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Old 02-26-2025, 02:05 PM   #22081
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Interesting. I'm guessing the poster doesn't have that plan or else they wouldn't have been surprised by the long distance bill.

Maybe they are caught in a time loop.
The bills don’t surprise me and I don’t begrudge the amount, it’s less than my monthly rum bill, so I guess it’s not really a noteworthy gear grinder.
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Old 02-26-2025, 03:55 PM   #22082
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My unnecessarily judgemental 12 year old niece out of the blue: "you cut cantaloupe weird"

. . . lol #### you, kid.
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"Your decision to critique melon cutting techniques is weird."
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My unnecessarily judgemental 12 year old niece out of the blue: "you cut cantaloupe weird"

. . . lol #### you, kid.
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My unnecessarily judgemental 12 year old niece out of the blue: "you cut cantaloupe weird"

. . . lol #### you, kid.


come on now.... you know the rules.... you can't post that without telling us how you cut a cantaloupe!

we must judge you!
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My unnecessarily judgemental 12 year old niece out of the blue: "you cut cantaloupe weird"

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Imagine being butthurt over a 12 year old.
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Old 02-26-2025, 05:33 PM   #22088
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come on now.... you know the rules.... you can't post that without telling us how you cut a cantaloupe!

we must judge you!
Using a bandsaw or something? Laser maybe?
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Using a bandsaw or something? Laser maybe?
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I never cook with avocado, and before my wife I’ve never bought or cut one open. Well we’re a few weeks into dating and she bought avocados for making guacamole and asked me to prep them. Well I come from a long line of stubborn men, naturally asking for help isnt in my vocabulary. I did know that you have to cut it in half, remove the pit and scrape out the flesh.

I #### you all not that I 100% cut it along the circumference. My wife still brings that one up.
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today I did not learn - anything about cutting cantaloupe or avocado
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today I did not learn - anything about cutting cantaloupe or avocado
Dont worry about it. Once the tariffs come in you wont be able to afford either of them anyways so knowing how to cut them seems like it would be irrelevant.
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Old 02-26-2025, 09:44 PM   #22094
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Weird this came up today.
Am at work this morning talking to a coworker and their neighbor casually pulls an apple out and literally just splits it in two just like the video. SAAAAY WHAAAAAT!!?? I'd never ever seen that nevermind thought it was possible. I wanna now try it at home except my apples are a little stale and soft so I wouldn't expect anything more than a mess.
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Pure co-incidence...

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Sisters text me and I tell her. She makes the call because they are broke, stingy, inconsiderate, fiscally conservative. As long as she keeps phoning we don’t have to visit in person.
If you’re not out, when you receive the text, why not just let your wife use your phone to make the call?
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Old 02-27-2025, 07:08 AM   #22097
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If you’re not out, when you receive the text, why not just let your wife use your phone to make the call?
What? Turn her loose with my phone? At least the landline keeps her tied to the wall.
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I was told that long distance fees are one of the reasons that people use face time so much lately, connect to wifi then use face time. Or on cell phones data is pretty cheap now so more people use face time and just use the 100GB of data they have
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I'm at a different office this week for a project, its an older building. Who the heck designs putting bathrooms IN the lunch room?? And doesn't install fans either. So not only could it stink when you're trying to eat lunch, but if you have bathroom privacy issues, good luck, as anyone in the break room will hear everything happening in the bathroom due to no fans. C'mon, man...
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