Random Thought Thread v2

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Wet nose or dry nose? I love cats with a wet nose. I like when they jam their wet nose in you ear as it kinda tickles and you can hear them breath all funny and fast. So cute.

Are the insides of her ears usually cold? Those are my fav. I like turning a cat's ears inside out and then very quietly kissing or nuzzling the cold inside of the ear.

Does she ever lick your fingers and then you grab her tongue between your thumb and forefinger and she lets you just sit there holding her funny little tongue?

Those are my three main requirements for a cool cat.

More moist than wet, she is a big purr fiend, which is funny as she almost purrs faster than her body can handle it so it's a weezy purry thing going on. She loooves deep ear rubs, they do get cool when it isn't summer.


And ya, she occasionally loves going to town on my fingers, gnawing them, licking them...never tried grabbing her tongue, she'd probably look at me wondering wtf I was doing.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

More moist than wet, she is a big purr fiend, which is funny as she almost purrs faster than her body can handle it so it's a weezy purry thing going on. She loooves deep ear rubs, they do get cool when it isn't summer.


And ya, she occasionally loves going to town on my fingers, gnawing them, licking them...never tried grabbing her tongue, she'd probably look at me wondering wtf I was doing.

Sounds like a solid cat, dude. Nice.

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

It's a bit like a free ride when you've already paid.

Pipe down Alanis.

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by topfiverecords

Pipe down Alanis.

But isn't it ironic? Don't you think?

[Cecil Terwilliger]

I know a vet that does work for the mob. You know, stitching guys up up after a fight, shooting, robbery etc.

And even he said he won’t debark a dog.

[The Fonz]

Always thought I wanted a cat until I took care of my parents for a few weeks. Realized after about a week that they're actually pretty gross animals and was happy to give it back.

I'd still like one to just hang around outside in my back yard though, so I'm waiting for the day when a neighbouring cat wanders over and I'll just start feeding it so that it keeps coming around. It'd be cool to have a yard cat, just so long as it never came inside or even tried convincing me to let it come inside the house.

[TheIronMaiden]

What bugs me about cats is they will burying their #### and then land those same paws on your counter 10 minutes later.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by The Fonz

Always thought I wanted a cat until I took care of my parents for a few weeks. Realized after about a week that they're actually pretty gross animalsand was happy to give it back.

I'd still like one to just hang around outside in my back yard though, so I'm waiting for the day when a neighbouring cat wanders over and I'll just start feeding it so that it keeps coming around. It'd be cool to have a yard cat, just so long as it never came inside or even tried convincing me to let it come inside the house.

That one missing apostrophe could get you disinherited.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by The Fonz

Always thought I wanted a cat until I took care of my parents for a few weeks. Realized after about a week that they're actually pretty gross animals and was happy to give it back.

I'd still like one to just hang around outside in my back yard though, so I'm waiting for the day when a neighbouring cat wanders over and I'll just start feeding it so that it keeps coming around. It'd be cool to have a yard cat, just so long as it never came inside or even tried convincing me to let it come inside the house.

Have you considered a garage cat?

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

But isn't it ironic? Don't you think?

It's the good advice that you just didn't take

[Sliver]

Guys, we're not doing this. This is CP; not Reddit.

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Guys, we're not doing this. This is CP; not Reddit.

Troll/Not troll
Fun/Fun Police
Garage Cat/Weirdly specific about certain cat habits deemed acceptable
Kill all dogs/Gimme a dog but cut its bark box out first
I hate bears!/I love bike riding with bears!

Its like I don't even know you anymore man...

[Wormius]

It has been a summer of CP revelations.

[Sliver]

Guess we're all growing up. Wonder how long we can keep this weird community going.

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Guys, we're not doing this. This is CP; not Reddit.

Who would've thought? It figures.

[topfiverecords]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Guys, we're not doing this. This is CP; not Reddit.

Good thing, don't you keep getting banned over there?

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by topfiverecords

Good thing, don't you keep getting banned over there?

Actually, yes I do. It's really really annoying, too.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

Who would've thought? It figures.

I, recommend sticking your foot in your mouth at any time / Feel free.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Sliver

Actually, yes I do. It's really really annoying, too.

You should do an AITA there for that. Maybe moderate it yourself, just as a precaution.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by Wormius

You should do an AITA there for that. Maybe moderate it yourself, just as a precaution.

I'll do it on my Wormius_Calgary alt account.