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Old 10-22-2025, 10:32 AM   #26581
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I'm a hell of a lot itchier and redder coming out of chemical pools than I am out of the lake.

Also, my daughter works at a pool as a lifeguard and swim instructor. I know about code browns. I know about chemical shocking. I know some really disgusting things about pools. I'm absolutely taking my chances in the lake and I no longer go to pools or public hot tubs. You do you, though, boo.
Well you are ragging us for choosing to own dogs. Yet you choose to swim in a fecal stagnant lake with your family. gross.
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Old 10-22-2025, 10:34 AM   #26582
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I'm definitely getting annoyed with allergies and all the dog hair. Why do I do this? It is another decently large being in the house but is totally useless. Figured out how to open the cupboard and eat garbage and then crap liquid crap everywhere. How is this fun? Been buying magnets on amazon to thwart. There is no upside.

Oh, if you don't want to walk around the same boring neighborhood again at 9:30 pm instead of watching a movie, your couch gets destroyed. Permanent allergies for extra fun.
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Old 10-22-2025, 10:37 AM   #26583
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If you're not washing your anus with soap and water after every poop, you're walking around with poop on your ass.
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Well you are ragging us for choosing to own dogs. Yet you choose to swim in a fecal stagnant lake with your family. gross.
You don’t ever go in lakes or pools or oceans?
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If you're not washing your anus with soap and water after every poop, you're walking around with poop on your ass.
Ya, but I just ate that stuff that comes out a bunch of hours previously.
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Well you are ragging us for choosing to own dogs. Yet you choose to swim in a fecal stagnant lake with your family. gross.
lol, dude. That water is run through a state of the art filtration system and constantly recirculating. You seriously know nothing and you're a filthy person with a filthy animal living in filthy house with a filthy yard. Just own it. You're gross and envious of people who live in lake communities. I don't blame you, but just own it.
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You don’t ever go in lakes or pools or oceans?
Zero. I take boat trips though, although i don't enjoy them.

But if I had to swim, I would choose the ocean, a natural lake or a pool over Lake Bonivista! hahahahahahahah
Hmm I wonder if SAIT will ever bring back their salt water pool.

I like dogs.
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Old 10-22-2025, 10:50 AM   #26588
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Our city park planners have placed a dog-poop receptacle beside every park bench. The stench while resting on a bench is unavoidable. No rest for the weary.
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Honestly, you have to be a bit of a filthy person to have a dog. Their oily, nasty fur in your house, on your couch, in your bed, on your clothes, on your skin? Gross. Crapping and pissing in your yard, here, there and everywhere? You're a pig. Their dirty nasty feet running on their own feces and urine and then running around you house? You sick fk.

Picking up a warm steaming pile of sht with a baggie and then flinging the baggie on the ground? Just more of the same of your nastiness.

All of the above is just objective fact free of any bias or judgement. Just basic truths.
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Old 10-22-2025, 10:57 AM   #26591
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It would be better if it was reviewed by a guy named Fido Bowser
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Our city park planners have placed a dog-poop receptacle beside every park bench. The stench while resting on a bench is unavoidable. No rest for the weary.
Yeah, that must be the job for entry level city workers, the garbage bins are FOUL.
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Old 10-22-2025, 11:15 AM   #26593
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If you're not washing your anus with soap and water after every poop, you're walking around with poop on your ass.
I installed one of those Japanese heated bidets in the master ensuite in the new condo, and it's everything I dreamed it would be.

Alas, I have an Amazon cold-water bidet for the powder room, which is still better than dry-wiping.
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Our city park planners have placed a dog-poop receptacle beside every park bench. The stench while resting on a bench is unavoidable. No rest for the weary.
I used to live on a corner lot near a dog park. All the stinky poo bags ended up in my garbage can.
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We have two Totos so you can just have the most delightful clean-up no matter where you poop.
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Dingleberrys.

Men should also wipe after peeing.

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I have done this on hikes where it is out and back. When I pass it on the way back I'll pick it up. Makes no sense in a city though, there are garbage cans everywhere!
How many times have you forgotten? I don't agree with this method, because there is no way they don't get occasionally left behind.
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How many times have you forgotten? I don't agree with this method, because there is no way they don't get occasionally left behind.
How could I forget, my dogs ####s in the first mile of every hike. I leave it next to a sign post to mark where it is and always pick it up. I'm sure some scummy loser just leaves it, but I don't.
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We have two Totos so you can just have the most delightful clean-up no matter where you poop.
Lack of an electrical socket near the other two toilets was an issue. Also, the second bedroom ensuite toilet is virtually impossible to get access to the tank pipe to install one unless you have tiny little arms, so it gets neither.
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lol, dude. That water is run through a state of the art filtration system and constantly recirculating. You seriously know nothing and you're a filthy person with a filthy animal living in filthy house with a filthy yard. Just own it. You're gross and envious of people who live in lake communities. I don't blame you, but just own it.
Hey you always go over the top with your comments so I just answered with an over the top comment.

But sure. We get you need attention throughout parts of the year hahahaha

with your dog and bear hate, your hate for the NW and your bunker... lol

hahahahah Envious of kyitty lake communities in Calgary! hahahahahahahahaha

yeah.... I'll choose Varsity Estates 10 times out of 10.
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