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Old 09-01-2013, 07:49 PM   #1
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Default I am playing Cookie Clicker

Please kill me, and make it quick.

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Old 09-02-2013, 10:58 AM   #2
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Lol neat little game. I'm up to 62 million cookies per second and 2.5 million cookies per click. 2.245 trillion cookies baked all time.

I was going to try and get all the achievements but I have 47 time machines an the next one is 87 billion cookies, it'll take forever to get enough to get 100.
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Old 09-02-2013, 11:00 AM   #3
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I'm at just under 77M cps, just over 3M cpc, and the grandmatriarch has awoken. I got my 50th time machine, now I'm working on getting my 100th alchemy lab.

EDIT: Whoa, I just strung together a cookie chain for over 6 trillion cookies. After equipment and upgrades, I am now over 163M cps and 6.5M cpc.

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Old 09-02-2013, 12:12 PM   #4
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What's a cookie chain?
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Old 09-02-2013, 05:35 PM   #5
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It came up when red cookies started appearing - red cookies can have positive or negative outcomes, unlike gold cookies which are always positive. When I clicked the red one it gave some message about a cookie chain, and then red and gold cookies kept appearing and I kept clicking until the chain ended.
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Old 09-02-2013, 08:47 PM   #6
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I hate you for posting this. How does saving works? Cookies, IP? I dont want to lose my progress. Also does it work when your browser is closed.
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Old 09-02-2013, 09:10 PM   #7
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Probably cookies (heh). It doesn't seem to run while browser is closed, and I tried opening it in an incognito window (which will ignore cookies) and it was a new game, reopened in my regular browser and it resumed my game.
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Old 09-02-2013, 09:12 PM   #8
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I hate you for posting this. How does saving works? Cookies, IP? I dont want to lose my progress. Also does it work when your browser is closed.
It autosaves, and you can also manually save. But it does not progress if you close out of it, it needs to stay open in a browser for things to run.

I've decided to save up for the Kitten Engineers upgrade. It costs 9 trillion cookies, I have about 3.4 trillion saved at the moment. I am making 198M cookies per second currently, and just under 8M cookies per click.

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Old 09-02-2013, 09:32 PM   #9
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Lol the 101st time machine is 144 trillion cookies.
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Old 09-02-2013, 09:35 PM   #10
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Did you get 100? Nice. I only have 60 right now. I'm going to by my upgrades before going back to buildings. I decided I can save faster with golden cookies by not spending. If I get a lucky cookie, I get 10% of my banked cookies -- so that can be about 466B currrently. Even for frenzy cookies, I get about 100B plus whatever I click.
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Old 09-02-2013, 09:40 PM   #11
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Lol no, at least not naturally.. I think I had 35 time machines and decided I wanted to see some of the more end game stuff without waiting ()

But yeah in hindsight that's a good strategy, lucky is dependent on how many cookies you have so running near zero to get building upgrades means low lucky rewards.
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so im the only one who is using an automatic mouse clicker? Im not wrecking my left click for this addictive garbage!
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Lol no, at least not naturally.. I think I had 35 time machines and decided I wanted to see some of the more end game stuff without waiting ()

But yeah in hindsight that's a good strategy, lucky is dependent on how many cookies you have so running near zero to get building upgrades means low lucky rewards.
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so im the only one who is using an automatic mouse clicker? Im not wrecking my left click for this addictive garbage!
I don't click except for during the frenzies.
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Old 09-02-2013, 09:41 PM   #14
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It was either that or not get any work done tomorrow, I like my job
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Damn you TTC. Boy is this crap addicting. I'm currently at 43.2 cookies per second. The counter just flies up without me clicking lol.
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I am confused, where are these golden cookies and stuff?

It shows I clicked one but I have no idea where.
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Old 09-02-2013, 11:09 PM   #18
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Must....get...TIME MACHINE!!!!
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WTF????




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Old 09-03-2013, 01:14 PM   #20
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The best part of the game for me is this:

Time Machine.
Brings Cookies from the past, before they were even eaten.

I have 100 of everything but Lab, Portal and Time Machine. No idea what the golden or red cookie thing is yet, but it shows me getting one in my stats.
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