06-19-2006, 03:46 PM
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#201
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Retired
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Originally Posted by 4X4
This is my rifle, that is my gun...
This is for work and that is for fun.
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That was in a book I had to read for History, not sure if it was in a movie or not. Replace 'work' with 'shooting'.
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06-19-2006, 04:06 PM
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#202
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: An all-inclusive.
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Originally Posted by jroc
first of all... how the heck did you stumble around a sitelike that, you must be damn bored!!
second of all... what if you popped a boner with that thing on??
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There was something on the news about it one time if I remember correctly. So, one quick google search later on "foreskin regrow" and bam, more pics of male junk than you can shake a stick at (har har).
As to the erection thing I have no idea but I would imagine it would suck . . . a lot.
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06-19-2006, 04:14 PM
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#203
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by CaramonLS
That was in a book I had to read for History, not sure if it was in a movie or not. Replace 'work' with 'shooting'.
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Its been in several movies as a Marine chant, I believe most notably in Full Metal Jacket, but in others as well. I think it may be authentically Marine.
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06-20-2006, 12:07 AM
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#204
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by Kybosh
As to the erection thing I have no idea but I would imagine it would suck . . . a lot.
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haha i sure would imagine so... i cant help but cringe just thinking about it
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Originally Posted by J pold
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06-20-2006, 10:52 AM
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#205
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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reading some stuff in here...
why would any girl have a problem with either? thats hilarious....  personal taste is one thing, but having issues with one or the other only deserves them a kick in the face
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06-20-2006, 12:29 PM
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#206
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Franchise Player
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Not sure anyone posted this (or something similar):
2003 Canadian rates for circumcision.
http://www.cirp.org/library/statistics/Canada/
Overall for canada only 11.46% of boys were circumcised in 2003....88+% left intact. IN 96/97 only 17% were circumcised.
Certainly any worries about a boy being born in canada the last 10 years looking around a locker room and being the only kid without an exposed helmet and getting nicknamed "snuffaluffagus" is completely unfounded. It'll be the other way around...the circumcised kids will be the ones wondering why the heck they look different.
The Canadian Paediatric Society strongly recommends that circumcision of newborns should not be routinely performed. They have a literature review.
http://www.cps.ca/english/statements/FN/fn96-01.htm
And by coincidence this weeks' Savage Love
I am a 22-year-old female and I've been with my 21-year-old boyfriend for two years. I love him a lot and our sex life is great. But I have one issue: He isn't circumcised. It weirded me out at first because I had never fooled around with a guy who was uncircumcised, but I came to terms with it because I loved him. It has recently started to bother me again because it makes giving him head more difficult and a little more unpleasant.
I mentioned it to him once a few months ago at a bad time and he became defensive. Is it wrong for me to ask him to get circumcised?
Cut It Please
So you asked your boyfriend to cut off a chunk of his **** and he reacted defensively. No ****? Really? But, hey, you brought the subject up at a "bad time," so maybe that was the problem... or maybe there's just no good time to tell someone that his genitals disgust you and that you want him to have an important, nerve-packed chunk sliced off.
Sorry, CIP, but just as it would be wrong for a man to ask his big-clitted or big-lipped girlfriend to have her genitals mutilated for his comfort, it's wrong for you to ask your boyfriend to do the same.
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06-20-2006, 12:37 PM
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#207
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Originally Posted by ernie
Not sure anyone posted this (or something similar):
2003 Canadian rates for circumcision.
http://www.cirp.org/library/statistics/Canada/
Overall for canada only 11.46% of boys were circumcised in 2003....88+% left intact. IN 96/97 only 17% were circumcised.
Certainly any worries about a boy being born in canada the last 10 years looking around a locker room and being the only kid without an exposed helmet and getting nicknamed "snuffaluffagus" is completely unfounded. It'll be the other way around...the circumcised kids will be the ones wondering why the heck they look different.
The Canadian Paediatric Society strongly recommends that circumcision of newborns should not be routinely performed. They have a literature review.
http://www.cps.ca/english/statements/FN/fn96-01.htm
And by coincidence this weeks' Savage Love
I am a 22-year-old female and I've been with my 21-year-old boyfriend for two years. I love him a lot and our sex life is great. But I have one issue: He isn't circumcised. It weirded me out at first because I had never fooled around with a guy who was uncircumcised, but I came to terms with it because I loved him. It has recently started to bother me again because it makes giving him head more difficult and a little more unpleasant.
I mentioned it to him once a few months ago at a bad time and he became defensive. Is it wrong for me to ask him to get circumcised?
Cut It Please
So you asked your boyfriend to cut off a chunk of his **** and he reacted defensively. No ****? Really? But, hey, you brought the subject up at a "bad time," so maybe that was the problem... or maybe there's just no good time to tell someone that his genitals disgust you and that you want him to have an important, nerve-packed chunk sliced off.
Sorry, CIP, but just as it would be wrong for a man to ask his big-clitted or big-lipped girlfriend to have her genitals mutilated for his comfort, it's wrong for you to ask your boyfriend to do the same.
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the girl sounds like a tool and proably doesn't know how to do it good anyways.
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06-20-2006, 12:40 PM
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#208
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Franchise Player
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This thread really needs to end
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06-20-2006, 12:50 PM
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#209
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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We tried to end it, but people keep cutting bits of the end off and it keeps going.
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06-20-2006, 01:52 PM
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#210
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My face is a bum!
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Originally Posted by J pold
This thread really needs to end
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Foreskinaphobia?
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06-20-2006, 03:32 PM
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#211
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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where's touqester? His name is perfect for posting on here.
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06-20-2006, 04:12 PM
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#212
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Originally Posted by fotze
You know what they say about long threads.
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You shouldn't put yourself down like that. It must be thicker than thread.
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06-20-2006, 09:58 PM
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#213
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Vancouver
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Okay, I thought I would just add my opinion, which might be useful as I have experienced sex with both - circumsized and uncircumsized.
This is probably a good time to tell you all, I am a chick.
With that said, circumsized, all the way!
I would never stop sex or dump somebody based purely on what his penis looked like, however in past situations when my partner was uncircumsized, I was less eager to perform oral sex. I'm not saying I didn't, but I definately do it more often in a relationship where he is.
From a female perspective, if this "desensitization" after the procedure really does occur - and I have no reason to believe it does - then that would definately work in our favour, as the more stimulation needed, the longer the sex, the better it is. Girls are not generally looking for guys who are fast, unless they are really, really bad and they just want to get it over with.
Talking with my female friends, I have never encountered a single female that perferred uncircumsized. There are girls out there that detest them, however I've never encountered a girl who detests when they are circumsized. I'm not saying they aren't out there, so don't get upset toque-sporters, but if you're weighing the options between cleanliness versus sensitivity, you should also weigh in the greater percentage that one has to actually get laid if his penis looks pretty.
Is this shallow? Perhaps. But as I stated earlier, it's a lot better for fellatio. It's not necessarily an asthetic thing, such as breast size for males, it's a performance thing.
On top that, regardless of how stringent your cleaning habits may be it isn't going to matter after a long day at work, being in a hot place, after playing sports etc... a circumsized penis has a much better chance. Plus all you uncircumsizers out there, trust me, you don't know how many of those awesome, random times you've missed out on that occur much more often when it's circumsized.
I hope I didn't ruin anyone's self esteem. Hey, it's not what the army looks like, it's how you use it, right? Plus, this is just my opinion, I definately do not represent the entire female sex.
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06-20-2006, 10:38 PM
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#214
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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Can women even tell the difference when you got wood?...I don't think many can...
And as for the comment "giving head to circumsized penises is more pleasant"....don't be so selfish ladies. Your vagina doesn't taste like candy...well....unless that candy got dropped in a fishtank and sat there for 3 years.
And as for the argument "I don't want my son to be picked on in the locker room because he's uncut"....since when does the minority group pick on the majority group? I grew up playing hockey with guys from all over, and every year, atleast half of the team if not more, was uncut (I'm 19). And according to stats canada, 9/10 newborns are not circumsized.
It's easy to tell which side I support.
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06-20-2006, 11:31 PM
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#215
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CP's Resident DJ
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In the Gin Bin
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IBTS
(In Before The Snip)
Hilarious thread.
Helmut all the way. Never had a sensitivity issue. Totally opposite. Certainly had the fastball when required, but the hanging curve left the ladies wanting the next pitch.
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06-21-2006, 12:21 AM
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#216
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Vancouver
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Originally Posted by The Fonz
And as for the comment "giving head to circumsized penises is more pleasant"....don't be so selfish ladies. Your vagina doesn't taste like candy...well....unless that candy got dropped in a fishtank and sat there for 3 years.
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And your spooch tastes fantastic! No really, best protein shake ever!
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06-21-2006, 01:00 AM
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#217
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Calgary, AB
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Learn to love it.
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06-21-2006, 02:11 AM
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#218
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Toronto, ON
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
And as for the comment "giving head to circumsized penises is more pleasant"....don't be so selfish ladies. Your vagina doesn't taste like candy...well....unless that candy got dropped in a fishtank and sat there for 3 years.
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A few women, sure, terrible. And with guys, that IS a deal breaker!
But can't agree with you on average. There are several who have that great mild scent!!!
(TMI, I know)
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06-21-2006, 08:36 AM
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#219
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South of Calgary North of 'Merica
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Originally Posted by Flames89
A few women, sure, terrible. And with guys, that IS a deal breaker!
But can't agree with you on average. There are several who have that great mild scent!!!
(TMI, I know)
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now this thread really has been everywhere
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06-21-2006, 09:00 AM
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#220
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Wow, I go away for six days, due to injury, and this is what happens.
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