I know they're not dead, but Steven Wright and Emo Phillips have gone very incognito and for all intents and purposes are dead-ish.
Emo:
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."
I said, "You'll be sorry."
He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?"
I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Steven:
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.
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