Dumb things that seem to creep into your thoughts

[stang]

Originally Posted by MoneyGuy

There are seriouslywhacked out people here. Is there a site psychologist?

Please people send your anonymous confessions to cpconfesional@gmail.com.

Haha man I miss the confessions thread...

[Sr. Mints]

Got an 11pm call from my mom that my Grandpa broke hs hip yesterday, and she asked if I'd drive with her [drive her] to Edmonton.

After Airdrie I was fairly certain I was going to die. The odd crazy mofo ripping down the highway at 150kms/hr; morons with their high beams always on; 18 wheelers that I was convinced could not see me and would run me off the road.

I saw more dead and alive animals on the road than I've ever seen, and I was waiting for a porcupine or badger to dart in front of me causing me to swerve into a semi and get torn apart and then flattened in a horrible death.

Then I started to think about my dogs who are at home, and I'd imagine one of them getting out of the car for whatever reason and getting smoked by a car. Or eaten by a badger while I was taking them pee.

Night time driving on the highway sucks.

[Hockey_Ninja]

Sometimes when i'm on our balcony with our dog i think to myself "man, you know what would be cool? bunting our dog to see how far i can kick it!" i am a terrible human being.

[Papi34]

When im in a group of people i like to group them into "teams" including myself and picture who would win at certain sports

In addition to this i also look at people and judge them on their physical state and imagine what sporting activities i could beat them at or how much more i can bench press than them

[Coach]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Just make sure you scan the vicinity for heros before you do that. I wouldn't be surprised if you ended up with a broken nose after slapping a girl in public. lol

I think that's why she agreed to do it. Knowing full well she'll likely be able to watch me get my ass kicked haha.

[Danijam]

Whenever I'm on an escalator I always envision myself falling face first onto the corner of a step and losing all my teeth.

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by MoneyGuy

Does it also work if you cut off your dick? I'm asking for...um, a friend.

Give it a shot and report back to us.

(I predict this will end in suicide)

[Reaper]

Originally Posted by Hockey_Ninja

Sometimes when i'm on our balcony with our dog i think to myself "man, you know what would be cool? bunting our dog to see how far i can kick it!" i am a terrible human being.

How does that work, exactly? Do you have someone pitch the dog to you, you bunt it and then you kick it off the balcony?

[Finny61]

BAXTER!!!!

[rubecube]

Originally Posted by stang

Please people send your anonymous confessions to cpconfesional@gmail.com.

Haha man I miss the confessions thread...

Don't be so coy. You know exactly where to find it.

[Cecil Terwilliger]

Originally Posted by rubecube

Don't be so coy. You know exactly where to find it.

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/group.php?groupid=29

[troutman]

Man, 86, impales eye with pruning shears

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNew.../18617676.html



I HATE when THAT happens.

[Komskies]

Often times if I am in a public place and feeling bored I will start making up stupid nicknames for people.

For example:
A younger woman with multiple rolls of belly fat would be called Frumpalumps. Or a tall skinny guy with glasses and curly hair becomes Egon.

It's strange, but I make up nicknames for pretty much anybody.

[Komskies]

Originally Posted by fotze

I do that too, but it has to be a scottish name.

Fatty Mcfataface

Smelly McSmalltits

Farty McGoo.

[FlamingInfinity]

Originally Posted by Komskies

Farty McGoo.

Fatty McGee.