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Old 02-25-2012, 12:27 PM   #181
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Never touched a hooker. Blow though, oh boy. In the spring of 2007 I met this cute little 22 year old blonde hottie. I mean this girl was smoking hot and 10 years younger. I look about 10 years younger then I am and we hit it off immediately. About a week into dating I caught her doing blow at a party and she admitted she had a cocaine problem. She asked if I wanted to try it and I said sure. I loved it and soon was doing as much as she was. This girl had her hooks in me good for the whole summer and I am not sure it was nothing more than a physical thing with her, she was this naughty bad girl who had me addicted. She was kinky as hell and we would go to bars, drink, do blow, and sneak into the girls bathroom and have sex in the stalls or other public places. It was like living a pornstar life. Now to understand how financially brutal this can be I need to explain some history, in 99 I was in a bad car wreck hit by a person who stole a cab and was running from police. Lawsuits followed and I ended up with a pretty big settlement. At the start of us dating I had about $60,000 in the bank, a 1974 Plymouth Cuda that was in mint condition, and a lot of other fun toys. That summer is kind of a blur to me now, we went to concerts every week, we had at least an eight ball on us at all times, we partied like Charlie Sheen. There were a few weeks where we were in a friend of hers apartment just listening to music, drinking Jack Daniels, and doing blow for 7 days straight, no food, no sleep. Then you would crash for a day or two and do it again. Our kinky sex went down the drain as well, I had a limp noodle that would not perform 95% of the time. I emptied my whole bank account that sumer, sold the Cuda for $15,000 less than I payed for it, and pawned off just about everything else to feed the demon girl I had mets habit along with my own. I probably would have ended up dead or homeless had a friend of mine I had before all this crap started not found out about it and went to my parents and narced me out. They told me if I did not end it they were going to call the police, disown me, and I would need to pass a drug test to prove to them I was clean after a month. So what did I do? I moved into their basement and didn't leave for anything. The gf tried to call my cell but I answered it once and told her to get lost and never call me again. From what I heard it took her all of a week to find a new victim. I stayed at my parents for 6 months, not going anywhere and being a hermit. I have not done blow since. Blow is a drug you can do the odd time at a party, it makes you not care about any problems, all is right in the universe but given any prolonged use it becomes an always need more thing. If you are close to wasted you can do a few hollywoods and you are good to go, a good way to get alcohol poisoning. I live everyday with regret, how much money I lost, how I had my dream car and I threw it away for some stupid drug. Never again.
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Old 02-25-2012, 12:37 PM   #182
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Great story man. Thanks for sharing.

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Never touched a hooker. Blow though, oh boy. In the spring of 2007 I met this cute little 22 year old blonde hottie. I mean this girl was smoking hot and 10 years younger. I look about 10 years younger then I am and we hit it off immediately. About a week into dating I caught her doing blow at a party and she admitted she had a cocaine problem. She asked if I wanted to try it and I said sure. I loved it and soon was doing as much as she was. This girl had her hooks in me good for the whole summer and I am not sure it was nothing more than a physical thing with her, she was this naughty bad girl who had me addicted. She was kinky as hell and we would go to bars, drink, do blow, and sneak into the girls bathroom and have sex in the stalls or other public places. It was like living a pornstar life. Now to understand how financially brutal this can be I need to explain some history, in 99 I was in a bad car wreck hit by a person who stole a cab and was running from police. Lawsuits followed and I ended up with a pretty big settlement. At the start of us dating I had about $60,000 in the bank, a 1974 Plymouth Cuda that was in mint condition, and a lot of other fun toys. That summer is kind of a blur to me now, we went to concerts every week, we had at least an eight ball on us at all times, we partied like Charlie Sheen. There were a few weeks where we were in a friend of hers apartment just listening to music, drinking Jack Daniels, and doing blow for 7 days straight, no food, no sleep. Then you would crash for a day or two and do it again. Our kinky sex went down the drain as well, I had a limp noodle that would not perform 95% of the time. I emptied my whole bank account that sumer, sold the Cuda for $15,000 less than I payed for it, and pawned off just about everything else to feed the demon girl I had mets habit along with my own. I probably would have ended up dead or homeless had a friend of mine I had before all this crap started not found out about it and went to my parents and narced me out. They told me if I did not end it they were going to call the police, disown me, and I would need to pass a drug test to prove to them I was clean after a month. So what did I do? I moved into their basement and didn't leave for anything. The gf tried to call my cell but I answered it once and told her to get lost and never call me again. From what I heard it took her all of a week to find a new victim. I stayed at my parents for 6 months, not going anywhere and being a hermit. I have not done blow since. Blow is a drug you can do the odd time at a party, it makes you not care about any problems, all is right in the universe but given any prolonged use it becomes an always need more thing. If you are close to wasted you can do a few hollywoods and you are good to go, a good way to get alcohol poisoning. I live everyday with regret, how much money I lost, how I had my dream car and I threw it away for some stupid drug. Never again.
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Old 02-25-2012, 12:45 PM   #183
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I'm in the minority on this, but I enjoyed speed way more. Might have been because I only good coke twice and didn't do very much
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Great story but you had a 1974 vehicle in 2007?
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Old 02-25-2012, 12:52 PM   #185
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I'm in the minority on this, but I enjoyed speed way more. Might have been because I only good coke twice and didn't do very much
Hilarious from a guy named street pharmacist with an anti drug sig.
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Great story but you had a 1974 vehicle in 2007?
Ummmm, is this a serious question?

I know nothing about cars, but that's a pretty classic muscle car, especially if it's in good condition like he said.
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Great story but you had a 1974 vehicle in 2007?
Why is that so odd? Damn fine car.




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That is a pretty nice car. Didn't know it was a classic as I know nothing about cars. Doesn't even look 1974 old.
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Blow though, oh boy. In the spring of 2007 I met this cute little 22 year old blonde hottie. I mean this girl was smoking hot and 10 years younger. I look about 10 years younger then I am and we hit it off immediately. About a week into dating I caught her doing blow at a party and she admitted she had a cocaine problem. She asked if I wanted to try it and I said sure. I loved it and soon was doing as much as she was. This girl had her hooks in me good for the whole summer and I am not sure it was nothing more than a physical thing with her, she was this naughty bad girl who had me addicted.
Thanks for posting this. I'm 30, and I've been hanging out with an early 20's "dancer" with a coke problem for the last few weeks. I only joined her once in doing blow, but your story is probably the inevitable outcome if I don't cut off ties with this girl.

As for hookers, I said before that I haven't partaken, but some people would probably disagree. I was at a strip club a few months ago and went to the champagne room with a Brazilian who I've been friendly with. I had to give the club $100 to pay for the room, but when I tried to give her another hundred for her fee (for dances), she stopped me and said she wanted to do something that she wouldn't accept money for. If she'd accepted money, she'd be a prostitute, but since she didn't, I guess she's not. In fact, she gave up $100 in order to have sex with me, so maybe I prostituted myself. Or maybe I'm a john because I wouldn't have gotten laid if I hadn't given the club $100. Either way, I have no regrets.
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Thor hasn't been in for a while. I wonder if he ate some of that bad E going around?
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Both, but then I worked in Russia in the roaring 90's, so couldn't really be helped.
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Old 02-25-2012, 01:35 PM   #192
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Ummmm, is this a serious question?

I know nothing about cars, but that's a pretty classic muscle car, especially if it's in good condition like he said.
Here is a pic of the car and I in 2006.

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Thanks for posting this. I'm 30, and I've been hanging out with an early 20's "dancer" with a coke problem for the last few weeks. I only joined her once in doing blow, but your story is probably the inevitable outcome if I don't cut off ties with this girl.
Thanks for sharing, if my post can stop somebody else from from going down that road I am even more happy I shared it.
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That is such a sweet car. Shame you had to sell it, but I'm glad you cut the drug habit.
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That is such a sweet car. Shame you had to sell it, but I'm glad you cut the drug habit.
Not a day goes by I don't want to do that summer over again differently. Once I had kicked the cocaine habit and really looked at what I had lost I ended up on anti-depressents and some counselling. I had to learn to let go of the anger and bitterness at myself, her, and the poor choices I had made. I really hope nobody else here has to ever go down that road, it seems fun at the beginning but it spirals out of control very fast.
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Not a day goes by I don't want to do that summer over again differently. Once I had kicked the cocaine habit and really looked at what I had lost I ended up on anti-depressents and some counselling. I had to learn to let go of the anger and bitterness at myself, her, and the poor choices I had made. I really hope nobody else here has to ever go down that road, it seems fun at the beginning but it spirals out of control very fast.
So almost 5 years later, how are you now?

If you turn things around, and get back on track to where you were before, atleast you have some great 'bating memories of this kinky 20-something.
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So almost 5 years later, how are you now?

If you turn things around, and get back on track to where you were before, atleast you have some great 'bating memories of this kinky 20-something.
I am doing good, kicked the smoking habit with the help of the CP thread as well. I have not touched any illegal drug since that period and never will after realizing what it cost me. I am not saying I look down on recreational drug users, to each their own but I could never do it again out of fear I would be hooked right away. I just hope my story can keep somebody from going too far and ending up like I did. And yes, I do have some pretty kinky memories from that summer,lol. Funny how when I think of that girl I hate her yet I want to still bang her kind of.
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So, those months that you got sober were the months you really started digging Tarantula porn right?
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So, those months that you got sober were the months you really started digging Tarantula porn right?
No, I got into tarantula porn at a much earlier age.
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