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Old 10-02-2025, 04:53 PM   #26041
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Do you still have the dildo? Asking for a friend.
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Old 10-02-2025, 05:06 PM   #26042
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Haha don't want to out my company on here after some a-hole one starred me on Google and said 'the owner doesn't like dogs' years ago. Whoever you are, I still hate you.

The item had to do with a utility situation on a hunk of land. I can make gigantic things and really small things. For this one gigantic made perfect sense, but small was also a thing.
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Old 10-02-2025, 05:28 PM   #26043
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Dildo. You can understand how that may have been an uncomfortable conversation.
A Steely Dan.
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Old 10-02-2025, 05:33 PM   #26044
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Holy cow, what sort of object was it? I'm dying to see the look on someone's face when they come in to pick up "x" and it's TEN TIMES the expected size.

Like dining table?
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Old 10-02-2025, 05:44 PM   #26045
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Old 10-02-2025, 05:46 PM   #26046
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Every time I pick up my phone I get distracted by a text or some other notification and forget why I picked up my phone.
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Old 10-02-2025, 06:14 PM   #26047
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Every time I pick up my phone I get distracted by a text or some other notification and forget why I picked up my phone.
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Old 10-02-2025, 06:31 PM   #26048
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It's a good word. I call my kids 'the bomboclats'.
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