06-21-2006, 09:06 AM
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#221
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Maybe this thread should get its own forum
The Circumcision forum: Helmet or Toque?
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06-21-2006, 09:19 AM
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#222
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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You could always be like Mark Messier and Jose Theodore at the Heritage Classic in 2004. Nothing like wearing a Toque over your helmet.
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06-21-2006, 10:51 AM
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#223
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South of Calgary North of 'Merica
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Originally Posted by Bring_Back_Shantz
You could always be like Mark Messier and Jose Theodore at the Heritage Classic in 2004. Nothing like wearing a Toque over your helmet.
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ahh yes but in theory isn't that the way everything starts out anyhow?
which begs the question yes or no? and now we have come full circle
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Last edited by return to the red; 06-21-2006 at 10:54 AM.
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06-21-2006, 11:19 AM
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#224
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Just in case anyone needed a circumcision related story to give them the heebee jeebees.
http://www.lohud.com/apps/pbcs.dll/a...352/1197/RSS01
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06-21-2006, 12:13 PM
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#225
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Reaper
Just in case anyone needed a circumcision related story to give them the heebee jeebees.
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OK, that is just fating WRONG!
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06-21-2006, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Reaper
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I am speechless.
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06-23-2006, 12:46 AM
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#227
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If I have a son he will be getting the snippy snip.
This thread cracked me up. Especially the ardent debators who popped in with their opinions 5 or 10 times.
The reality is that women prefer the Helmet. It looks better and doesn't smell like a 2 week old goat cheese sandwhich (this is anecdotal).
While having a toque is probably not going to be a deal breaker, it's a disappointment, I've heard this many times. Face it, men prefer BLONDES and women prefer HELMETS. Get your son snipped, mutilated whatever you want to call it, but git r done.
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06-23-2006, 11:19 AM
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#228
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Clarkey
The reality is that women prefer the Helmet. It looks better and doesn't smell like a 2 week old goat cheese sandwhich (this is anecdotal).
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Highly anecdotal, and probably wrong a vast majority of the time. You'd have to be a pretty stupid and slovenly individual to not clean your penis.
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While having a toque is probably not going to be a deal breaker, it's a disappointment, I've heard this many times. Face it, men prefer BLONDES and women prefer HELMETS. Get your son snipped, mutilated whatever you want to call it, but git r done.
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BS.
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06-23-2006, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Agamemnon
Highly anecdotal, and probably wrong a vast majority of the time. You'd have to be a pretty stupid and slovenly individual to not clean your penis.
BS.
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Duder, don't get your foreskin in a knot!
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06-23-2006, 01:41 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Clarkey
Duder, don't get your foreskin in a knot!
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Sure, no worries. Just thought I'd counter your sweeping generalizations that ignored dozens of fine points in this thread, and reality in general.
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06-23-2006, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Agamemnon
Sure, no worries. Just thought I'd counter your sweeping generalizations that ignored dozens of fine points in this thread, and reality in general. 
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Some finer than others.
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06-23-2006, 03:54 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Vancouver
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Originally Posted by Agamemnon
Highly anecdotal, and probably wrong a vast majority of the time. You'd have to be a pretty stupid and slovenly individual to not clean your penis.
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Pretty stupid and slovenly individual... perhaps.
Typical... definately.
How many times have you stopped sex so you could go clean your penis? By your rationale the only time you have sex is directly after a shower, which would be alright, but also sad and weird at the same time.
Plus, doesn't water shrink it?
I don't see how it's wrong. People get their tonsils removed, their wisdom teeth removed, their appendix removed... what's wrong with getting circumsized and having a better sex life? I'm not saying there is a direct correlation between your sex life and being circumsized - the best sex I've had was with a boyfriend that was uncircumsized. I just find that there is more willingness to perform certain sexual favours when a penis is circumsized.
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06-23-2006, 04:01 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Red Mile Style
I don't see how it's wrong. People get their tonsils removed, their wisdom teeth removed, their appendix removed...
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People get their tonsils, wisdom teeth, and appendix removed for a reason. Do you ever wonder why they just don't cut those parts out of a newborn to 'avoid the hassle later'? Because many don't need their appendix, tonsils, and wisdom teeth removed. Just like a man's foreskin.
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what's wrong with getting circumsized and having a better sex life?
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Well... I think, as is mentioned several times in the thread, that retaining one's foreskin allows for greater sensation and pleasure during sex. So what you're saying is the opposite of the truth.
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I'm not saying there is a direct correlation between your sex life and being circumsized - the best sex I've had was with a boyfriend that was uncircumsized. I just find that there is more willingness to perform certain sexual favours when a penis is circumsized.
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Do you wash right before sex every time? Is it gross for a guy to go down on you when you haven't? Would you expect him to rinkle up his nose and claim that he had an early business meeting because you didn't step directly out of the shower? I highly, highly doubt it. If anything, a woman's 'odour' is much stronger than a man's, foreskin or not, so I don't get how an uncircumcised penis is 'gross' in comparison. You'd better smell like baby-powder down there 24/7 to be hassling a guy about his 'scent'.
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06-23-2006, 04:38 PM
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I for one would rather my son go through the ordeal when he cant remember and doesn't real;y comprehend the pain than take the risk and have it done when he is a teenager. That enough will make me have my son done when he is born.
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06-23-2006, 04:42 PM
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Wow..
This thread is about 10 posts away from the classic
" Men are Pigs and Women are Bitches statement........."
Is there a popcorn smiley anywhere.
I can't wait for the outcome..............
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06-23-2006, 07:29 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Toronto, ON
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Originally Posted by Agamemnon
Do you wash right before sex every time? Is it gross for a guy to go down on you when you haven't? Would you expect him to rinkle up his nose and claim that he had an early business meeting because you didn't step directly out of the shower? I highly, highly doubt it. If anything, a woman's 'odour' is much stronger than a man's, foreskin or not, so I don't get how an uncircumcised penis is 'gross' in comparison. You'd better smell like baby-powder down there 24/7 to be hassling a guy about his 'scent'.
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First of all, I love how you are telling a girl that she is essentially wrong about her opinion
Second, you blast others for talking about something we have no idea about but you seem to profess a good base of knowledge for comparison of the olifactory differences when going down on both sexes...
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06-23-2006, 07:47 PM
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#237
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Originally Posted by Red Mile Style
How many times have you stopped sex so you could go clean your penis? By your rationale the only time you have sex is directly after a shower, which would be alright, but also sad and weird at the same time.
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So, apparently sex always has to involve felatio in your books?
Yeah, that sounds typical.
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06-23-2006, 09:43 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Calgary
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double post
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06-23-2006, 09:44 PM
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#239
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Flames89
First of all, I love how you are telling a girl that she is essentially wrong about her opinion
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I think its been well-established that everything in this thread is pure opinion. My opinion is that her opinion is inaccurate. I love how you're following the discussion.
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Second, you blast others for talking about something we have no idea about but you seem to profess a good base of knowledge for comparison of the olifactory differences when going down on both sexes...
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Uh... well, I own one. I've handled the other many times. But so what, whats your implication? That I'm a bisexual? Ooooo, diss! Way to deride an alternate lifestyle.
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06-24-2006, 01:39 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Agamemnon
People get their tonsils, wisdom teeth, and appendix removed for a reason. Do you ever wonder why they just don't cut those parts out of a newborn to 'avoid the hassle later'? Because many don't need their appendix, tonsils, and wisdom teeth removed. Just like a man's foreskin.
Well... I think, as is mentioned several times in the thread, that retaining one's foreskin allows for greater sensation and pleasure during sex. So what you're saying is the opposite of the truth.
Do you wash right before sex every time? Is it gross for a guy to go down on you when you haven't? Would you expect him to rinkle up his nose and claim that he had an early business meeting because you didn't step directly out of the shower? I highly, highly doubt it. If anything, a woman's 'odour' is much stronger than a man's, foreskin or not, so I don't get how an uncircumcised penis is 'gross' in comparison. You'd better smell like baby-powder down there 24/7 to be hassling a guy about his 'scent'.
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I had my wisdom teeth removed for absolutely no reason whatsoever either than the fact that they have the potential to do great damage later on. It hurt like a beotch and I would have much preferred to have it done when I was first born rather than when I could fully comprehend the pain.
If there was some kind of miracle procedure that females could have when they are born that would make the smell more pleasant, I would 100% be in favour of that procedure - as I am sure many males would be too. But no such procedure exists, for females, but there is one for males. That is why I am in favour of it.
I have absolutely no reason to believe that there is any correlation between sensation and a circumsized penis and I am pretty sure you can not make any assumptions on this. Until you put yourself in the position of performing oral sex to both types of penises (penii?), you probably won't know what the hell you're talking about. Just like I do not have a clue about different girls smelling differently down there just because I have one too.
And no, I am not measuring sex life completely on fellatio. It's not exactly my favourite thing to do... I am just saying that I, personally, (and certainly not every single female/homosexual male I am sure) perform oral sex more frequently and more willingly when he is circumsized.
I am not suggesting that one must shower every time before sex, in fact in my previous thread I said it would be both sad and weird. It was you who suggested to just keep your penis clean, which I said as a result would be both sad and weird. And just to clarify, this thread isn't about how good/bad a women smells, it is about circumcision and how good/bad a male smells as a result.
I am not here to offend anyone, I am here for the better good of humanity and for the courtesy of my sisters all around the world. In the end, it really isn't a big deal, at all.
And for your information, I do smell like baby powder down there 24/7
Last edited by Red Mile Style; 06-24-2006 at 01:42 PM.
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