Three people trap you in a room and want to kill you...

[Pizza]

Those three people who trap you in a room are A Zombie, a Nazi and a Canucks fan. The Nazi and Canucks fan are armed with a blunt object. You have 2 bullets, who do you shoot?

[pylon]

The Canucks fan, twice.

Just to be sure.

[KelVarnsen]

Canuck fan twice. Then you throw the gun at them.

[OILFAN #81]

The Nazi and Zombie. The Canuck fan will just dive.

[Lego Man]

False.

Line them up all in a row, and shoot the gun aiming at the throat.

Bang!

Through the first, then second, then third throat.

All three bleed to death.

One bullet left.

[DownhillGoat]

What horrible twist of karma got me trapped in a room with a Canucks fan?

[ResAlien]

The zombie twice in the head. Eliminates that threat. Fight the Nazi to the death. The Canuck fan is too busy being a little bitch to be a problem, rip their throat out at your leisure.

[Pizza]

Originally Posted by mpaca

False.

Line them up all in a row, and shoot the gun aiming at the throat.

Bang!

Through the first, then second, then third throat.

All three bleed to death.

One bullet left.

you're forgetting that all 3 are out to kill you, and that this isnt MW3

[Tailgator]

Wait for the Canuck fan, who is surely a professional anarchist,to fry himself with a badly made molotav cocktail, then shoot the Nazi while he tries to burn books in the fire. Last bullet is for the zombie.

[Gozer]

Shoot the Canuck fan immediately; cannot be trusted nor reasoned with.
At that point, attempt to turn the Nazi against the Zombie with pop-culture video game references or basterdized Indiana Jones folklore - whether or not your attempt succeeds, shoot the Nazi as well.

If the Nazi did kill the zombie, attempt to kill the Nazi. If not, only shoot to maim so the zombie will divert his attention to the easiest BRAINS possible. At that point, bludgeoning/taunting/fleeing shall be re-evaluated on a case-by-case basis.

[First Lady]

I'd ask which one uses the handle "Pizza" on CP... the other two would take him out.

[Kidder]

You leave the one with the least brain function for last.

So shoot the Nazi and the Zombie.

[Pierre "Monster" McGuire]

I'd be just as worried about the Canucks fan biting me as the zombie biting me.

Shoot those two.

Nazi's are easily manipulated and brainwashed... I can eliminate the threat.

[puckluck]

Shoot the Nazi and Zombie and then kill the Canuck fan with a spoon.

[CaptainCrunch]

Aim the gun at the Canuck fan, he'll dive for the floor and play dead while looking for a referee that isn't there. The Zombie will attack the Canuck fan and starve to death due to a lack of bains.

Then shoot the Nazi twice

[Handsome B. Wonderful]

Originally Posted by Pizza

Those three people who trap you in a room are A Zombie, a Nazi and a Canucks fan. The Nazi and Canucks fan are armed with a blunt object. You have 2 bullets, who do you shoot?

So I'm up against two Zombies and a Nazi?

[pylon]

Originally Posted by Handsome B. Wonderful

So I'm up against two Zombies and a Nazi?

No, two Nazi's and a Zombie.

[Wormius]

Wouldn't you want to shoot the Nazi and Canuck's fan, steal their blunts, get high and forget about the zombie eating you?

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Handsome B. Wonderful

So I'm up against two Zombies and a Nazi?

Whoa, lets not go and start denigrating Zombies with those kinds of remarks.

[saskflames69]

Say "Go Bruins Go!" and the Canuck fan will begin to get angry. Eventually he will jump up and down in anger shouting profanities directed towards Brad Marchand. The Nazi will see this and throw a flash bang at the Canuck fan. The flash bang will hit the Canuck fan in the balls, rendering him harmless and turtled up into a ball. Then you can shoot the other two.