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Old 07-19-2010, 09:39 PM   #221
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I wasn't back peddling, I misunderstood.

The vagina does not permanently stretch out of shape from coitus....
Ok, seriously no need to use the word coitus when the word means sex. It would have been a lot easier and wouldn't have required me to do a google search.

I think it does permanantly stretch out and I have my girlfriend as proof. Maybe we can do a myth busters Calgary Puck edition? Any volunteers?
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Old 07-19-2010, 09:43 PM   #222
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Well said...I absolutely agree with you!

Women in there 20's, being young and fertile, have their pick of males, usually the "bad boys" or "alpha males."

However, I would not consider them "sluts" they are just taking advantage of what nature gave them.

When they hit their 30's a change occurs, suddenly there is a new crop of 20 year olds for the "bad boys" to bang and the 30 year olds can't compete.

With their body clocks ticking the boring "nice guys" whom they ignored previously, start to look good.

The "nice guys" who got little if any sex before will grab onto almost any female that gives them even the tiniest amout of sex and/or attention.

Men have adapted to this through the societal trend called the "Marriage Strike."

Seems these boring, nice guys are waking up and not getting married at all.

If you didn't want the "nice guys" in your 20's, he doesn't want you in your 30's or 40's so to speak.

Interesting times we live in.
I am almost 100% sure we read the same blog. Good stuff =)

See people, this isn't misogyny. It's the unfortunate truth. It's not hating women, it's calling them out for who they are, and finding ways to take advantage/protect yourself as a guy.

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I am almost 100% sure we read the same blog. Good stuff =)
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I am almost 100% sure we read the same blog. Good stuff =)

See people, this isn't misogyny. It's the unfortunate truth. It's not hating women, it's calling them out for who they are, and finding ways to take advantage/protect yourself as a guy.
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I don't get why people think she is all used up. Its not like she had sex with these guys much more than once. 3650 days is only having sex twice a week. Really not all that much. In fact as far as quanity of copulations I would bet that many are around that number at 30.
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You know, to be fair... when you get to around 900.....

I'm just saying goals and numbers probably do start to come into play.
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Old 07-19-2010, 09:57 PM   #229
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Well said...I absolutely agree with you!

Women in there 20's, being young and fertile, have their pick of males, usually the "bad boys" or "alpha males."

However, I would not consider them "sluts" they are just taking advantage of what nature gave them.

When they hit their 30's a change occurs, suddenly there is a new crop of 20 year olds for the "bad boys" to bang and the 30 year olds can't compete.

With their body clocks ticking the boring "nice guys" whom they ignored previously, start to look good.

The "nice guys" who got little if any sex before will grab onto almost any female that gives them even the tiniest amout of sex and/or attention.

Men have adapted to this through the societal trend called the "Marriage Strike."

Seems these boring, nice guys are waking up and not getting married at all.

If you didn't want the "nice guys" in your 20's, he doesn't want you in your 30's or 40's so to speak.

Interesting times we live in.
There is so much wrong with this that I'm not even sure where to begin.
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I don't get why people think she is all used up. Its not like she had sex with these guys much more than once. 3650 days is only having sex twice a week. Really not all that much. In fact as far as quanity of copulations I would bet that many are around that number at 30.
It's not the number of times, it is the number of partners.....

It reflects poorly on her character and her level of self respect....
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I don't get why people think she is all used up. Its not like she had sex with these guys much more than once. 3650 days is only having sex twice a week. Really not all that much. In fact as far as quanity of copulations I would bet that many are around that number at 30.
Yeah, and everyone knows that a chicks odometer rolls over after 1000. Clean slate!
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I'm not even sure what I said any more.
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Old 07-19-2010, 10:08 PM   #233
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It's not the number of times, it is the number of partners.....

It reflects poorly on her character and her level of self respect....
I agree on the character end but all of the Giant Vag comments seem a little off base
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I agree on the character end but all of the Giant Vag comments seem a little off base
Second that. Not giant, but hella used.
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I think it does permanantly stretch out and I have my girlfriend as proof.
Who was her last boyfriend ?

You call that stretched? I could barely get in

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Old 07-19-2010, 10:15 PM   #236
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Who was her last boyfriend ?
Some big black guy. My point still stands.
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Old 07-19-2010, 10:24 PM   #237
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You call that stretched? I could barely get in
If your sex skills are anything like your driving skills you were probably knocking on the wrong door.
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Ok, seriously no need to use the word coitus when the word means sex.
Seriously?
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If your sex skills are anything like your driving skills you were probably knocking on the wrong door.
Nobody ruins a good 4-way like Pinner coming out of turn.
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Nobody ruins a good 4-way like Pinner coming out of turn.
This literally has me in tears. I hope other people get this joke as it's absolutely brilliant.
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