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Old 05-20-2011, 01:19 PM   #181
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I thought the Bible said that the end of the world was supposed to be a chain of events, not one day. What about Nicolae Carpathia, and the bloody water, and the bees, and the people who leave only their clothes behind?

One day is kind of a rip off- what happened to the other theory?


Edit: NM, I read Camping's article. The Rapture will take place in a few hours and then all of the other neat stuff will happen.

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Old 05-20-2011, 01:20 PM   #182
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One day is kind of a rip off- what happened to the other theory?
They aren't true Christians.
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Old 05-20-2011, 01:21 PM   #183
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One of the videos with Harold Camping has him saying that god can save the mother and not the child in the womb if the child is not one of the elect.
Man, that's just messed up.

Not that the rest of it isn't messed up. LOL.
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The 7 signs with Demi Moore is one of my favorite horror films, why can't it be like that?!?
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I wonder if the world starts ending tomorrow if I can stop making payments on my mortgage. Is it a sin to stop paying your mortgage as far as God is concerned? I could really use that extra money to live the high life.
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Old 05-20-2011, 01:38 PM   #187
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The 7 signs with Demi Moore is one of my favorite horror films, why can't it be like that?!?

I loved that movie. Great scene with the hail.

I find that these people, the fanatical religious people.. are actually quite sad. They live to die, instead of living to live.
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Old 05-20-2011, 01:39 PM   #188
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Some good advice.
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So i have started my eating binge on my last day on the big blue planet.

2 hot dogs with non-diet cocal cola and some cheese curls.

Tonight will be a big fat taco salad with extra cheese and sour cream along with a slice of key lime pie the size of my head. then before bed a great big greasy pizza.

This rapture thing better happen or Im gonna be pissed at the extra healthy choices i have to make next week to make up for all this.
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If Australia weren't an island full of heathens and prisoners, it'd be a much better early Rapture indicator.
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Old 05-20-2011, 02:16 PM   #191
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So i have started my eating binge on my last day on the big blue planet.

2 hot dogs with non-diet cocal cola and some cheese curls.

Tonight will be a big fat taco salad with extra cheese and sour cream along with a slice of key lime pie the size of my head. then before bed a great big greasy pizza.

This rapture thing better happen or Im gonna be pissed at the extra healthy choices i have to make next week to make up for all this.
Your last meals on earth involve salad? In any way? You stay away from my daughter you wild man!!
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Old 05-20-2011, 02:39 PM   #192
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I thought the Bible said that the end of the world was supposed to be a chain of events, not one day. What about Nicolae Carpathia, and the bloody water, and the bees, and the people who leave only their clothes behind?

One day is kind of a rip off- what happened to the other theory?


Edit: NM, I read Camping's article. The Rapture will take place in a few hours and then all of the other neat stuff will happen.
Those are some of the things a lot of Christians fight about. There are premillenialists, amillennialists, postmillennialsts, prewrath rapturists, and posttribulation rapturists.

They are all arguing about whether we go up first, we all die first, we suffer through hell on earth first, if the apocalypse happens first, if heaven comes down to earth first, if Jesus returns first, if Jesus returns after, etc.

To make it brief, Harold Camping seems to believe that Jesus actually returned in 1988. Since then, all other churches except his became controlled by Satan. If you are still in a Church that doesn't believe in what he is saying, you cannot be saved.

The people who will be saved is completely up to God although through prayer and obedience, you may be able to receive mercy. Only 200 million people will be saved. There are way more than 200 million Christians. That's why all the people in churches won't be saved.

Tonight, everybody will start dying whenever 6:00 reaches you (I didn't know that God played by daylight saving time and time zones). A big earthquake will happen whenever 6:00 reaches you. 200 million will get raptured before this happens and everybody else will die in the earthquake or the 7 months of disasters to happen (his tribulation I guess). Then on October 21st, the world will be totally destroyed and replaced by a new one that the 200 million get to live on for 1000 years (the millennium).

I bet when nothing happens tonight, he's just going to change his tune and said that he got something wrong. In 1988 he told people that it was absolutely certain that Christ had already returned. When nothing really happened, he just changed his message that "Christ returned in spirit". Then 1994 was supposed to be the end of the world but nothing happened. He just took that to mean he calculated something wrong and 1994 was the beginning of the time people could be saved (nobody could be saved from 1988 to 1994 for some reason). Now when nothing happens tonight, he's just going to say that he got something wrong and they have to live through disasters that will come in the next 7 months and they don't get raptured until the end of the world on Oct. 21st, 2011.

Oct. 21st is the real party people. I'm just afraid the charming old geezer will die before then so we can't get his reaction.
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Your last meals on earth involve salad? In any way? You stay away from my daughter you wild man!!
As an aside, last meals always interested me. They sound so delicious and really describe what that person really treasured in food and their personalities.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_me...able_prisoners
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If i were Camping I would just dissapear with no trace tomorrow along with a bunch of followers. That would really Mind-fata everyone.
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Old 05-20-2011, 02:57 PM   #195
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How does this group afford so much advertising? Have all their members sold off all their worldly possessions or something to prepare for May 21st? They're going to be screwed on May 22nd and that will be a great circus to see what their response is...

Unless their leader tells them to kill themselves on May 20th...It's happened before in so many doomsday cults.

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Just read the website. Judgment only begins on May 21st. Then we go through 7 months of tribulation which is like hell on earth. Then on October 21st, the earth is destroyed and humanity is wiped out.
You do realize he made the same prediction back in 1994 and failed and nobody killed themselves. This is his "revised" prediction date. I can't wait for his ultra revised date.
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You do realize he made the same prediction back in 1994 and failed and nobody killed themselves. This is his "revised" prediction date. I can't wait for his ultra revised date.
In 1994, he put a big question mark behind the "1994" on his book's cover and he's said many times that 1994 was a big "?" for him as well and he just felt he urgently needed to warn people of the possibility.

This time, he has said over and over that it is impossible for it not to happen.

That makes it all the more sweeter to see what happens.
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Old 05-20-2011, 03:59 PM   #197
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Late Comedian Andy Kaufman has scheduled a news conference for May 21.

Andy Lives!
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Old 05-20-2011, 04:02 PM   #198
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Late Comedian Andy Kaufman has scheduled a news conference for May 21.

Andy Lives!
Holy crap! I bet his opening act is Tony Clifton! Is Tony Clifton the anti-christ?
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Well its now after 6 pm here and i am still alive...Damnit all to hell!!

Sit ups and crunches and a long vigourous walk start at 7 am.
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Man, that's just messed up.

Not that the rest of it isn't messed up. LOL.
Heh, that's a pretty old belief, although in this circumstance it does offer some interesting images.

But all babies are born with sin and all must be Baptised (or whatever other increasingly weird traditions the fringe Christians believe) before they can enter the kingdom of god.

Filthy babies...
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