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Old 12-02-2009, 08:38 AM   #181
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Silly sons of unmarried parents. It's so much cheaper to bang until 45 and then marry a trophy wife.
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:54 AM   #182
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How rare is the athlete that can resist all of the temptations? Do most athlete wives accept that this is part of the deal?
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:57 AM   #183
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How rare is the athlete that can resist all of the temptations? Do most athlete wives accept that this is part of the deal?
The smart/gold-digging ones do. I know I could never resist my baser urges.
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:58 AM   #184
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How rare is the athlete that can resist all of the temptations? Do most athlete wives accept that this is part of the deal?
Player wives should accept the infidelity of their famous husbands as much as the athletes should accept the women they're cheating with are going to horde text and phone messages as though they were gold.

There's a great, hilarious country song from Medicine Hat's Aaron Lines on this topic at this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx24WZ8Cf78

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Old 12-02-2009, 09:02 AM   #185
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Since she smashed out the rear window of the car with a golf club, I assume she must have been one p**sed off woman. I don't believe for a second that she smashed the rear window so she could get her husband out of the car "after" the accident. Nobody smashes a rear window to do that.... the side window, yes.... but the rear window? No.

Hell, he was probably trying to drive away when she did it and thats what caused the accident.... LOL.
So then why didn't you share you wisdom with us before? Rather then after the facts start coming out. It is pretty easy to be so smart after the information come out. lol
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Hey look, front page news. And the story has changed again. NO WAY!
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Old 12-02-2009, 09:10 AM   #187
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These sports superstars should be taking lessons from Derek Jeter. Slam as many women as you want, but never get married or have children.
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Old 12-02-2009, 09:16 AM   #188
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Old 12-02-2009, 09:26 AM   #189
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These sports superstars should be taking lessons from Derek Jeter. Slam as many women as you want, but never get married or have children.
Jeter figured it out. Find the hottest woman possible and sign her to a six month contract. The brother has a permanent seat on the Wiserhood Security Council.
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Old 12-02-2009, 09:30 AM   #190
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Jeter figured it out. Find the hottest woman possible and sign her to a six month contract. The brother has a permanent seat on the Wiserhood Security Council.
I tried that too, but didn't quite have the cache of Jeter. After a month, they would start to get an elevated sense of entitlement... It's amazing how careful these guys have to be - think about how Boris Becker got caught...
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Old 12-02-2009, 09:39 AM   #192
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For the record... I've looked up to Tiger since I was a teenager. He's been a role model for me for a long time based on his values, mental toughness and sheer determination in achieving his goals.

As I grew up I started to realize that even my role models have human vulnerabilities like everyone else. The reality is that part of me knew that as a pro-athlete he was probably screwing around on his wife - but had always held out hope that he, along with everything else, could always be looked at as a bit of a moral compass for me.

Its tough to see one of your heroes fall from grace, thats for sure.
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Old 12-02-2009, 10:13 AM   #193
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Tiger Woods admits to "transgressions"... so she was a DUDE?!
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Old 12-02-2009, 10:20 AM   #194
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Isn't the "cocktail waitress in LA" a bit cliche?
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Hey look, front page news. And the story has changed again. NO WAY!
The story about the accident hasn't changed at all, which is what I have been talking about all along. Heck, that part is barely even being talked about anymore.
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Old 12-02-2009, 10:45 AM   #196
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I'm not a big fan of Tiger Woods. In fact, something about his personality grates on me.

However, I don't think it's really anyones business what goes on in his personal life.
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Old 12-02-2009, 10:48 AM   #197
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At least he knows that there will be no photo evidence of his secsual transgressions. He would have SNAPPED if a shutter went off in the bedroom.
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Old 12-02-2009, 10:50 AM   #198
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The story about the accident hasn't changed at all, which is what I have been talking about all along. Heck, that part is barely even being talked about anymore.
Tiger had an accident? I thought he was having an affair?
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Tiger had an accident? I thought he was having an affair?
LOL, that's pretty much what the news looks like today.

Celebrity affair stories are always going to be around, and when there's a voicemail they're going to have big time legs. The thing that keeps them going is the fact that the information is held by people who are accessible to the media, may have a grudge, and are interested in cashing in on their 15 minutes. The accident thing is different simply because the info is controlled and isn't getting out unless Tiger lets it out, those stories are going to die when there's nothing to feed on.
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Thats why celebrities should stick to highly paid escort services, I mean Charlie Sheen can personally vouch for the secrecy and discretion of a high class hooker.
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