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Old 10-15-2025, 06:39 PM   #26361
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Old 10-15-2025, 08:09 PM   #26362
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Old 10-15-2025, 10:06 PM   #26363
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Married a tall woman 8 years my junior, I did just fine.
How does it feel being the guy who looks like he's out for a walk with mum?
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Old 10-15-2025, 10:27 PM   #26364
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If that's one of your main struggles being tall then I suggest you take the small inconvenience and be happy about your overall good fortune. As a guy that has started out dating again, I have zero sympathy for tall guys. You don't even have to be handsome, interesting, or have a decent career and you are already a leg up on guys under 6' in the dating world.
I work with a 6'6" guy that is entirely unremarkable except his height and I'm continually shocked by the amount of beautiful girls that throw themselves at him when we're out with him not lifting a single finger. It's insane.
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Old 10-16-2025, 12:03 AM   #26365
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I work with a 6'6" guy that is entirely unremarkable except his height and I'm continually shocked by the amount of beautiful girls that throw themselves at him when we're out with him not lifting a single finger. It's insane.
It's a tough life being tall but we deal with it
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Old 10-16-2025, 12:11 AM   #26366
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Tall people should be hosed down like Elephants at the zoo with the Commando 450.
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Old 10-16-2025, 01:23 AM   #26367
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Short people got no reason to live.
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Short people got no reason to live.
Not true. Mocking the oompa loompas provides the evolved people plenty of entertainment.

I don't think I'd want to be 6'6" though, that's too much.
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Old 10-16-2025, 05:45 AM   #26369
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Not true. Mocking the oompa loompas provides the evolved people plenty of entertainment.

I don't think I'd want to be 6'6" though, that's too much.
They should do a freaky Friday type movie but you are magically Big one morning.
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Old 10-16-2025, 07:34 AM   #26370
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Not true. Mocking the oompa loompas provides the evolved people plenty of entertainment.

I don't think I'd want to be 6'6" though, that's too much.

Well, I don't want no short people 'round here.
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Does anyone want to join me in a nice, long lament about baldness?

Actually, baldness hasn't been nearly as bad as I imagined (when I first started worrying about my hairline). I went for the stubble look almost immediately. Women don't seem to mind.
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Old 10-16-2025, 09:53 AM   #26372
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Does anyone want to join me in a nice, long lament about baldness?

Actually, baldness hasn't been nearly as bad as I imagined (when I first started worrying about my hairline). I went for the stubble look almost immediately. Women don't seem to mind.
I've been slowly balding since high school. Can not stand seeing myself on Teams/zoom chats. In the mirror you naturally bow to make it look not so bad. Definitely need to keep it short. Short balding loser. Gord Downie at the end look going.
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Old 10-16-2025, 09:57 AM   #26373
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Goddamn it's depressing in here. Don’t forget to be bummed out about those love handles and beer gut too guys, let's really spiral this into some serious self loathing.
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Guys who bald in the front think a lot
Guys who bald in the back are sexy
Guys who bald front and back think they’re sexy.


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Old 10-16-2025, 10:25 AM   #26375
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Goddamn it's depressing in here. Don’t forget to be bummed out about those love handles and beer gut too guys, let's really spiral this into some serious self loathing.
Don't forget about the stress eczema that has afflicted me since I got yelled at and walked out by HR.
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Old 10-16-2025, 10:28 AM   #26376
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Goddamn it's depressing in here. Don’t forget to be bummed out about those love handles and beer gut too guys, let's really spiral this into some serious self loathing.
Self loathing is one of the best motivators out there. Shave your head, grow a beard and hit the gym


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Does anyone want to join me in a nice, long lament about baldness?

Actually, baldness hasn't been nearly as bad as I imagined (when I first started worrying about my hairline). I went for the stubble look almost immediately. Women don't seem to mind.
I've been bald so long, and at such a young age, that I got bored a year ago, and now I am growing out some crazy hair. As for rocking a buzz its no big deal, there are only 4 draw backs.

1. its boring having the same haircut all the time
2. your head gets cold easy
3. godforsaken sunburns
4. when you sweat it gets in your eyes like crazy and ruins your hats.
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Old 10-16-2025, 10:46 AM   #26378
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I've been bald so long, and at such a young age, that I got bored a year ago, and now I am growing out some crazy hair. As for rocking a buzz its no big deal, there are only 4 draw backs.

1. its boring having the same haircut all the time
2. your head gets cold easy
3. godforsaken sunburns
4. when you sweat it gets in your eyes like crazy and ruins your hats.
Rain is the worst. Drops hit your skull and drip down and feels like you are peeing your pants but not your pants but your skull.
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