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Old 01-08-2009, 12:46 PM   #221
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Iggy wouldn't cut it?
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Old 01-08-2009, 12:46 PM   #222
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Its great because then your mouse and keyboard dont get greasy.


But isn't making popcorn at work kind of an office no-no?
So what do you do in the theatre? Do you whip out the chopsticks and go nuts?

Chopsticks can be really good to pick stuff like your nose and ears.
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Old 01-08-2009, 12:47 PM   #223
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Iggy wouldn't cut it?
He doesn't count W're talking black black black black..
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Old 01-08-2009, 12:49 PM   #224
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So what do you do in the theatre? Do you whip out the chopsticks and go nuts?

Chopsticks can be really good to pick stuff like your nose and ears.
Hmm. The theater... Haven't been to a movie in probably 2 years. I wait for them to come out on DVD. But next time I go to the theater, I will bring chopsticks. I'm going to see if I can start a trend.
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Why? Cause it smells good?

Yeah in order to date a black guy and not get disowned, it would have to be Kobe Bryant.
What about Shaq?

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Tiger Woods?
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Tiger Woods?
Like Iggy, not black enough.
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Tiger Woods?
I think we need a new thread.

Which black guy would Girlysport's parents allow.

I don't think they would have a problem with you marrying Chris Tucker. He has made THREE movies with Jackie Chan.
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I think we need a new thread.

Which black guy would Girlysport's parents allow.

I don't think they would have a problem with you marrying Chris Tucker. He has made THREE movies with Jackie Chan.
She can start a new draft. Black guy draft.
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How is this thread three stars? Seriously...
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Old 01-08-2009, 01:17 PM   #231
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I use chopsticks whenever I can. You just get so much more control. Hell I have a bag of chips with me right now and I don't want to get seasoning all over my keyboard and...

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Old 01-08-2009, 01:26 PM   #232
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She can start a new draft. Black guy draft.
That's terrible :P
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Old 01-08-2009, 01:29 PM   #233
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What if he was a black guy making $7million a year? hehe i'm sure your parents can over look that.

But yeah older chinese people are a bit racist. But they would never outwardly show their racism. They just mumble it to themselves and their family members.
It really is a shame, but the older generation can be quite racist. I'm hoping our generation is different.

Might be a little different from family to family and based on socio-economic scale, but for draft purposes, this is the Older generation Ranking of Tolerance

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Top of the list:

- Hong Kong Chinese/Mainland Chinese* (depends on where you come from)
- Anywhere else Chinese
- Oreiental anywhere *(see exceptions below)
- Western Europeans (exception to the English) and Canadians
- Oceanic
- Eastern European (not including Baltic and Russia)

Middle of the list:
- Americans
- The English
- South Americans
- Baltic and Russia

No Go list:
- Japanese
- Africans (dark)
- Natives/Aboriginal
- Indian
- Middle East

Modifiers:
- +10 if upper class
- +5 if middle class
- + 10 if one of the following: doctor, lawyer, Engineer, Banker, Accountant, Successful business man, Sciencetist, Banker
- -5 if occupation is in the trades
- -10 for lower class
- +5 if speak same Chinese dialect
- +10 if skilled in the traditions
- +10 if famous (Iggy would get this bonus)
- -10 if infamous, or can bring shame to the family name (Avery wouldn't do so good)

I write this as a satire, and by no means do I or my family agree with his. However, I think it's pretty accurate in terms of the older generations view of outsiders. However, as the poster above mentioned, it's a subtle but implied sense of racism
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Yeah in order to date a black guy and not get disowned, it would have to be Kobe Bryant.
I think he prefers raping over dating.
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I eat spaghetti with chopsticks
I bet the guy, whose fork you swiped out of the dishwasher, would disagree.
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Old 01-08-2009, 01:37 PM   #236
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Gwai Lo Honkey Report - I went for Dim Sum at Silver Dragon today and I was not shot.

I did think there was going to be an incident when I thought a lady said "DIE WHITE MAN!" to me, but it turns out she was just offering me Gai Lan....mmmm that tasty stuff.
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Old 01-08-2009, 01:45 PM   #237
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Hahaha....In terms of racist older generations, I've found that you're alright if you're from one of only FIVE countries: Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Belgium or Switzerland. Anywhere else there's a marked cliche or a knock against you, at least from the old codgers I grew up with. If you're American, British or French, you may as well concede defeat now!! hahah
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Old 01-08-2009, 01:47 PM   #238
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I see phanuthier wants to take up snowboarding, IIRC he may be asian and may be attacking the last known honky refuge of ski hills.
Elisha Cuthbert doesn't date Asians, she only dates hockey players.

OH NO I WENT THERE!!!
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Old 01-08-2009, 01:51 PM   #239
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Why? Cause it smells good?

Yeah in order to date a black guy and not get disowned, it would have to be Kobe Bryant.
Popcorn is banned in many work places because stupid people seem to burn it somehow. I've seen this firsthand many times. They wreck the microwave or have a burning smell fill the office.

I knew some asian girls who dated black guys... Parents were mortified.


















And I was jealous
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And I was jealous
Your parents won't let you date black guys? Damn Asians spreading their hate.
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