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Old 03-27-2012, 12:12 AM   #241
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Old 03-27-2012, 12:15 AM   #242
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Old 03-27-2012, 12:15 AM   #243
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See, that is something I do to be an a-hole ^
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Old 03-27-2012, 12:18 AM   #244
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See, that is something I do to be an a-hole ^
This thread is about being an ahole for the sake of it...
That was earned.
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Old 03-27-2012, 12:21 AM   #245
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This thread is about being an ahole for the sake of it...
That was earned.
I prefer being an #######, it is easy then being nice. I'm good at it.
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Old 03-27-2012, 12:22 AM   #246
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I wish drhu22 would stop being a clown in this thread.
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Old 03-27-2012, 12:24 AM   #247
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I wish drhu22 would stop being a clown in this thread.
I really don't give a flying fig.
I'm just showing what low iqs aholes have.
Ok now i'm being an ahole...too many pops.
Good night aholes

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Old 03-27-2012, 12:28 AM   #248
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One of the most A-hole things I have seen that was just odd.
At Venice beach this muscle guy took his sweaty socks off at one of those public showers and these little kids were washing and he rinsed them off over their heads while they were cleaning up.

I'm guessing it was their mother that shouted at the idiot hey you A-hole those are my kids what the hell are you doing jerk.
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If my fiance is breathing loud and I can't sleep, I accidentally yank her pillow or bump my knee into her.
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One of the most A-hole things I have seen that was just odd.
At Venice beach this muscle guy took his sweaty socks off at one of those public showers and these little kids were washing and he rinsed them off over their heads while they were cleaning up.

I'm guessing it was their mother that shouted at the idiot hey you A-hole those are my kids what the hell are you doing jerk.
That'll make em grow bigger.
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Old 03-27-2012, 08:10 AM   #251
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at the hotel that I work at when someone comes in that is a jerk I tend to put them in the rooms next to the ice machines or elevator.
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Sometimes if I am driving by someone walking their dog and I see the dog stop to poo, I'll honk my horn as I go by in hopes to startle the dog and make it pinch it off. I like to think that they go home and the dog butt scoots on their carpet.
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Old 03-27-2012, 10:43 AM   #253
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I wish drhu22 would stop being a clown in this thread.
Can't the a-holes and the a-clowns just get along???
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Old 03-27-2012, 10:46 AM   #254
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Sometimes if I am driving by someone walking their dog and I see the dog stop to poo, I'll honk my horn as I go by in hopes to startle the dog and make it pinch it off. I like to think that they go home and the dog butt scoots on their carpet.
I don't think dogs butt scoot unless they have worms or their butts irritated.

I think they would go home and go to town with the whole toungue bath, then they would run over and lick their master's faces. And I know they do it on purpose.
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Old 03-27-2012, 10:47 AM   #255
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Sometimes if I am driving by someone walking their dog and I see the dog stop to poo, I'll honk my horn as I go by in hopes to startle the dog and make it pinch it off. I like to think that they go home and the dog butt scoots on their carpet.
I hate you so much right now. My dog always flips out when someone honks at her and then rips my arms out of it's socket. Not cool.
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Old 03-27-2012, 11:36 AM   #257
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Sometimes if I am driving by someone walking their dog and I see the dog stop to poo, I'll honk my horn as I go by in hopes to startle the dog and make it pinch it off. I like to think that they go home and the dog butt scoots on their carpet.
Whenever I see somebody driving along with their dog in their car I'll whistle to get the dog's attention and try to get them to bust out the little crack in the window the owner has usually left. Sometimes they freak out ; sometimes they don't .

I wouldn't do it if the window was wide open as I obviously wouldn't want the dog to actually escape. I just like when they scratch at the window and get all inexplicably obnoxious so the owners is all WTF.
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Old 03-27-2012, 11:44 AM   #258
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When I see a d-bag on the road weaving around people behind me i'll slow down to match the speed of the car beside me so he has nowhere to go. If a middle finger comes my way, I give them a thumbs up and a big smile.


i tend to shake my head when they drive by haha
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Old 03-27-2012, 12:20 PM   #259
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Wasn't me being an a-hole but I was driving south bound MacLeod and was stopped at the intersection in front of Chinook. Too many cars from the north bound lane were turning into the mall and ended up blocking the whole intersection. So when the light for my side turned green no one could move for about 5-10 seconds until those cars cleared the intersection. Which they did and this idiot in the turning lane tried to get through after all the other cars moved out of our way. This SUV in the left most lane immediately hulkroganed her. Forced her to back up into her turning lane and then drove through the intersection. It was the greatest thing I had seen on the road in a long time.
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A friend of mine was at work and they had brought in a welder and his helper for a day. The helper turned out to be the welders son. Something went wrong and they had to re weld a few things and the welder flipped. All they could hear was the welder scream at his son " I knew your mother should of f*****g swallowed you!!" As far as I'm concerned, that guys in the lead.
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