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Old 05-29-2025, 06:02 PM   #23901
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On the subject of sweating, I keep seeing “f#u#c#k#o#n” used. what the hell is that. It looks so stupid. If you’re trying to say, “f#u#c#k#i#n#g” just say that.
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On the subject of sweating, I keep seeing “f#u#c#k#o#n” used. what the hell is that. It looks so stupid. If you’re trying to say, “f#u#c#k#i#n#g” just say that.
I sweat a #### ton
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Old 05-29-2025, 08:26 PM   #23903
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You can get botox injected into your armpits for that. Overall, A+, would recommend, but be aware that your armpits will no longer appear to have any expression.
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Old 05-30-2025, 12:30 PM   #23905
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These scam calls are so numerous that any indian accent I hang up. Phone calls make me more racist. Never thought that could happen. It's amazing. I'd probably pay $100k to be able to put my fist through the back of the skull of any of them.

Why not just open with "are you a tard, give me money you pile of crap" Because that's less nonsense than the scenarios they conjure up to scam.

The amount of money my elderly dying father gave scammers that I have revealed going through records has opened a vault of hate that I didn't know existed.

If there was a gofundme that paid for someone to round up phone scammers and put them in a warehouse and you can pay $20 to beat them with a baseball bat.

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Old 05-30-2025, 12:39 PM   #23906
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These scam calls are so numerous that any indian accent I hang up. Phone calls make me more racist. Never thought that could happen. It's amazing. I'd probably pay $100k to be able to put my fist through the back of the skull of any of them.

Why not just open with "are you a tard, give me money you pile of crap" Because that's less nonsense than the scenarios they conjure up to scam.

The amount of money my elderly dying father gave scammers that I have revealed going through records has opened a vault of hate that I didn't know existed.

If there was a gofundme that paid for someone to round up phone scammers and put them in a warehouse and you can pay $20 to beat them with a baseball bat.
Because of your current levels of extreme racism?
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Old 05-30-2025, 12:44 PM   #23907
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Online dating. This is my first foray into the world of online dating and the common complaints indeed appear to be true. I may be single for a long time.
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You can get botox injected into your armpits for that. Overall, A+, would recommend, but be aware that your armpits will no longer appear to have any expression.
It is so worth it! I am on month 2 after injections and my life has changed forever.
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Old 05-30-2025, 01:33 PM   #23910
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Ahhh…., traffic now is dodging ungulates. The people farms, take a lot out of me.
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Old 05-30-2025, 01:43 PM   #23911
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Because of your current levels of extreme racism?
It's a spectrum whether you admit it or not
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Old 05-30-2025, 01:44 PM   #23912
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Online dating. This is my first foray into the world of online dating and the common complaints indeed appear to be true. I may be single for a long time.
Simple rules:

Be Handsome..

Be Attractive..

and Don’t Be Unattractive.

Such people get 90% of the messages.
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Old 05-30-2025, 01:45 PM   #23913
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It is so worth it! I am on month 2 after injections and my life has changed forever.
You have injections to stop armpit sweating? That's a thing? How fat are you? You would think it would be good lube. Seems bizarre
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Old 05-30-2025, 01:56 PM   #23914
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Simple rules:

Be Handsome..

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and Don’t Be Unattractive.

Such people get 90% of the messages.
I would argue being 6’2”+ may be the single best trait to have. I’ve already been told a few times that I’m on the short side of preference from a few ladies. Once I hear that I pretty well move on because I know I’m already up against it and don’t want to waste the time and effort.
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It’s okay, if their height preference just HAS to start with a 6, you’re allowed to stick with a weight preference that starts with a 1.

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Hyperhidrosis is not really mutually inclusive with being a tub. I have always run hot, so whether it was when I was a fat 20-something or a fit and jacked 30-something, I have always had an issue with running too hot to the point that I was soaking the pits in a button up dress shirt. It’s gross, uncomfortable, and all that antiperspirant does is end up ruining your shirts. Oh, unless you use Drysol, which is basically a bingo dabber designed for giving oneself a chemical burn in your pits. Never again. Employer health benefits cover the shots and I just pay an injection fee to the clinic I go to.
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What is going on with CP on my iPhone today?

The screen keeps jumping and reducing to a smaller view.
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Old 05-31-2025, 12:34 PM   #23917
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What is going on with CP on my iPhone today?

The screen keeps jumping and reducing to a smaller view.
Yup. Those ads find new creative ways to fata up the fun. Try closing the browser and do a new one. Mine always cruises to the left to make me click the wrong thing.
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Yup, my page keeps jumping to the left. I promise I’m not clicking on your profile pages intentionally.
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Old 06-02-2025, 12:54 PM   #23920
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It is so worth it! I am on month 2 after injections and my life has changed forever.
I started it early last year when the anti perspirants weren't cutting it any more, 10/10 would recommend to everyone. Go in every 6 months and never have to worry about pit stains.
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