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Old 05-14-2024, 08:42 AM   #6181
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Tom Brady is a ######, standing up and telling Jeff Ross "don't say that #### again" about Kraft. 10 mins in and he starts crying and gets serious, dummy.

Anyone catch the recent story about the Brady autograph event? Basically the organizer screwed up the details and allowed people to bring footballs, cards, jerseys, etc. while Brady was only supposed to sign 8x10s. Brady gets annoyed and proceeds to sign everything terribly, so messy that the signatures are unrecognizable and no one can get them authenticated. Basically destroyed everyone's memorabilia. He sucks.
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Old 05-14-2024, 09:02 AM   #6182
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Undercoverbrother woke up in the crnt side of the bed today.
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Tom Brady is a ######, standing up and telling Jeff Ross "don't say that #### again" about Kraft. 10 mins in and he starts crying and gets serious, dummy.

Anyone catch the recent story about the Brady autograph event? Basically the organizer screwed up the details and allowed people to bring footballs, cards, jerseys, etc. while Brady was only supposed to sign 8x10s. Brady gets annoyed and proceeds to sign everything terribly, so messy that the signatures are unrecognizable and no one can get them authenticated. Basically destroyed everyone's memorabilia. He sucks.
That wasn't part of the whole schtick? He started crying?
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Old 05-14-2024, 09:29 AM   #6184
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I think Roasts are lame.
Well you’re entitled to your bad opinion. It was hilarious.
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That wasn't part of the whole schtick? He started crying?
That wasn't schitck, he got serious, stood up, walked over to Jeff Ross and told him to not say anything else about Kraft. Bridgette and Giselle, who cares, but stupid old Bob Kraft can't have anyone make fun of getting whacked off in an Asian massage parlour.

Brady was a great sport overall but I don't know why anyone would willingly subject themselves to that, money and reasons I guess.
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Old 05-14-2024, 09:59 AM   #6186
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Okay, someone fill me in here...what the hell is Kraft? Is he that emotional about Mac and Cheese? What is going on?
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Old 05-14-2024, 11:17 AM   #6187
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Kraft is Pats owner, father figure to Brady. Was involved in a bit of a rub and tug scandal a few years ago.

Seems like Kraft, Brady's parents, and Brady's kids were the off limits zone... cause Gisyelle sure as sh-- wasnt.
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Old 05-14-2024, 01:20 PM   #6188
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Roasts are only funny when they're roasting another comedian, especially if it's someone they know well.

These celebrity roasts are lame as hell. I couldn't give two ####s about Brady, especially when he can't handle jokes about his billionaire boss buddy. #### that guy.
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Tom Brady is a ######, standing up and telling Jeff Ross "don't say that #### again" about Kraft. 10 mins in and he starts crying and gets serious, dummy.

Anyone catch the recent story about the Brady autograph event? Basically the organizer screwed up the details and allowed people to bring footballs, cards, jerseys, etc. while Brady was only supposed to sign 8x10s. Brady gets annoyed and proceeds to sign everything terribly, so messy that the signatures are unrecognizable and no one can get them authenticated. Basically destroyed everyone's memorabilia. He sucks.
We got a Jets fan here
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Old 05-24-2024, 08:59 PM   #6190
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The Tom Brady roast is pretty good. Nikki Glaser and Tony Hinchcliffe absolutely slayed...

...but holy #### there are a lot...a lot...a lot of gay jokes. Athletes really have one go to, hey?
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Old 05-24-2024, 10:25 PM   #6191
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wrong thread

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Old 05-25-2024, 09:27 PM   #6192
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Oh you mean NYJ

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