03-26-2012, 06:49 PM
|
#221
|
|
Franchise Player
|
When friends of mine have fresh babys, I tell their other children that their parents dont love them anymore. They guys love it, their wives, not so much.
__________________
I hate just about everyone and just about everything.
|
|
|
|
03-26-2012, 06:50 PM
|
#222
|
|
Franchise Player
|
And I always give people wrong directions. Very wrong.
__________________
I hate just about everyone and just about everything.
|
|
|
|
|
The Following User Says Thank You to memphusk For This Useful Post:
|
|
|
03-26-2012, 08:18 PM
|
#223
|
|
Monster Storm
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Calgary
|
I go out of my way to make sure I drive slow or to do annoying things in front of taxis and the parking gustapo.
__________________
Shameless self promotion
|
|
|
|
|
03-26-2012, 08:21 PM
|
#224
|
|
#1 Goaltender
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by MoneyGuy
When I can't sleep I walk up and down alleys stealing extention cords. Can't help myself.
|
Damn you...
|
|
|
|
|
The Following User Says Thank You to jolinar of malkshor For This Useful Post:
|
|
|
03-26-2012, 10:43 PM
|
#225
|
|
Lifetime Suspension
|
There was an open seat beside me in lecture class.. a 8.5/10 chick asked if the seat was taken... I said yes, even though it wasn't... I just didn't want her to smell me since I just came from the gym and didn't take a shower.. LOL. 
|
|
|
|
|
03-26-2012, 10:53 PM
|
#226
|
|
#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: An all-inclusive.
|
^^^Are you angry because you forgot to tan your hands to match your face?
|
|
|
|
|
03-26-2012, 11:04 PM
|
#227
|
|
Scoring Winger
|
I dine and dash. I ride and run.
|
|
|
|
|
03-26-2012, 11:07 PM
|
#228
|
|
Lifetime Suspension
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kybosh
^^^Are you angry because you forgot to tan your hands to match your face?
|
That ain't me.. it's Nick Diaz.
|
|
|
|
|
03-26-2012, 11:16 PM
|
#229
|
|
Lifetime Suspension
|
It really says a lot about what this forum has become when a******s hold prominent position on the front page for days on end.
|
|
|
|
|
03-26-2012, 11:21 PM
|
#230
|
|
Lifetime In Suspension
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by drhu22
It really says a lot about what this forum has become when a******s hold prominent position on the front page for days on end.
|
Don't you know...
|
|
|
|
|
03-26-2012, 11:21 PM
|
#231
|
|
#1 Goaltender
|
I open my friends' lockers and replace the lock upside down, so they have to bend down to open it.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Street Pharmacist
If ever there was an oilering
|
Connor Zary will win the Hart Trophy in 2027.
|
|
|
|
|
03-26-2012, 11:28 PM
|
#232
|
|
Lifetime Suspension
|
How times have changed!
It used to be that being an ahole was something to be ashamed of.
Karma is real and will bite you sooner or later, but you are too stupid to know it.
|
|
|
|
|
03-26-2012, 11:32 PM
|
#233
|
|
Lifetime In Suspension
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by drhu22
How times have changed!
It used to be that being an ahole was something to be ashamed of.
Karma is real and will bite you sooner or later, but you are too stupid to know it.
|
Me stupid? That's unpossible!
|
|
|
|
|
The Following User Says Thank You to ResAlien For This Useful Post:
|
|
|
03-26-2012, 11:32 PM
|
#234
|
|
Lifetime Suspension
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by drhu22
How times have changed!
It used to be that being an ahole was something to be ashamed of.
Karma is real and will bite you sooner or later, but you are too stupid to know it.
|
The positive thing, is that your post had no trait of a-holeness to it.
|
|
|
|
|
The Following User Says Thank You to MrMastodonFarm For This Useful Post:
|
|
|
03-26-2012, 11:34 PM
|
#235
|
|
Lifetime Suspension
|
Standing up for yourself and not being stepped on by other people = @sshole in people's minds these days.
|
|
|
|
|
03-26-2012, 11:43 PM
|
#236
|
|
Lifetime Suspension
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by ResAlien
Me stupid? That's unpossible!
|
Ya I get your joke.
What is your reaction when someone is mean or disrespectful to you?
|
|
|
|
|
03-26-2012, 11:52 PM
|
#237
|
|
Lifetime In Suspension
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by drhu22
Ya I get your joke.
What is your reaction when someone is mean or disrespectful to you?
|
I'm not really sure, I seem to get along with most people pretty well. Once a guy told me that I was a total jerkface meanie. To be fair I had just accidentally driven over the box he had a litter of kittens in that he was trying to give away for free to orphans. Thing is, they were right there on the sidewalk and I had to swerve up onto the sidewalk because there was a huge puddle that I had to avoid as I had just gotten my car cleaned and running through a puddle would have completely ruined that. No one wants streaks or spotty windows.
If someone was really mean or disrespectful to me I'd probably offer them a hug. Or a hand drawn picture of a unicorn, who doesn't love unicorns?
I didn't draw this particular one but I feel it captures the majesty and grace that is the noble unicorn. Yeah, that's what I'd do.
|
|
|
|
|
The Following 20 Users Say Thank You to ResAlien For This Useful Post:
|
anyonebutedmonton,
BBQorMILDEW,
CaptainCrunch,
Cecil Terwilliger,
chalms04,
GreatWhiteEbola,
GreenHardHat,
Hockey_Ninja,
KelVarnsen,
M*A*S*H 4077,
Muta,
OffsideSpecialist,
Old Yeller,
Reaper,
saskflames69,
SeeBass,
topfiverecords,
valo403,
vanisleflamesfan,
wireframe
|
|
03-26-2012, 11:56 PM
|
#238
|
|
Lifetime Suspension
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by ResAlien
I'm not really sure, I seem to get along with most people pretty well. Once a guy told me that I was a total jerkface meanie. To be fair I had just accidentally driven over the box he had a litter of kittens in that he was trying to give away for free to orphans. Thing is, they were right there on the sidewalk and I had to swerve up onto the sidewalk because there was a huge puddle that I had to avoid as I had just gotten my car cleaned and running through a puddle would have completely ruined that. No one wants streaks or spotty windows.
If someone was really mean or disrespectful to me I'd probably offer them a hug. Or a hand drawn picture of a unicorn, who doesn't love unicorns?
I didn't draw this particular one but I feel it captures the majesty and grace that is the noble unicorn. Yeah, that's what I'd do. |
My work here is finished...you win!
|
|
|
|
|
03-26-2012, 11:58 PM
|
#239
|
|
Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Apartment 5A
|
The interwebz is serious business.
|
|
|
|
|
03-27-2012, 12:08 AM
|
#240
|
|
Lifetime Suspension
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by KelVarnsen
The interwebz is serious business.
|
I had to laugh at that!
Last edited by drhu22; 03-27-2012 at 12:23 AM.
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -6. The time now is 04:54 PM.
|
|
