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Old 06-20-2024, 12:28 PM   #321
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I'm not overly worried about the Children of Louisiana becoming future leaders of the nation.
They're still the first people I call when my fan-powered swamp boat is running rough.
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They're still the first people I call when my fan-powered swamp boat is running rough.
I know who to call when theres a Gator in my pool.

And the thing is...without Abortion laws theres lots of them and they become expendable!
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I know who to call when theres a Gator in my pool.

And the thing is...without Abortion laws theres lots of them and they become expendable!
That's a good point. Eaten by gators. Mulched by swamp boat fans. Doesn't matter...plenty more Skeeters behind them.
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Old 06-20-2024, 12:34 PM   #324
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That's a good point. Eaten by gators. Mulched by swamp boat fans. Doesn't matter...plenty more Skeeters behind them.
Thats going to be the next major Battle in the Supreme Court.

"You are being convicted of Murder!!"

- "Well...he was from Louisiana so...does that even really count?"

"Fair point."
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Old 06-20-2024, 12:40 PM   #325
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Thats going to be the next major Battle in the Supreme Court.

"You are being convicted of Murder!!"

- "Well...he was from Louisiana so...does that even really count?"

"Fair point."
No one in Louisiana can really count.
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No one in Louisiana can really count.
Thats called 'An American Education.'
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Old 06-24-2024, 11:36 AM   #327
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In a day and age where so many people are serious about the lives of some populations not mattering, I think the latest turn in this thread is in really bad taste.
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Old 06-24-2024, 11:41 AM   #328
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That reminds me, do you know what Pepsi called their campaign to save the Louisiana swamps?


Gator-aid.
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