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Old 01-18-2009, 01:34 PM   #1
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My wife made an appointment for me to have a chest and back wax for our holidays. (I'm pretty hairy) Does this make me less of a man? I'm also scared. Does this make me even lesser of a man? This will go down in 45 minutes.

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Old 01-18-2009, 01:36 PM   #2
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Old 01-18-2009, 01:36 PM   #3
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Old 01-18-2009, 01:37 PM   #4
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Hey. I usually have this done on a regular basis (although I've been lazy lately, I need to go back). If you're a bit of Austin Powers like I am, it's kinda painful, but nothing unbearable. It doesn't make you any less of a man, no.
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My wife made me do this. Here is the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZC6m-_8Prc

Shortly after that, she left me for a woman.
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How far down the chest and back? So you are going to have these hairy-ass legs and bald top?
Haha. "Does the collar match the cuffs" comes to mind
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How far down the chest and back? So you are going to have these hairy-ass legs and bald top?
Geez man i dunno...I wasn't aware I had options I guess....what should I do? Actually, if it matters, I dont really have that hairy of legs.
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Old 01-18-2009, 01:43 PM   #8
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Hey. I usually have this done on a regular basis (although I've been lazy lately, I need to go back). If you're a bit of Austin Powers like I am, it's kinda painful, but nothing unbearable. It doesn't make you any less of a man, no.
Thanks Nuje...that helps!! Sports Junky... Yuou SUCK!
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Old 01-18-2009, 01:43 PM   #9
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Did you also get your vagina waxed?
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Quick Fotze....I'm runnin outta time here...lol
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Old 01-18-2009, 02:48 PM   #11
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My wife made an appointment for me to have a chest and back wax for our holidays. (I'm pretty hairy) Does this make me less of a man? I'm also scared. Does this make me even lesser of a man? This will go down in 45 minutes.

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It's just the chest and back, so no worries. Go any lower and it really does hurt...
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Old 01-18-2009, 02:49 PM   #12
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My wife made an appointment for me to have a chest and back wax for our holidays. (I'm pretty hairy) Does this make me less of a man? I'm also scared. Does this make me even lesser of a man? This will go down in 45 minutes.

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don't do it!!!!!!
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It really depends on your pain tolerance level and your tolerance for heat. I usually get it done every couple of months and it isn't really too bad. My first time was bad but after a couple times you get used to it. If possible ask for a cold water towel it helps with the pain and heat.
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Old 01-18-2009, 03:06 PM   #14
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I did it once. I had to hold and squeeze a tennis ball or I would have punched my wife in the sternum. Don't wear a white shirt.
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Did you also get your vagina waxed?
if someone has to get their vagina waxed there's something wrong.
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Old 01-18-2009, 03:40 PM   #16
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I would leave my spouse/girlfriend if she booked me an appointment for this.
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Old 01-18-2009, 03:42 PM   #17
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Huh?
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well, vagina is the inside, if that needs waxing there is something wrong lol
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Did you also get your vagina waxed?
No.I'm just a really hairy-chested woman....I mean...ah crap!
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well, vagina is the inside, if that needs waxing there is something wrong lol
Yeah, but with some of the girls that I dated they certainly needed their teeth pulled.
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