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GreenTeaFrapp · 06-16-2006, 07:26 AM

I qualify for Mensa.

return to the red · 06-16-2006, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

I qualify for Mensa.

so do I but seems how I don't have any proof you have to take my word for it

Muta · 06-16-2006, 09:25 AM

Let's see...

My parents found a joint I had in my car when I was 19, and they confronted me on it. I blamed it completely on my friend who was standing next to me, and now my rents think he's a pothead...

Back in high school, I told my Math 30 teacher that my same friend was cheating off my paper during an exam, and we both got docked 10%... it put his mark below a final score of 80%, lol

I used to throw eggs off a Crowchild Trail pedestrian bridge (when I was a little juvenile delinquent), but i won't say which one...

I've messed around with five girls (I think) at my old workplace before I left a couple months ago, and now there's some good-looking gals in my current workplace....

I regularly go to cybercafes and play Battlefield 2, atleast 2 to three nights a week...

Sometimes I smoke, yet as an earlier poster mentioned, I also hammer other people for doing it.

I'll choose not to answer my cell phone or text messages if I don't feel like communicating with that person, even if it may be important.

There's others but I can't think right now...

rubecube · 06-16-2006, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Muta

I used to throw eggs off a Crowchild Trail pedestrian bridge (when I was a little juvenile delinquent), but i won't say which one...

You went to Central, didn't you?

EDIT: I actually did something similar and it caused a 3 car accident. Wasn't my fault though, it was the prcik who decided to slam on his breaks so he could run out and try to grab me. I've never ran as fast in my life.

StoneCole · 06-16-2006, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Muta

I've messed around with five girls (I think) at my old workplace before I left a couple months ago, and now there's some good-looking gals in my current workplace....

I regularly go to cybercafes and play Battlefield 2, atleast 2 to three nights a week...

The two most contradictory claims in the history of the world. I don't know which one of you to believe.

My parents think my one friend is a big stoner, mostly because I told them how many of my friends smoke or have smoked pot.

rubecube · 06-16-2006, 09:51 AM

I've snorted blow. It was a couple of years ago and was only a one time thing.

Vansmack · 06-16-2006, 10:04 AM

I was definatley drunk when I went into work this morning (from last night). And now I am entering the vicious hangover stage of my day.

peter12 · 06-16-2006, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Vansmack

I was definatley drunk when I went into work this morning (from last night). And now I am entering the vicious hangover stage of my day.

Sick.

KevanGuy · 06-16-2006, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

I qualify for Mensa.

edit: nevermind.

AC · 06-16-2006, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

I qualify for Mensa.

Me too. They sent me the practice test, I took it, got it back and apparently I qualify, but I've been too afraid to go and take the official one.

Muta · 06-16-2006, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by StoneCole

The two most contradictory claims in the history of the world. I don't know which one of you to believe.

LOL, I have the best of both worlds. Women, video games and time management is a trifecta that I easily deal with!

Muta · 06-16-2006, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by rubecube

You went to Central, didn't you?

EDIT: I actually did something similar and it caused a 3 car accident. Wasn't my fault though, it was the prcik who decided to slam on his breaks so he could run out and try to grab me. I've never ran as fast in my life.

didn't go to Central... and to be fair, I would throw them WITH traffic, so I'd end up hitting people's rear windshields... pegging people directly on the driver's side front windshield was too easy and too dangerous.. even I had my limits

rubecube · 06-16-2006, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Muta

didn't go to Central... and to be fair, I would throw them WITH traffic, so I'd end up hitting people's rear windshields... pegging people directly on the driver's side front windshield was too easy and too dangerous.. even I had my limits

I didn't really throw, more of just a drop.

flamesfanforver · 06-16-2006, 12:25 PM

-I set off the alarm at work last week and noone knows about it.

J pold · 06-16-2006, 12:30 PM

I have done absolutely no work the last 2 days none at all today

Muta · 06-16-2006, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by J pold

I have done absolutely no work the last 2 days none at all today

Must be nice to be unemployed/retired...

And if you aren't then you might as well be

RedMan12 · 06-16-2006, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by J pold

I have done absolutely no work the last 2 days none at all today

me neither. I just paid to pretty much sit here chat on these forums and play computer games.

peter12 · 06-16-2006, 01:08 PM

I work for a conservative think tank and have to hold myself from unleasing the power upon some of the lefties on this board.

rubecube · 06-16-2006, 01:10 PM

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I work for a conservative think tank and have to hold myself from unleasing the power upon some of the lefties on this board.

There's conservative think tanks in Calgary, I never would of known.

peter12 · 06-16-2006, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by rubecube

There's conservative think tanks in Calgary, I never would of known.

We're everywhere. Just waiting for the signal, then the revolution begins.