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Old 09-21-2009, 08:24 PM   #21
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Is it because they are all so much bigger than yours?
Don't be a ghey.
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Old 09-21-2009, 08:26 PM   #22
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Here's the funny thing about homosexuality:

They're easily the most manly of any type of men on Earth.
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Old 09-21-2009, 08:28 PM   #23
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They're easily the most manly of any type of men on Earth.
Only the tops

or these guys
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Old 09-21-2009, 08:28 PM   #24
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It seems like, by this logic, abstaining from porn makes you more likely to be a rapist, or at least a rampant subway frotteur.

What with all the outwardly turned sexual energy and all.
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Old 09-21-2009, 08:30 PM   #25
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or at least a rampant subway frotteur.
Had I been just a little more sexually frustrated in high school....
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Old 09-21-2009, 08:56 PM   #26
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Only the tops

or these guys
Actually, the guy wearing the leather and chains on the right is also wearing what appears to be a Reichsadler on his hat....Not exactly the most popular gay fashion choice...
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Old 09-21-2009, 08:59 PM   #27
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So the trick is to convince your wife to watch enough straight porn that she becomes bi-curious enough to invite her cute friend she works out with over for wine, and then tell her you think porn isn't very good and cut her off.
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Old 09-21-2009, 09:17 PM   #28
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Is girl-girl gay?
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Old 09-21-2009, 09:18 PM   #29
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That depends on which poster responds to that question, duh.
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Old 09-21-2009, 09:30 PM   #30
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I would put money on him being a closet queer.
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