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Old 09-13-2023, 10:43 AM   #2601
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That sucks. Sorry to hear that.

Isn’t there a movie where the guy simply replaces it with a chicklet?
This is one time I'm with jokes about my being an Edmontonian. Missing more teeth might seem like an advantage around here, when it comes to getting women. I'll feel like family.


I can't afford an implant, but I am going to see if I might be able to snare one by volunteering to be a patient in a continuing education class for dentists learning to do them.
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This is one time I'm with jokes about my being an Edmontonian. Missing more teeth might seem like an advantage around here, when it comes to getting women. I'll feel like family.


I can't afford an implant, but I am going to see if I might be able to snare one by volunteering to be a patient in a continuing education class for dentists learning to do them.
I feel you man, I had a filling fall out when I was without benefits for two years.
I worked so hard to keep that ####er clean.

The dentist of course didn't understand why I waited. Maybe he forgot poor people existed.
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Old 09-13-2023, 01:29 PM   #2603
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I feel you man, I had a filling fall out when I was without benefits for two years.
I worked so hard to keep that ####er clean.

The dentist of course didn't understand why I waited. Maybe he forgot poor people existed.
They are icky & life is easier when you forget they exist.
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Old 09-13-2023, 05:35 PM   #2604
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I was just donating blood, and was subjected to the musical stylings of Air Supply during the process. I think that's against the Geneva Convention. And if it isn't, it should be!
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Old 09-13-2023, 06:37 PM   #2605
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This is one time I'm with jokes about my being an Edmontonian. Missing more teeth might seem like an advantage around here, when it comes to getting women. I'll feel like family.
There. That's Edmonton for ya!!
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Old 09-13-2023, 06:41 PM   #2606
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I was just donating blood, and was subjected to the musical stylings of Air Supply during the process. I think that's against the Geneva Convention. And if it isn't, it should be!
I dont do that anymore.

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Old 09-13-2023, 07:25 PM   #2607
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I was just donating blood, and was subjected to the musical stylings of Air Supply during the process. I think that's against the Geneva Convention. And if it isn't, it should be!
They'd be all out of blood, so lost without you.
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Flippin police siren sets off multiple coyote dens across the area like car alarms multiple times every night.
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Old 09-15-2023, 11:24 AM   #2609
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A group of four people apparently based jumped and flew through the downtown calgary core Thursday around midnight. That's seems like it would be fun.
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Old 09-15-2023, 04:07 PM   #2610
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A group of four people apparently based jumped and flew through the downtown calgary core Thursday around midnight. That's seems like it would be fun.
4 people racing to win 3 Darwin Awards, with the 4th being first loser.
Coulda been cool to watch unless someone got hurt. Hope it doesn’t “inspire” copycats.
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Old 09-15-2023, 04:44 PM   #2611
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Flippin police siren sets off multiple coyote dens across the area like car alarms multiple times every night.
I think it's kind of neat.

I'm right on Confederation Park, and it's like a nightly cradle song after 11pm. It really annoys one of my neighbours when sirens sets the coyotes off at the golf course.
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Old 09-15-2023, 10:30 PM   #2612
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I got a Jury summons today.

The same day I have to be in Edmonton for work.

I need funny ways to get out of both
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Old 09-15-2023, 11:42 PM   #2613
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I got a Jury summons today.

The same day I have to be in Edmonton for work.

I need funny ways to get out of both
I mean, use the jury summons to get out of the edmonton trip.

Then tell the jury selection people you're a freeman on the land and would be bound by conscience to acquit anyone because you don't recognize the courts authority.

Then spend the afternoon on a patio.
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Old 09-16-2023, 01:06 AM   #2614
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The one time I got a jury summons the date was my wedding day. Occasionally I think I used the wrong one to get out of the other.
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Speaking of jury duty, the show Jury Duty on Prime is really good. The cast puts on a fake court case but they cast one character for the show who doesn’t know it’s fake and thinks he’s in a real jury and a real case.
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I got a Jury summons today.

The same day I have to be in Edmonton for work.

I need funny ways to get out of both
I want to hear all about this!
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Old 09-16-2023, 02:59 AM   #2618
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Old 09-16-2023, 01:26 PM   #2619
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Has anyone ever tried gluing dryer lint back onto their clothes?
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Old 09-16-2023, 01:44 PM   #2620
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Has anyone ever tried gluing dryer lint back onto their clothes?

If there’s a market for making sweaters out of dog hair, I can’t see why this wouldn’t be a thing
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