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IntenseFan · 04-09-2008, 10:38 AM

Anyone ever seen "Tammy and the T-Rex"?

My counsins showed it to me one Christmas insisting that it was in the "so bad it's good" category. For my part it went from so bad it's good to just patently and irrevocably awful within the first 10 mins.

CaptainCrunch · 04-09-2008, 10:44 AM

Oh oh I've got one.

Wing Commander - I was such a huge fan of the game, but knew it was in trouble as soon as Freddie Prinze Jr was announced as Christopher Blair, then they added Mathew Lillard as Maniac.

Then to make it worse they had sonar in space, a muddled plot line about Pilgrams that they pulled out just before the movie was released.

They pushed a plane off the the flight deck in space and it fell off of the side at 100 miles an hour downwards like it was graved by gravity.

The villians, the Kilirathi who were very cool in the video games were reduced to 3 minutes of screen time as hairless rubber suited cats.

Oh and did I mention, sonar effects in space.

Bad bad bad.

rockstar · 04-09-2008, 02:00 PM

I was forced to sit through Malibu's Most Wanted. Holy s**t, what a horrid movie.

That, and Hitch. ugh.

sadora · 04-10-2008, 12:03 AM

anything made by Uwe Boll...

for those not familiar with this guy, he's made a lot of really, REALLY bad movies, usually based on video games.

There's actually an online petition to stop this guy...

http://www.petitiononline.com/RRH53888/petition.html

lewdvig · 04-10-2008, 12:24 AM

Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000
Starship Troopers - even Denise Richards nekid could not save that film.

ResAlien · 04-10-2008, 12:36 AM

Sweet baby jeebus, I was dumb enough to sit through "The Covenant" on HBO today. That's gotta be up there. Worst. Movie. Ever.

FanIn80 · 04-12-2008, 12:31 PM

I hope somebody mentioned Hudson Hawk.

Worst. Movie. Evar.

FiftyBelow · 04-12-2008, 02:49 PM

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

Biggest waste of PPV $ in my whole life!

Jude · 04-12-2008, 03:04 PM

Dumb and Dumber'er
First and only movie I have ever walked out on

4X4 · 04-12-2008, 03:18 PM

I can't believe I'm the only one that mentioned Borat.

[old curmudgeon]

This world is going to Hell in a handbasket.

[/old curmudgeon]

Iowa_Flames_Fan · 04-12-2008, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4X4

I can't believe I'm the only one that mentioned Borat.

[old curmudgeon]

This world is going to Hell in a handbasket.

[/old curmudgeon]

I hated Borat too--but I maintain that Battlefield Earth, The Faculty, The Forgotten and Transformers are all worse than Borat. And for a few of those, it's not even close. Heck--those movies are all worse than Titanic--and Titanic is worse than Borat.

Eastern Girl · 04-12-2008, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4X4

I can't believe I'm the only one that mentioned Borat.

[old curmudgeon]

This world is going to Hell in a handbasket.

[/old curmudgeon]

I watched about ten minutes of it and then turned it off. I am just not too big on that kind of humour.

Locke · 04-12-2008, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

I watched about ten minutes of it and then turned it off. I am just not too big on that kind of humour.

Ditto. The Jackass movies? Awful.

Philly06Cup · 04-12-2008, 05:18 PM

Harry Potter[s].

My friend forced me to sit through Goblet of Fire.

What crap that was. As a stand-alone movie, it's awful. There's no character development, no semblance of a plot, and seemingly no ending, because it ends as a cliff-hanger, waiting for suckers to want to watch the next one. All the while, my friend is yammering to me, "Oh, they cut this and this out of the book." "That was different than in the book." "That part wasn't in the book." et cetera. It was nauseating to sit through.

I can't imagine the other movies being any better, either.

gottabekd · 04-12-2008, 06:34 PM

I read a few Harry Potter books, and enjoyed them well enough for what they are. But I don't think I've ever been able to sit through one of the whole movies. I'm not sure exactly why, but there is nothing that interesting about them. Except Alan Rickman. He's cool.

BuzzardsWife · 04-12-2008, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by rockstar

I was forced to sit through Malibu's Most Wanted. Holy s**t, what a horrid movie.

That, and Hitch. ugh.

Hitch-you got that right! Horrible! And I agree with all the votes for Titanic. I hated that movie. So ridiculous. Has anyone here mentioned Moulin Rouge?

MrMastodonFarm · 04-12-2008, 09:38 PM

Poolhall Junkies.

Displaced Flames fan · 04-12-2008, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm

Poolhall Junkies.

Did you edit that or am I lysdexic?

MrMastodonFarm · 04-12-2008, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Displaced Flames fan

Did you edit that or am I lysdexic?

Despite not knowing what lysdexic is (dyslexic? I'm not being sarcasitc) I did in fact edit my post.

Poolhall Junkies is horrible, a pain to watch, I'd rather take a slap shot to the balls and be berated by Glenn Healy.

Displaced Flames fan · 04-12-2008, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm

Despite not knowing what lysdexic is (dyslexic? I'm not being sarcasitc) I did in fact edit my post.

Poolhall Junkies is horrible, a pain to watch, I'd rather take a slap shot to the balls and be berated by Glenn Healy.

Thought so. See, I was going to ask you "What is this pollhall you speak of?" and when I got the quoted text it said poolhall. So either you edited and ruined my fun or I saw an l that wasn't really there...which really wouldn't fall into the realm of dyslexia...but still...