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Old 06-19-2006, 03:57 PM   #241
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I've never had sex for free.
No matter what anyone says, sex is never free whether the cost is dinner, drinks, money or simply putting up with the fact that she will not shut the fark up.
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Old 06-19-2006, 04:00 PM   #242
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Do you mean "Inner Light"? The one where Picard lives a lifetime on an alien world only to find out he was only out for 20 minutes?


(Yep, I'm a geek.)
You are correct. link Who do I give my geek card to?
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Old 06-19-2006, 04:01 PM   #243
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I've never had sex for free.
Ms. Palm doesnt count as free?

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Old 06-19-2006, 04:02 PM   #244
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I will clear up my schedule for any movie or television show that involves monsters, the supernatural or any other strange thing . . . doesn't matter how bad it is either. God, I'm lame.
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Old 06-19-2006, 04:30 PM   #245
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Alright, time for my DLS

I cannot watch movies that have the "un-dead" in them. Give me aliens, slimey creatures, or "Jason- like" villians and I am fine. But anything with vampires, zombies, or mummies and I will have nightmares for weeks after.

When I saw "The Ring" it was so bad I had to take my TV out of my bedroom, because I would wake up thinking "did my TV just turn on?"
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Old 06-19-2006, 04:33 PM   #246
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No matter what anyone says, sex is never free whether the cost is dinner, drinks, money or simply putting up with the fact that she will not shut the fark up.
Are you implying that in one form or another every women is a prostitute?
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Old 06-19-2006, 04:37 PM   #247
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Are you implying that in one form or another every women is a prostitute?
Well if by prostitute you mean a women who will only have sex with someone if they recieve something wether material or anything else than I don't like answering for people but I think the answer would be yes.
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Old 06-19-2006, 04:40 PM   #248
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Well if by prostitute you mean a women who will only have sex with someone if they recieve something wether material or anything else than I don't like answering for people but I think the answer would be yes.
Well then what do you call the ones who don't put out after receiving these material things?
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Old 06-19-2006, 04:46 PM   #249
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Well then what do you call the ones who don't put out after receiving these material things?
Married.
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Old 06-19-2006, 04:47 PM   #250
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Well then what do you call the ones who don't put out after receiving these material things?
Girlfriends.

(not that I'm bitter or anything.)
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Old 06-19-2006, 04:47 PM   #251
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Well then what do you call the ones who don't put out after receiving these material things?
B!+che$

I kid, I kid.

The real answer, is I don't call them ever again!
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Old 06-19-2006, 04:48 PM   #252
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Alright, on that setup by Rhettzky, I would have to say kobafett had the best answer.
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Old 06-19-2006, 04:49 PM   #253
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Girlfriends.

(not that I'm bitter or anything.)
HAAHAHAHAHAHA ......

(maybe I find this so funny because I have been in this unfortunate situation before)
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Old 06-19-2006, 11:59 PM   #254
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Another DLS

I was the one who ratted on him…
Im gonna KILL you if this is true!!!!


EDIT

forgot to add.. DLS??? you know im gonna rip on you for that
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Old 06-20-2006, 08:54 AM   #255
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I have a third nipple.
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Old 06-20-2006, 09:43 AM   #256
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Are you implying that in one form or another every women is a prostitute?
Women have used sex as currency since social orders were established. This is not a new thing.
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Old 06-20-2006, 09:46 AM   #257
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I have a third nipple.
That's awesome. As long as your male. If your female. Awesomeness decreases significantly.

It's an ugly double standard ladies. I'm sorry. It just is.
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Old 06-20-2006, 10:04 AM   #258
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That's awesome. As long as your male. If your female. Awesomeness decreases significantly.

It's an ugly double standard ladies. I'm sorry. It just is.
What is so awesome about a 3rd Nipple? I sure as hell wouldn’t want one
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Old 06-20-2006, 10:18 AM   #259
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Well it could kind of be a unique identity thing. Sort of like a tattoo.

Only a nipple.
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Old 06-20-2006, 10:55 AM   #260
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I can't think of any personally.

But I know calf once entered a Sidney Crosby look alike contest.

...And won.
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