So I just got a DUI

[Old Yeller]

I regulary Drive after having 6 or more drinks

Oh was this not a public poll?

[Locke]

Originally Posted by fotze

Oh crap, now you went and did it...........

CRUCIFY HIM!! KILL HIM WITH FIRE!!

[Ford Prefect]

I like to grab a dozen, find a drinking buddy and hit the back roads looking for dogs, cats, rabbits, etc. to run over. It's a real challenge to hit the little buggers after 5 or 6 road pops.

[Rhettzky]

Originally Posted by Ford Prefect

I like to grab a dozen, find a hooker and hit 3rd avenue looking for blow.

Me too.

[burn_this_city]

Originally Posted by Ford Prefect

I like to grab a dozen, find a drinking buddy and hit the back roads looking for dogs, cats, rabbits, etc. to run over. It's a real challenge to hit the little buggers after 5 or 6 road pops.

Sounds exactly like someone I know.. even though you are completely joking

[ok, ok,....I get it]

Originally Posted by stang

If I got a DUI my WIFE (notice not EX) wouldnt even come pick me up, she would let me stay there until sober, then walk my sorry arse home.

man your sister is mean!

[ok, ok,....I get it]

Originally Posted by ResAlien

So yeah, weak. Heading home from the bar with a girl, get pulled over for a head light that apparently just went out. Yeah, I'm an idiot for not noticing. Processed, fingerprinted, court date, was at least smart enough to be polite and get out the same night. Had the Ex wife pick me up. So, this was in Douglas County CO, any words of wisdom or advice? Feel free to pile on the jokes and / or smack talking, at this point I deserve it. Dammit.

maybe post on a US site where the knowledge US law maybe greater.

[jayswin]

Originally Posted by Locke

CRUCIFY HIM!! KILL HIM WITH FIRE!!

Seriously guys, is the over the top sarcasm really nessecary? CP isn't that bad for self righteousness. You just have follow a few rules to not get crucified on here...

-Never even think about having a drink and driving

-Don't even think about charging above face value for ONE Flames game, or else you're scum of the earth to CP'ers.

-If you get a traffic ticket, don't even THINK about asking for advice on how to get it reduced, if you do, you're just an ignorant **** who's wasting taxpayers money and the courts time, how dare you even think about using a process that is rightfully yours to use, you selfish prick!!

-If you've EVER done drugs in your life, you shouldn't even be posting on CP, this site is for perfect citizens only.

-Don't let your dog off it's leash in a non off-leash area you scum bags

Basically, to be a good person in the eyes of the CP masses, you should just become a devoted christian, and dedicate your life to helping others and.........no wait, I forgot, you get torn apart for believing in a religion on CP as well.

ummmm.... yeah, maybe just do what I do...say the opposite of what you want to say and you'll be okay

example.... Has anyone ever drinkin and driven in their life?

flameswin: No, I haven't, like the rest of CP (apparantly) I have never once in my life had 2 or 3 beers at a neighborhood pub, and driven home when I may have blown over if I was pulled over by the cops. My name is flameswin, and I'm perfect.

[burn_this_city]

Originally Posted by flameswin

Seriously guys, is the over the top sarcasm really nessecary? CP isn't that bad for self righteousness. You just have follow a few rules to not get crucified on here...

-Never even think about having a drink and driving

-Don't even think about charging above face value for ONE Flames game, or else you're scum of the earth to CP'ers.

-If you get a traffic ticket, don't even THINK about asking for advice on how to get it reduced, if you do, you're just an ignorant **** who's wasting taxpayers money and the courts time, how dare you even think about using a process that is rightfully yours to use, you selfish prick!!

-If you've EVER done drugs in your life, you shouldn't even be posting on CP, this site is for perfect citizens only.

-Don't let your dog off it's leash in a non off-leash area you scum bags

Basically, to be a good person in the eyes of the CP masses, you should just become a devoted christian, and dedicate your life to helping others and.........no wait, I forgot, you get torn apart for believing in a religion on CP as well.

ummmm.... yeah, maybe just do what I do...say the opposite of what you want to say and you'll be okay

example.... Has anyone ever drinkin and driven in their life?

flameswin: No, I haven't, like the rest of CP (apparantly) I have never once in my life had 2 or 3 beers at a neighborhood pub, and driven home when I may have blown over if I was pulled over by the cops. My name is flameswin, and I'm perfect.

No wonder everyone here hates me..