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Old 10-30-2018, 09:48 PM   #201
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[QUOTE=Gaskal;6846119]Around the League Report




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Aw yeah buddy we need way more Jack "Basically McJesus but better" Eichel up in this ####, all that animal does is butters perfect passes, pops bottles, pops pussies so keep your finger on that lamp light limpdick cause the forecast is goals.

#### your cookie jar and your water bottles, you better get quality rubbermaids bud cause she's gonna spend a lot of time hitting the ####ing ice if Jack has anything to say about it. Blistering Wristers or fat clappers, this ####in guy can't be stopped.

If I had a choice of one attack to use to kill Hitler I would choose an Eichel snipe from the top of the circle because you ####ing know his evil dome would be bouncing off the end boards after that puck is loosed like lightning from the blade of God's own Bauer. I'd just pick up the phone and call Jack Eichel at 1-800-TOP-TITS where he can be found earning his living at the back of the goddamn net. The world record for a recorded sniper kill is 3,540m, but that's only because nobody has asked ya boi Eichel to rip any wristers at ISIS yet.

If i had three wishes, the first would be to live forever, the second would be for Jack Eichel to live forever, and the third would be for Jack to plant one right on my cheek.
Holy ####, can we get this guy to do color commentary instead of Cassie Campbell next game? He might be a blithering idiot, but damn, if he's not entertaining.
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Old 10-30-2018, 09:49 PM   #202
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Johnnie with the hat.
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Sabres fans seem about 500x more classy than TO fans
Yes, but that's setting the bar extremely low, n'est-ce pas?
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They don't like Risto? I will take him.
Take selective snippets from our game threads on any given night and they could have Gio and Monahan to name a few.
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Holy ####, can we get this guy to do color commentary instead of Cassie Campbell next game? He might be a blithering idiot, but damn, if he's not entertaining.
that's a popular copy pasta from reddit
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Great comeback victory and to top off an already fantastic night, the Oilers just lost in regulation after giving up a late 3rd period PP goal to Minnesota!
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Old 10-30-2018, 09:54 PM   #208
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Rittich 6th in league SV%.

Actually 5th if you don't count Luongo's 1 game performance.
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Petes was channeling Bernie

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Rittich 6th in league SV%.

Actually 5th if you don't count Luongo's 1 game performance.
Not even a full game. He didn't even play the full 60 before he was injured.
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Old 10-30-2018, 09:59 PM   #211
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Wow wins in Toronto and Buffalo on back to back nights. That's the same number they had in the last what 7 years combined in those cities?
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The early part of the season has been a bit up and down but the meme/gif game is ridiculous so far! Loving these! Also, the win was such a nice FU to the refs.
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4 Flames in the top 28 scorers.
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Rittich 6th in league SV%.

Actually 5th if you don't count Luongo's 1 game performance.
Forget about trading for Juuse Saros....he is way behind Rittich.
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October schedule was brutal...opponents and travel

7-5-1 is something they can build on
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wins are so much more enjoyable than losses.

We should keep doing this winning thing.
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Old 10-30-2018, 10:11 PM   #218
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Monahan is all "u forget me?"
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Love this photo of Johnny's scoreface to the crowd.
I want that photo blown up and signed by both. It is incredible.
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Look at all those beautiful Flames jerseys in the crowd, too.
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