[GDT] WCSF: GAME 2 - BATTLE OF ALBERTA - 8:30pm TV: SN/CBC/TVA/ESPN- RADIO 960

[EVERLAST]

Kane my broke bankrupt braindead whatever....I predict a world of pain for you now that you've called out Milan.
Should we make sure an Ambulance, room and surgeon are ready and waiting for your arrival?

Looch won't hurt us with the dumbass penalties your gonna take tonite while you try your best to be the hero of Edmonton....but wow....i was gonna ask just how dumb you are but it's been very apparent for a long time .

Firstly....you hurt the entire league with your constant BS and how in the world they let you back is beyond comprehension.
Now you pull this passive aggressive garbage calling out someone who had done more in this league since only a few years ago winning a cup and becoming a fan favorite.....dear God you POS I hope your skull doesn't cave in with the beating your gonna get ....and its not a matter of what or when it's gonna happen but you NOW even more than before have painted a bullseye on yourself.

O lordy....you couldn't even hire a babysitter for yourself to stay out of trouble as you just keep opening more cans of whoop ass for yourself.

Bravo you genius. Bravo. You continue to impress the hell out of all of us here in Calgary.

[Insufficient Funds]

If the Coilers are already thinking of having to protect McDavid and worrying about Lucic, then the Flames are already deep inside their brains and living rent free.

If Kane is so tough, why doesn't he take Lucic up on his offer? Or Ritchie, Gudbranson or Zadorov? It's because he isn't tough, he's a puke.

[Enoch Root]

Yup, this is exactly what we want Kane to be thinking about.

The Oilers are paying Lucic to live rent free in Kane's head

<insert gif of Holland trying to formulate a complete sentence>

[Patek23]

Originally Posted by MissTeeks

https://twitter.com/user/status/1527721051118968832

https://twitter.com/user/status/1527726003337850880

Evander should be careful about taking runs at anyone on the ice, I don't think hes in a position to be taking any fines or suspensions right now.

[FlamesAddiction]

I feel like Woodcroft is about to do a comedy routine.

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Guys, guys, let me tell ya to a man... I just flew in from Edmonton, and boy are my arms tired! *bood oop tiss

I gotta say though, how great it's been to have Kane on the Oilers. Kane's estranged wife was quite relieved when he signed with the Oilers. She knows that the Oilers don't beat anyone... I'm just sayin'. *bood oop tiss

No seriously folks, being serious now. I am sick and tired of people saying Connor McDavid is a baby. He is nothing like a baby because even babies will stop crying after a while. *bood oop tiss

And to anyone saying that the Oilers played like a bag of #### the other night, I disagree. There is a big difference between a bag of #### and the Oilers. That difference is, of course, the bag. *bood oop tiss

Josh Archiblad, what can I say? It's been really difficult for him the past year, but he received a lot of support, including from former First Lady Melania Trump. They both know what it is like trying to go through life avoiding a prick! *bood oop tiss

Also, just stop picking on Kassian and saying that Lucic emasculated him the other night. Not true! Everyone knows the only way to emasculate Kassian is to kick his sister in the chin. *bood oop tiss

[prarieboy]

I asked the Magic 8 Ball if the Flames were going to win tonight and the answer was

"As I see it, Yes"

So were all good folks.

[troutman]

I will be there in my Buddy Robinson jersey. Guaranteed Win Night.

[activeStick]

Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction

I feel like Woodcroft is about to do a comedy routine.

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Guys, guys, let me tell ya to a man... I just flew in from Edmonton, and boy are my arms tired! *bood oop tiss

I gotta say though, how great it's been to have Kane on the Oilers. Kane's estranged wife was quite relieved when he signed with the Oilers. She knows that the Oilers don't beat anyone... I'm just sayin'. *bood oop tiss

No seriously folks, being serious now. I am sick and tired of people saying Connor McDavid is a baby. He is nothing like a baby because even babies will stop crying after a while. *bood oop tiss

And to anyone saying that the Oilers played like a bag of #### the other night, I disagree. There is a big difference between a bag of #### and the Oilers. That difference is, of course, the bag. *bood oop tiss

Also, just stop picking on Kassian and saying that Lucic emasculated him the other night. Not true! Everyone knows the only way to emasculate Kassian is to kick his sister in the chin. *bood oop tiss

This is great! Maybe it's you the Flames should hire for some comedy relief!

[oldschoolcalgary]

Originally Posted by icarus

Well CP I'm on my way back to Calgary from Singapore, didn't want to be out of town for a Battle of Alberta playoff series! Just in transit in San Francisco now.

Briefly considered heading down to the Red Lot or somewhere on 17th to enjoy the game, but the much better choice is to head to my folks' house and watch the game with my old man. A much better plan. (But if we don't sweep and someone will be looking to offload Game 5 tickets to a guaranteed non-Oiler out-of-towner PM me )

That's prime fandom there!

it should be noted that the Red Lot is closed, as the wind played havoc on the outdoor stage I believe... I am hoping it gets fixed for Game 5 at home, as it looks great and seems to be a phenomenal event now.

Dome is going to be open for Games 3 and 4 but people will need to sign up for free tickets I heard.

Watching with your dad, is never a bad choice however

[Textcritic]

Originally Posted by Enoch Root

LOL, yes please.



"Men against boys... we need to dress younger boys!"

It was astonishing in the Oilers postgame show on Wednesday just how hard Propaganda Minister Baghdad Bob Stauffer was trying to sell the idea of inserting Hollaway into the lineup for tonight's game.

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[Snowghost]

Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction

I feel like Woodcroft is about to do a comedy routine.

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Josh Archiblad, what can say? It's been really difficult for him the past year, but he received a lot of support, including from former First Lady Melania Trump. They both know what it is like trying to go through life avoiding a prick! *bood oop tiss

Ok I have to admit a bit of coffee snorted out my nose after reading this one. You jerk!!

[Reggie Dunlop]

It is consensus opinion amongst experts that Edmonton Oilers are not sufficiently imbued with hockey prowess, and will quite obviously fall to the superior Calgary Flames.

[genetic_phreek]

LOL Kane. What a genius.

https://twitter.com/user/status/1527720804640624640

[CroFlames]

Originally Posted by genetic_phreek

LOL Kane. What a genius.

https://twitter.com/user/status/1527720804640624640

If Kane knew anything about chance, he wouldn't be millions of dollars in gambling debt. He should shut his mouth.

Spoiler!

[iggy_oi]

They would have still lost had we only scored 7 or 8

[Tron_fdc]

Hahaha if Kane is running around taking dumb penalties the oilers are losing their most important depth player. Probably their second best scoring forward with the injury to draisaitl.

Go right ahead.

[Reggie Dunlop]

Countering the olfactory presence of the Oilers will likely be the Flames greatest challenge.

[Sainters7]

Originally Posted by kevman

The 'ol 9pm puck drop. WTF.

Great job by the NHL to sell their product with the best series going that even has non-hockey U. S. fans buzzing: 11 PM Eastern start time!

[Cecil Terwilliger]

Originally Posted by Sainters7

Great job by the NHL to sell their product with the best series going that even has non-hockey U. S. fans buzzing: 11 PM Eastern start time!

Except I feel like ESPN almost certainly dictates the start times. I think they’re to blame.

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by Cecil Terwilliger

Except I feel like ESPN almost certainly dictates the start times. I think they’re to blame.

The question still applies - how is this possibly in ESPN's best interests?