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Old 07-19-2010, 01:43 PM   #121
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:47 PM   #122
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Who the hell invented STI's anyway!?

What kind of a sick joke is that... its like booby trapping a playground..

"Hey kids, here is a super cool slide to use IWHT RAZORBLADES OF DEAHT ALL IN IT MWUWHAHAHHAHAHAHA"

Right up there with Hitler and Judas..
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:51 PM   #123
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That is one midway ride I would not want to go on.
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:54 PM   #124
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Yup, apparently the term to use now is STI.
I actually had a teacher friend of mine correct me on the issue when I used "STD" instead.
This makes the abbreviation on my timesheets for "Short Term Disability" much less awkward when you have to submit them to your boss.
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:59 PM   #125
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Tiger's mistake was to sleep with people more than once.
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Now the challenge is over Christina does have regrets. "Good friends stuck by me but others accused me of being a slut. I took things too far. Now all I want to do is settle down. I just hope I haven't put men off."
I wonder why....

That said, she's surprisingly good looking....I don't think it was much of a "challenge".
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:02 PM   #127
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This is how people acquire 'attributed celebrity.' This chick actually has more celebrity draw to her than Paris Hilton.

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oh for sure, I would totally take her down.

Honest to god, by a show of hands, number of guys in this thread if you never read this story and this chick comes up to you in a bar, hits on you for a bit makes it seem like YOU are picking HER up... would you go home with her?

I say yes.
This chick? Does she tell you that shes plowed a decent sized rural village?

I say no. Even triple-bagged, I say no. Sorry, I dont find the novelty of banging someone whos into quadruple digits.

She may 'know things' or she could be the equivalent of jerking it with a leather wallet.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:02 PM   #128
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Tiger's mistake was to sleep with people more than once.
... and to give them his personal contact information...
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:03 PM   #129
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:05 PM   #130
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This is why they invented fisting, sign me up.

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Talking about going viral, she gives a new meaning to going viral
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:27 PM   #133
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I think whoever started the thread should probably update the total of men retroactively. I'm sure its up to 1006 by now.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:37 PM   #134
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I think whoever started the thread should probably update the total of men retroactively. I'm sure its up to 1006 by now.
There is only going to be 1001. Hahahahahaha...
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:39 PM   #135
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There is only going to be 1001. Hahahahahaha...
She wishes! It's not like an odometer, it doesn't go back to zero unfortunately. Plus you can tell as soon as you look under the hood!
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Body shops can restore vehicles to almost near pristine condition, regardless of miles on the chasis or wear and tear on the upholstery.

Maybe she should talk to A-1 autobody.....
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:47 PM   #137
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I have my own term, STA - sexually transmitted awesomeness!
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Old 07-19-2010, 03:14 PM   #138
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She may be pretty in the face, but I bet by now her genitals look like a pizza burger.

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Old 07-19-2010, 03:14 PM   #139
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Disgusting woman with zero self respect.

I feel sorry for the poor shmuck who marries this broad.......because you just know she won't disclose the number...
..her meat curtains must be massive...
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Old 07-19-2010, 03:18 PM   #140
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Disgusting woman with zero self respect.

I feel sorry for the poor shmuck who marries this broad.......because you just know she won't disclose the number...
..her meat curtains must be massive...
Not if she's into Asian guys......
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