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Old 09-08-2009, 10:11 PM   #221
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Old 09-08-2009, 10:11 PM   #222
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I didn't start the thread, but I think I donated a winning picture that when my daughter gets old enough, she will hate me forever for posting it...
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What the hell, man, what the hell.
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Old 09-08-2009, 10:12 PM   #225
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NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.

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Whatever happened to Jamiroquai?

They disbanded after Napoleon Dynamite made it clear they could never achieve more!
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He is alive and well. He shows up on top gear every now and then.
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here, watch this montage of early 90's stand up comedy while waiting for the 2,000,000th ball to drop.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3B49u0z39Q
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I must have missed the post where starseed came out of the closet to CP.




Our pisstank count is at 6

me
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RESALIEN
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Feel free to add to these lists. It'll keep us busy for another 300 posts. I want the list of CPers that went to spain thanks to cmyden.
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....I mean 230

Sorry, slipped my mind. I meant to say 200
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After buying his first 2 albums, they realized every song was the same so they didn't feel they needed to buy anymore.

Still waiting for people to realize the same about AC/DC.
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I assume I'm in all caps for my amazing binge drinking skills.
Doesn't binge mean you stop then drink a lot?
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I guess I would be considered in the IT crowd
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This may be revealing a little too much: I think one of my breasts produces more milk than the other... why is that? They're the same size...
 
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Old 09-08-2009, 10:16 PM   #236
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Old 09-08-2009, 10:17 PM   #237
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Does the 2 millionth (is that a word?) post have to be on this thread?
 
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This may be revealing a little too much: I think one of my breasts produces more milk than the other... why is that? They're the same size...

Common question.

Gotta be the nipple hole.
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This may be revealing a little too much: I think one of my breasts produces more milk than the other... why is that? They're the same size...
We need pictures in order to help you.
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I also had a son, it is great being a father.
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