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Old 12-08-2010, 04:53 PM   #1
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Inspired by this little gem from the UN thread I thought I'd create a thread for people to vent about constant misquotations.

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I think thus protest too much.
The real quote is
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The lady doth protest too much, methinks
But even the context in which it is usually used is totally wrong. Explained:

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Almost always misquoted as "Methinks the lady doth protest too much," Queen Gertrude's line is both drier than the misquotation (thanks to the delayed "methinks") and much more ironic. Prince Hamlet's question is intended to smoke out his mother, to whom, as he intended, this Player Queen bears some striking resemblances [see THE PLAY'S THE THING]. The queen in the play, like Gertrude, seems too deeply attached to her first husband to ever even consider remarrying; Gertrude, however, after the death of Hamlet's father, has remarried. We don't know whether Gertrude ever made the same sorts of promises to Hamlet's father that the Player Queen makes to the Player King (who will soon be murdered)—but the irony of her response should be clear.

By "protest," Gertrude doesn't mean "object" or "deny"—these meanings postdate Hamlet. The principal meaning of "protest" in Shakespeare's day was "vow" or "declare solemnly," a meaning preserved in our use of "protestation." When we smugly declare that "the lady doth protest too much," we almost always mean that the lady objects so much as to lose credibility. Gertrude says that Player Queen affirms so much as to lose credibility. Her vows are too elaborate, too artful, too insistent. More cynically, the queen may also imply that such vows are silly in the first place, and thus may indirectly defend her own remarriage.
I studied Hamlet in HS and I don't remember being told this. Although that was almost a decade ago.


The other one is "for all intensive purposes". That is not a real phrase. It is actually "for all intents and purposes". Just for fun a few Urban Dictionary definitions of "for all intensive purposes".

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Taken literally, the phrase means "for purposes which are intense. All purposes which are not intense are not included." This is almost completely opposite to what is meant by most people, and is why it is imperitive that persons use the proper phrase.
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Frequently spoken by a complete ####ing ######, usually from Alabama, who intends to say "For all intents and purposes".
Thing is, if no one ever uses it in the correct form does that mean that the incorrect form becomes the real meaning because of the evolution of language?

What other sayings piss you guys off? Irregardless? Could care less? unthaw?

Any other incorrect famous phrases?
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Inspired by this little gem from the UN thread I thought I'd create a thread for people to vent about constant misquotations.



What other sayings piss you guys off? Irregardless? Could care less? unthaw?

Any other incorrect famous phrases?
"Anyways" always bugs me. The correct word is "anyway".

"Anyways" does not exist in standard English and is grammatically incorrect.

Would you say "anymores" or "anyhows"? Of course not... so stop saying "anyways".
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Old 12-08-2010, 04:58 PM   #3
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"I could care less."

Jesus Christ, people, read what you've just written and try to explain to yourselves how it makes any god damn sense!
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Old 12-08-2010, 05:29 PM   #4
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Orientate. Seems like I hear it every day. Bonus points for disorientated.

Edit: apparently they're both good!

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Old 12-08-2010, 05:30 PM   #5
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"I haven't ate yet"

Yes, I do hear people say that a lot.. And no, I don't sell leather pants in the Ozarks.
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Old 12-08-2010, 05:31 PM   #6
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Not something that you really hear people say a lot, but this quote is famous, but it is never even said in the film:

"Play it again, Sam"

From Casablanca.

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When people are upset they are digruntled.

Why is gruntled not a word? Hey, that hot chick is coming home with me. I am so gruntled.
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Not something that you really hear people say a lot, but this quote is famous, but it is never even said in the film:

"Play it again, Sam"

From Casablanca.

You beat me to it, like you said the famous quote is never uttered in the movie.

PS: My favourite movie of all time.
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Old 12-08-2010, 05:42 PM   #9
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It is a fantastic film.
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Old 12-08-2010, 05:52 PM   #10
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He is the same 'heighth as me.'

It's HEIGHT. HEIGHT. NOT HEIGHTH.
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Old 12-08-2010, 05:54 PM   #11
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oh and one more... misquoted lyrics..maybe OT, but...

Everyone knows the real words to Rocket Man are 'Rocket man, burnin up the shoes, the pair I loaned.'

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Actually: for all intents and purposes
Said: for all intensive purposes

Actually: Due to our current fiscal situation, there will be a slight tax increase to pay for services
Said: Read my lips, no new taxes
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He is the same 'heighth as me.'

It's HEIGHT. HEIGHT. NOT HEIGHTH.
That's an American thing I find, quite weird.
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Old 12-08-2010, 06:04 PM   #14
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"I got a ticket for driving with undue care and attention."

Really, the officer gave you a ticket for paying too much attention to your driving?

(Without due care and attention)
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Old 12-08-2010, 06:05 PM   #15
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One of the biggest ones that I forgot is from Empire.

Everyone always quotes it as "Luke, I am your father" when in fact the quote is "No. I am your father".
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"Elementary, my dear Watson" was never said as a phrase by Sherlock Holmes in any published story written by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
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"Beam me up Scotty" was never uttered in Star Trek.



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"If that's what you think, you've got another thing coming..."
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You guys need to take some of these things with a grain assault.
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I know a guy who uses the phrase "physical year" as opposed to "fiscal year". Embarrassing.
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