Aaron Ward predicts Flames make 2014/2015 Playoffs

[nik-]

Also, what are the logistics behind this. Are the pubes delivered by email? Couriered by a TSN intern? Are they delivered in a ziploc bag? I would assume that the pubes are thoroughly washed and then perhaps toasted in a frying pan over medium heat before consumption.

Does one get to season the pubes, or do they have to be eaten plain? Could one perhaps grind the pubes up and mix them into a smoothie, or do they need to be ingested by chewing?

Could one maybe thoroughly grind the pubes into powder and then snort them? I think that's the method I'm most want to watch a video of.

[trublmaker]

Originally Posted by nik-

Also, what are the logistics behind this. Are the pubes delivered by email? Couriered by a TSN intern? Are they delivered in a ziploc bag? I would assume that the pubes are thoroughly washed and then perhaps toasted in a frying pan over medium heat before consumption.

Does one get to season the pubes, or do they have to be eaten plain? Could one perhaps grind the pubes up and mix them into a smoothie, or do they need to be ingested by chewing?

Could one maybe thoroughly grind the pubes into powder and then snort them? I think that's the method I'm most want to watch a video of.

I think they should be stuffed into crow and then FLAME broiled

[zuluking]

Originally Posted by Vinny01

I wonder if Wardo picks us to win the Cup?

Might as well

Can't. Ran out of pubes.

[Tacopuck]

Originally Posted by nik-

Also, what are the logistics behind this. Are the pubes delivered by email? Couriered by a TSN intern? Are they delivered in a ziploc bag? I would assume that the pubes are thoroughly washed and then perhaps toasted in a frying pan over medium heat before consumption.

Does one get to season the pubes, or do they have to be eaten plain? Could one perhaps grind the pubes up and mix them into a smoothie, or do they need to be ingested by chewing?

Could one maybe thoroughly grind the pubes into powder and then snort them? I think that's the method I'm most want to watch a video of.

I'm just hoping TSN brings out Monahan23 and Bourques Twin for their draft day or free agent frenzy show so it can be nationally televised.

[DeluxeMoustache]

Couldn't find the gloating thread....

Originally Posted by DeluxeMoustache

So last year you had a lot of close games, including
Ramo and Berra finding their way, often inelegantly, plus a bunch of Joey Mac
Gio stepping up as new captain but missing several games, and the team really hurting without him
Monahan as a rookie getting exposed to the NHL and also missing some time hurt
Backlund struggling early and finding his place at the end of the year
Cammalleri wasting everybody's time prior to the deadline
Butler providing a large number of minutes but never really clearing the crease all that well

So if all works out, with more experience and higher quality goaltending, hopefully healthy Gio, Monahan more assertive, experienced, and 15 pounds heavier, Backlund picking up where he left off (meaning potentially 2 actual top 6 centres!) and a full season (hopefully) of slippery Johnny Gaudreau on the wing over the outgoing short guy who was disengaged for 2/3 of the year, and a guy like Engelland that can match Butler for defensive effectiveness while deterring opposition in other ways...

Not to mention that Wideman can produce on the PP when healthy...

A lot of these things could see the Flames being successful in quite a few more tight games, of which they had a lot.

Plus, there are mid season adjustments to help improve.

Kudos to Wardo. I don't see the Flames as cellar dwellers. Big leap to playoffs with lots of quality teams in the West but I can see how the Flames, if things go right, are easily in the 7-10 mix over 11-14

[worth]

What's with people putting things in their mouth?



http://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comme...y_flames_4915/

[Incogneto]

Wardo said in his twitter replies that he will be in calgary for Game 3. ....Just sayin....

[Cali Panthers Fan]

Originally Posted by nik-

Also, what are the logistics behind this. Are the pubes delivered by email? Couriered by a TSN intern? Are they delivered in a ziploc bag? I would assume that the pubes are thoroughly washed and then perhaps toasted in a frying pan over medium heat before consumption.

Does one get to season the pubes, or do they have to be eaten plain? Could one perhaps grind the pubes up and mix them into a smoothie, or do they need to be ingested by chewing?

Could one maybe thoroughly grind the pubes into powder and then snort them? I think that's the method I'm most want to watch a video of.

I'm having flashbacks of reading this book as a kid

[Coach]

Originally Posted by InCoGnEtO

Wardo said in his twitter replies that he will be in calgary for Game 3. ....Just sayin....

It's going to be a long drive from Calgary to Vancouver for Game 3...

[chalms04]

Originally Posted by zuluking

Can't. Ran out of pubes.

Plenty of time to grow out a playoff bush.

[polak]

Originally Posted by Bourque's Twin

I agreed to take Ward's pubes off Moneyhand23 if the Oilers beat the Kings in regulation. I thought it was a pretty safe bet as the Oilers had only won one regulation game against the division and haven't beat the Kings in regulation for the past 23 games against them (I thought I heard that but could be wrong).

Bring on the pubes. If Moneyhands23 feels any guilt, I'm happy to share the pubes with him.

I've got some pubes if you guys are low.

[PaperBagger'14]

Does this make anyone else think of the south park episode where Scott tenorman tries to feed cartman his pubes in a bowl of chili?

[Coach]

Originally Posted by PaperBagger'14

Does this make anyone else think of the south park episode where Scott tenorman tries to feed cartman his pubes in a bowl of chili?

He actually feeds him chili made from his parents.

I believe the pubes is earlier in the episode. He tries to buy them from Tenorman I think.

[shermanator]

This thread reminds me of that time Ren ate his pubes and posted the video to Youtube.

[bluck]

Originally Posted by Vinny01

ward has been saying nice enough things about the flames since last season. I just think he really li,es the way they play and likely believes in the youngsters. Having said that in the tough west I don't see how the flames get out of the basement unless Gio is in the running for the Norris, Monahan becomes a legit first line C, Johnny wins the Calder, and our goalies light it up. There is just not enough scoring talent up front and this team is still a ways away from being a contender for the playoffs.

This.

[heep223]

^ except I wouldn't say our goalies lit it up, generally speaking

[Daradon]

Wow, we owe Ward an apology.

Some of those predictions are eerie too, like the one just above. 'I don't see it unless...' and then ALL THOSE THINGS HAPPENED.

Crazy!

Looking forward to the bets being fulfilled!

[Gaskal]

Vinny needs to do one of these for the playoffs.

[heep223]

Looks like ol’ Ketchup Cheeks and Bob Hartley are on the same page again.

More than two decades after retired defenceman Aaron Ward used to face off against Hartley’s teams in junior and the AHL, Hartley reached out to the TSN broadcaster Friday.

While Ward immediately reverted to his playing days, assuming any call from a coach was bad news, he was pleasantly surprised to hear the Calgary Flames head coach thank him for being the only mainstream media member in the nation to predict his Flames would make the playoffs.

“He started the conversation saying how much he appreciated it and that he saw it when I first said it,” said Ward from his home in South Carolina.

“He said he used it as motivation and mentioned it numerous times in his locker room over the course of the season.”

Ward adds he now is in the midst of making plans to bring Bob MacKenzie and the TSN panel to Calgary for a playoff game, where he also plans to take several Calgary Twitter followers up on their promise of unlimited drinks at Cowboys Dance Hall should his pre-season prediction come to fruition.

That's not the only promise that he's looking to settle on.

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[JohnnySkittles]

Originally Posted by shermanator

This thread reminds me of that time Ren ate his pubes and posted the video to Youtube.

Actually?