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Old 10-15-2014, 12:10 AM   #181
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If only his unveiling had been something more tasteful...


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Old 10-15-2014, 12:27 AM   #182
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In case people haven't viewed the videos.
The "offensive" video.


The ridiculous auditions, what a bunch of nutbars.

That audition video makes me laugh every time. First off, why are there like 12 people there evaluating this decision. Second, why are they doing this at a days inn?
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Old 10-15-2014, 12:43 AM   #183
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If the AHL Flames don't release Scorch, what's stopping the CP faithful from making our own Scorch costume and holding auditions in some seedy hotel conference room or gym or wherever in the hell Glens Falls held theirs and make Scorch live on? Not only would I help pony up cash but I'll gladly help recreate the audition video with my gear. Just need some terrible dancers..
I've emailed the Adirondack Flames asking if it would be possible to purchase the costume either by paying them directly or by making a donation to the Glens Falls Fire Department on their behalf. I'll post their response once I hear back from them.
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Old 10-15-2014, 12:50 AM   #184
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I miss Scorch.
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Old 10-15-2014, 01:10 AM   #185
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I don't want to seem disloyal to Harvey, but I'd drop him like a toilet seat if we got Scorch
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We could even get him a trio of inept sidekicks, reflective of our friends up north, and give them cute names like Fizzle, Snuffout and Lottery. Then we could make fun video montages of Scorchy trying to teach them how to not keep failing. "No no no silly Fizzle, we don't burn down our own house year after year".
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Old 10-15-2014, 01:21 AM   #187
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If you guys want to buy me season tickets I'll go make an ass of myself at the dome for the next 2-3 years
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Old 10-15-2014, 01:22 AM   #188
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I feel that if Scorch felt scorned, the Oil turfed Eakins, and Scorch became head coach of the oil, they may be a higher calibre NHL team
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If you guys want to buy me season tickets I'll go make an ass of myself at the dome for the next 2-3 years
Please submit an audition tape of your dancing abilities and we'll have a panel evaluate your qualifications.
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Old 10-15-2014, 06:46 AM   #190
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We must own this mascot, someone at CP must wear it and dance for every game in the foreseeable future.
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Scorch @ScorchLivesOn · 9 hours ago
No word yet from @AHLFlames. Maybe tomorrow? #jobhunt #savescorch

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Old 10-15-2014, 09:23 AM   #192
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The most offensive thing about the unveiling video is how bush league it is.

The "creative" staff (unpaid intern, probably) who iMovied that crap should get the axe, not poor old Scorch.

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Sexual Harassment Scorch?

Fire Safety Scorch?
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Sexual Harassment Scorch?

Fire Safety Scorch?
Scorch, the Don't Hug a Firefighter Ember
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If only his unveiling had been something more tasteful...


Scorch didnt even touch burrows, he just fell down that way
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Burrows took one look at Scorch, couldn't figure out how he could bite Scorch without getting burned, and fainted right on the spot.
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I've emailed the Adirondack Flames asking if it would be possible to purchase the costume either by paying them directly or by making a donation to the Glens Falls Fire Department on their behalf. I'll post their response once I hear back from them.
I'll help fund this!!
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Fire Marshal Scorch with a new xmas decoration:



Harmless psychopathy makes for entertaining photoshop practice.
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Scorch didnt even touch burrows, he just fell down that way
Burrows and the Canucks have 'stop, drop, and roll' down pat.
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