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Old 01-04-2013, 02:58 PM   #181
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I would say if they can't count the number of people they've been with on their hands then it isn't going to work out between us.
What if she has has been with 1 guy but they f****d like rabbits?
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Why would that make me a hypocrite?
You tell me, Mr. Multiple One-Night Stands.
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Question - what if she took it in the back door by 20 guys but none in the front?

Still a slut? Oui ou non?
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Old 01-04-2013, 03:04 PM   #184
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Question - what if she took it in the back door by 20 guys but none in the front?

Still a slut? Oui ou non?
Or blown over 50 dudes but only slept with 2?

EDIT: Yay unintentional equivocation!
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Old 01-04-2013, 03:06 PM   #185
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What's the Taiwanese CGI News' take on this? I'm glad you asked!



Also, surprised this hasn't been posted yet:



Word is that the "act" hasn't occurred yet, nor has the money been donated to charity yet, but she is posing for Playboy Brazil. So that's something.
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Old 01-04-2013, 03:12 PM   #186
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What if she has has been with 1 guy but they f****d like rabbits?
Yeah I covered this already. That's fine by me.
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Word is that the "act" hasn't occurred yet, nor has the money been donated to charity yet, but she is posing for Playboy Brazil. So that's something.
Isn't Playboy largely unnecessary in Brazil?
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I for one am glad the subject has shifted from stretched vagina's to mens opinions on virtue.

Also surprised there isn't way more words being censored in this thread.
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Yeah I covered this already. That's fine by me.
What is your postion on the following:
  • Hand jobs
  • Blow jobs
  • T*T #####
  • Finger banging
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I for one am glad the subject has shifted from stretched vagina's to mens opinions on virtue.

Also surprised there isn't way more words being censored in this thread.
I think anyone who winds up on this site after searching "stretched vaginas" is going to be incredibly disappointed.
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You tell me, Mr. Multiple One-Night Stands.
Well, by one night stands I mean 2. But, I don't even think I would try to rationalize it to be completely honest. I have my reasons:

1)Women who have had sex with lots of men will be looser and sex will therefore be less enjoyable
2)I would be embarrassed to be with a woman who has been with a lot of men
3)I wouldn't trust a woman who's been with lots of men to be faithful
4)I wouldn't trust a woman who has slept with lots of men to raise a daughter to have a moral code I'd deem acceptable

Reason 1 is science supported by a lady (Machiavelli). Reason 2 is a matter of personal opinion. Reasons 3/4 is debatable and in reality would depend on the women, but it still wouldn't change the way I feel about her. I would feel crappy all the time and that could effect my mental/physical health. So isn't it rational to avoid that even if the beliefs that I hold that cause me the stress aren't necessarily reasonable. It's a lot cheaper than therapy.
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Reason 1 is science supported by a lady (Machiavelli).
I think you misunderstood her post.
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Well, by one night stands I mean 2. But, I don't even think I would try to rationalize it to be completely honest. I have my reasons:

1)Women who have had sex with lots of men will be looser and sex will therefore be less enjoyable
2)I would be embarrassed to be with a woman who has been with a lot of men
3)I wouldn't trust a woman who's been with lots of men to be faithful
4)I wouldn't trust a woman who has slept with lots of men to raise a daughter to have a moral code I'd deem acceptable

Reason 1 is science supported by a lady (Machiavelli). Reason 2 is a matter of personal opinion. Reasons 3/4 is debatable and in reality would depend on the women, but it still wouldn't change the way I feel about her. I would feel crappy all the time and that could effect my mental/physical health. So isn't it rational to avoid that even if the beliefs that I hold that cause me the stress aren't necessarily reasonable. It's a lot cheaper than therapy.
So when do you ask a woman about her sexual history?

When you first meet?
Third date?
Is there a 10 page questionaire?

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Is they a 10 page questionaire?
I like to have it placed subtly in the menu at the restaurant I take her to on date #3. Answer it correctly and you've just scored yourself a one-way ticket to Pantsville. Then afterwards I'll call you a slut for sleeping with me so quickly.
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Is there a 10 page questionaire?
I am going to assume no calculators allowed.
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1)Women who have had sex with lots of men will be looser and sex will therefore be less enjoyable
Now you're just way off.

Who's had more sex?
1)A woman who's had 30 x 1 night stands
or
2)A woman who's been in 1 long term relationship for 5 years


Even if they only had sex once a week in the longterm relationship, the woman in option 2 has had 9 times as much sex as the "loose slut" in option 1.
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Now you're just way off.

Who's had more sex?
1)A woman who's had 30 x 1 night stands
or
2)A woman who's been in 1 long term relationship for 5 years


Even if they only had sex once a week in the longterm relationship, the woman in option 2 has had 9 times as much sex as the "loose slut" in option 1.
Yes, but the one thats been with lots is a lot more likely to have been with some anaconda packing basketball player.
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Now you're just way off.

Who's had more sex?
1)A woman who's had 30 x 1 night stands
or
2)A woman who's been in 1 long term relationship for 5 years


Even if they only had sex once a week in the longterm relationship, the woman in option 2 has had 9 times as much sex as the "loose slut" in option 1.
Nice, take you clear thoughts elsewhere.
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Yes, but the one thats been with lots is a lot more likely to have been with some anaconda packing basketball player.
What if the woman who was in a 5 year relationship was with the anaconda packing basketball player? Slut...
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