A Gameday Thread, featuring CGY and COL, Generic Monahan Edition.
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KEYS TO THE GAME:
1. I once bit into a piece of French bread and didn't get all the way through. My friend looked at me and said "You need to bite harder," so I did.
2. I think the best team tonight will be the one that scores more goals than the other team.
3. Win or Lose, we know one thing for sure: The Flames will not celebrate after the game by going to the museum.
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KEYS TO THE GAME:
4. Drug the purple gatorade
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We’re about to get smacked around tonight.
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Monahan > MacKinnon
am I rite
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With the way the Flames are scoring, and how the Avs like giving up a lot of goals....82-4 for the Flames. All four goals coming from, or assisted by the 1st line.
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I think they stand a chance to win if they don't let Sam Bennett unravel them for the third time.
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Unlike flames, an avalanche can't be stopped by a little water
However, it can be stopped by a lack of secondary scoring, discipline, a top line slump, and goalie struggles.
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Just got home from work and going to watch hopefully an Avs win against a very good Flames team. Hope we don’t ####ing start slow as we’ve done this past month.
Go Avs Go! This will probably be the last GDT I’ll comment for the next 2 weeks due to work. Don’t worry I’ll be here tonight.
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Going to be another L, horrible slump playing back to back games against two teams that has our numbers. The Flames always find a way to win against us no matter what, bad things just happens…inspire no confident in a win at all.
Always have my k-drama if we’re down 2-3 goals early again. Haha...
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This is going to be a bloodbath. As much as it pains me to say this, I think the Flames are the 2nd best team in hockey after Tampa Bay.
Ironic Gameplan
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Keys to the game...
Fall behind as early as possible so there is enough time to attempt a come back
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Keys to the game.
1. Get down early so the Flames can't mount a come back against us. Can't blow a lead if you don't have one.
2. Pray that Smith is starting
Varlamov No-Fly Zone
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C'mon Varly, we need some Varlagod action tonight. Give me that slapping your dick on the ice mojo.
Give them nothing, but take from them EEVVEERRYYTTHHIINNGG!!!
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Show us that dick Varlymov
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Nah, Avs gonna win this one. We got a goaltender now.
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First off it’s the Avs vs the Flames
Second off Varly is playing
Thirdly we’ve sucked the last month.
If the Avs win this game I’m gonna say there was some collusion involved.
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Varly in net in Western Canada on a back to back against a very good team. What could possibly go wrong?
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Why the **** can't we just play Frank for one game? What do we really have to lose? We know how Varly does in western Canada. Why not try to throw a wild card in the mix? **** you, Bedz. You gonna get fired soon.
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Varly and Alberta don’t mix, fully expecting a spanking
The Cream of the Crop
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Ugh. Can't we play someone more on our level, someone like the San Antonio Rampage?
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Is everyone ready for a butt kicking of epic proportions?
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I’m kinda expecting to get destroyed on the end of this back to back. Especially against Calgary. But I’m hoping for the best. I’d be happy with a point lol.
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dude we gotta play CGY ?
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Remember when we scored 2 goals in the first 3 minutes against Calgary and then lost in OT? Or when we had a 4-1 lead and lost 6-5?
Great times. Looking forward to seeing Gaudreau leapfrog both MacKinnon and Rantanen in the scoring race tonight
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Remember what happened last time in Calgary? Yah its going be that sep worse. 9-1
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17-5-3 for Calgary the last month. Wonder what it’s like to be a consistently good hockey team.
Backlund’s First Strike
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Down early, I know this story.
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Can the avs win so I can switch from sad drinking back to happy drinking?
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Hey Cole, what the #### was that? He just stopped ####ing skating and it leads to that
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Did Cole die and get replaced by a clone? What the hell was that? He's been good all season, that was an awful sequence.
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Deja Vu. Starting strong, zero finish, first chance they have - BOOM.
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lol did i just watch cole have a stroke?
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We're making some lazy, low percentage, plays and then standing around surprised that we turned the puck over again.
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#### me, how was I not surprised we will give up the first goal.
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Well boys... starts measuring out length of rope
Janko Rips a One Timer
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Another defensive lapse? Color me shocked
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Fuuuuuck. It's going to be a long night.
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....And here we go
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Game over
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Lets just stand around and watch them skate in our zone boys
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This is getting ####ing ugly and early going.......
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Huh, well, I guess I'll be happy if we can lose without letting in 7.
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#### me, more shots and we’re trailing 2-0.
It’s a repeat of last night.
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This is some kind of terrible ground hog day nightmare
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Well **** this. Not wasting sleep on this ****show.
West Coast Varlamov
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2 goals on 5 shots.
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#AvsThings
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Our goaltending and overall effort is a joke
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Varly looks awful. He's been lost for a while now.
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Jesus our goalies couldn't stop a ####ing beach ball.
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Come the **** on Varly. So bad.
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Looking forward to another 70% save percentage night from our goaltending corps
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Need to see Dr Varlamov and not mister Semyon the rest of the way though.
At least we got two 1sts
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So which pick is higher, sens or our
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Yes
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At this rate, we can be happy about 2 Top-5 picks in the summer
The Highest Scoring Line in the League vs 3M
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At one end the Avs goalies can't stop anything. At the other end MacKinnon, Rantanen, and Landeskog couldn't score on a 3-on-1.
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We can't even score on a 3 on 1 with the goalie on his back....
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Even the top line is sketchy now. Act like you've ******* played the game before! You look like Pee Wee kids that have no experience handling the puck.
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Jesus. How in the hell did the big line not score on that 3 on 1 pretty much. That's just not going to cut it.
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Backlund line continues to make things very tough on the Avs top line.
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Rantanen are you ****ing kidding me? Another puck just rolls off your stick on the breakout? Gtfo
Targeting Glitch
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Come the **** on! You have to pot that one Barrie!
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No matter what goalie we've faced lately, they look so much sharper than ours it's not even funny.
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Rantanen could have a hattrick just on tap in goals he's missed this game. Probbaly 2 goals last game. Bad luck
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**** you Rants! Can't shoot wide there.
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Gotta finish that Jost...
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We can score, it’s this #### we pull that cause us to play catch-up
If we could play like we did against the Rangers during this slump, we woundnt be in this position now.
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I am Sorry but that is just terrible coverage. How is he allowed so much time and space. We’re not winning anything until we fix our PK.
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Gonna be one of THOSE games eh?
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Funny how a few games just makes you look like a bottom of the barrel team all a sudden. We were dominant to begin the year.. hope its just a stretch
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Ghetto missed. I'm officially done with that guy. What a disapointment.
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2 on 1 and Ghetto shoots wide....
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So tired of odd-man rushes being an automatic miss.
Zebulon Sprinkling Deja Vu
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Hahahahaha get the **** out of here. No ****ing way.
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This is almost comical at this point... almost.
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Special team is going to cost us the game again tonight isn’t it...
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Our goaltending is pure dirt
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Special teams and goaltending........
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Well, that was fast.
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Heh heh, one of Lindholm’s middle names is “Zebulon.” That’s silly.
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Hooray..... just when we tied it up, we shook ourselves in the foot.
Just our ####ing luck I say.
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Of course. Of ****ing course
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Varly the momentum killer
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****ing Varly hahahahahahaha I'm done with this scrub
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3 goals on 9 shots.
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Lmao. Dominate all game but we can't allow a shot against at all costs apparently.
Fat-Free Frolik
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Frolik sounds like a ####ty low sugar frozen yogurt.
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Frolik looks like a ####ing loser celebrating like he made a play lol
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We are playing a really, really good road game. (just like yesterday)
Against a really, really good team. (just like yesterday)
Dominating like crazy all over the place. (just like yesterday)
Having chances for 3 games. (just like yesterday)
Goaltending & Special Teams are abysmal. (just like yesterday)
And we will (most likely) lose. (just like yesterday)
Not even mad anymore, just empty.
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It’s so frustrating. Our goalies just #### us dry. We put up all these shots, and out play them and varly just says “#### dis shet”. Holy hell. I’m supposed to go to the game in Toronto, and now I don’t know if I want to if we’re just gonna get waxed
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I'm sorry. Crazy deflection or not, so ****ing bad. At this point I wouldn't be opposed to waiving both of these **** goalies.
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Can we have ONE ****ing game this year without a puck taking a **** bounce and going in please? I swear, every. ****ing. Game.
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The thing is.... that was a brutal deflection but Varly did literally nothing to react or anything. Just kind of stood there even for the initial shot.
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It certainly was a bad bounce, but Varly was in a bad position. It would be one thing if he had been solid before, but that was a bad goal to give up. Sadly... not much else to do at goalie right now... Frank will get his shot soon at this pace.
Barrie misses an empty net
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Are you ****ing kidding me?
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Oh goodness Barrie. You ****ing suck.
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Barrie missing a wide open net is just the icing on the cake.
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No one knows how to disappoint like Barrie.
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Barrie come the #### ON man.
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Lol Barrie what in the ####
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This team is beyond frustrating right now. I dont even know why I've watched their last 15 games.
Tkachuk does not
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Well we kept trying. Can’t say the same for Semyon.
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1st period: call it like you see it.
2nd period: let them play
Wait, what just happened?
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tkachuk has an open net because of course he does
Most Valuable Wife, Part II
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Here I am again. Watching the 3rd period of the Flames game with my wife (who's a Flames fan) Flames getting out shot badly but have a 4-2 lead. Is this team that lucky?. It's so annoying.
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Oh no, the Flames lost the lead. How will they get themselves out of this jam?
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Avs losing is good for the Oilers.
Amazing what happens when a GM doesn't sit on his ass all summer.
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Would you just trust the process....
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Flames are on fire.
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The Flames are 100 times the team the Oilers are.
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Depends on what you define as luck, I suppose. If you consider good coaching, clutch offence, solid defense, good PP, good PK, good character in players & management, good scouting department, good contracts to fit in other key players as luck, then i suppose they are lucky.
So the Flames have been first in the West for a bit now, but its somehow its due to luck? If the Jets, Preds, Knights, Sharks are first in the West, its because they are a well-run organization, but not if its the Flames? Does that even make sense?
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Watch the way they play compared to the Oilers. They create high danger chances and capitalize on them. Solid goaltending, sound positionally in the defensive zone and always battling.
The Oilers look like a beer league team in comparison. Partly to do with talent but also in part due to work ethic.
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It’s so frustrating. Our goalies just #### us dry. We put up all these shots, and out play them and varly just says “#### dis shet”. Holy hell. I’m supposed to go to the game in Toronto, and now I don’t know if I want to if we’re just gonna get waxed
This was my favorite
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Yeah, this is one of the things I'm simply not used to. The Flames haven't been seen as a team that you're likely going to lose to for a very long time.
Hahaha, thanks Gaskal, that was great (out of Thanks'). Avs fans are hilarious and make good comments. The Oilers comments made me blink a few times due to the relative lack of salt, but btimbit's comment about the stages of grief makes sense :P Yay, Flames!
The Following User Says Thank You to ASP#26525 For This Useful Post:
lol I just noticed in the Oilers board a lot of the posts praising the Flames have been deleted
their moderator's message to us
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PSA Flames fans: you aren't likely to find many posts in here praising your team. I don't know what you're expecting but you don't need to complain whenever someone says something mean about the Flames. Go complain about it on your own board, or don't read the thread. Enough already.
edit: nevermind, it's towards the other HF Flames fans and their comments
We're not looking for full praise towards the Flames...
We want SALT!!
their moderator's message to us