Alberta Politics & Government Thread 3.0

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by Johnny Makarov

I hope one of the deers from Nara park kicks her in the crotch.

NSFW!

Something, something, cloven hoof in the busboobs deer knuckle, something, something, PROFIT!!

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

Maybe the NGP.


Natural Governing Party. Sometimes you've got to believe something before it happens.

Too Close to E=NG.

[Titan2]

Originally Posted by photon

Good question, would need more data to demonstrate some kind of causal link between lack of vaccine support by the UCP and outcomes (or maybe the broader sentiment towards vaccines across society is more influential and the UCP policy just exacerbates it).

Did find this: https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/ont...fd7141d76.html

But couldn't easily find a similar graph for Ontario

The higher concentration of maple magats could also be a contributing factor for Alberta.

[Fuzz]

Holy crap, I just got a robocall from the Republican party of Alberta doing a survey on how I'd vote for separation, and if I'd support their party. I recommend doing the two questions(option 4 is to tell them to #### off) because at the end they give you an opportunity to record a voice message, where you can tell them all sorts of super fun stuff.


Caller ID was 587-872-8112 if you want to answer an unknown number.

[White Out 403]

This certainly isn't my original thought, but I've seen a lot online about the legal challenges that Alberta would face with treaties with Native bands. Best case scenario is even if Alberta somehow found a majority wanting to leave, they'd still have to square that with the Native bands under treaties with the Crown. I don't see that happening.

[All In Good Time]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

Holy crap, I just got a robocall from the Republican party of Alberta doing a survey on how I'd vote for separation, and if I'd support their party. I recommend doing the two questions(option 4 is to tell them to #### off) because at the end they give you an opportunity to record a voice message, where you can tell them all sorts of super fun stuff.


Caller ID was 587-872-8112 if you want to answer an unknown number.

I want to get one of those calls
Tell them to buy a boat with their Bloc buddies and go

[direwolf]

Any referendum on Alberta separation would fail spectacularly, and Smith knows it. This ridiculous bulls*** is all just for show. More red meat for the Maple MAGA clowns to keep them riled up and angry.

[edslunch]

Originally Posted by direwolf

Any referendum on Alberta separation would fail spectacularly, and Smith knows it. This ridiculous bulls*** is all just for show. More red meat for the Maple MAGA clowns to keep them riled up and angry.

Maybe it’s 4D chess and she wants it to fail so she can put it bed. Nah…

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by All In Good Time

I want to get one of those calls
Tell them to buy a boat with their Bloc buddies and go

Good news, you can take it on their website


https://albertarepublicans.com/survey/

[undercoverbrother]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

Good news, you can take it on their website


https://albertarepublicans.com/survey/

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Phuck those kunts

[Johnny Makarov]

Paul Chung. You are a disgrace towards all chinese people. you stupid deplorable piece of kyit.

[direwolf]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

Good news, you can take it on their website


https://albertarepublicans.com/survey/

CP jihad?

[Paulie Walnuts]

Was it rude that I told them I hope they get measles.

[Monahammer]

Originally Posted by Paulie Walnuts

Was it rude that I told them I hope they get measles.

Meh, my submission mentioned gallows so...

[puffnstuff]

Where does having them impregnated by a syphilitic goat land on the scale?

[#-3]

Originally Posted by direwolf

Any referendum on Alberta separation would fail spectacularly, and Smith knows it. This ridiculous bulls*** is all just for show. More red meat for the Maple MAGA clowns to keep them riled up and angry.

I'm sorry but I live in Alberta, and the people here are dumb as #### when it comes to politics. If it got to a referendum, the yes floor would be ~37%, because as the "conservatives" align in that direction the the libertarian hippies who make up ~20% of Alberta population, and think that the free man on land bull#### is conservativism would start running around town talking about how you'd have to be a moron to want to be Canadian, and a solid 17%+ of disengaged voters who intuitively know that the conservatives are "better" for the economy would say, well the "conservatives" say we'll be better off for the economy separating, and Spenshi will blow all of our money if we vote for him, so we have to vote to leave the country. Because yes they will be to stupid to know that a vote for unity isn't a vote for the NDP, because someone will have told them that it is.

An Alberta referendum is Brexit level of stupid just waiting to accidentally happen.

[Yamer]

Originally Posted by undercoverbrother

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Phuck those kunts

"Are there any questions you would need answered before considering separation?"

What is your IQ?

[MrButtons]

I wasn't super mean. Just told them to go touch grass and hoped that their pillows were warm on both sides for the duration of their lives.

[#-3]

I wrote in the comments "I will not miss you if you leave Canada"

[sarge]

Originally Posted by Yamer

"Are there any questions you would need answered before considering separation?"

What is your IQ?

Mine was: Why are you kunts so f’n stupid?