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Maritime Q-Scout · 06-14-2006, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by rubecube

I'd probably do Courtney Love.

*shudder* REALLY?!

Now THAT ladies and gentlemen is a "dirty" little secret

Maritime Q-Scout · 06-14-2006, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Antithesis

I think you're spot on with Courtney Love = Edmonton, but wouldn't Vancouver be the vapid airhead type? Say ... Jessica Simpson? I dunno, she's too good-looking. We need someone who's vapid, completely idiotic, high on themselves while not being all that good looking and very annoying all at the same time ... but I've somehow managed to get off-topic in an off-topic thread ...

Ok sorry

Vancouver Canucks = Paris Hilton

Rosie O'Donnell = Toronto Maple Leafs

Antithesis · 06-14-2006, 05:44 PM

Yes, yes ... excellent!

Eastern Girl · 06-14-2006, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Buff

Just b/c I would tease you in the gamethreads when I knew you weren't able to watch the games? Sheesh! You gotta learn to relax!

lol, Sorry Buff but your teasing has ruined me for all men. It just cut me too deep.

Wookie · 06-14-2006, 05:49 PM

posted about 20 little secrets that most people would probably think much less of me for, be shocked that someone could be so cruel, or shallow

but didn't, not because I care, but because I don't like the possibility of public records..

So, the one thing I'll admit to is posting a lot more often then I really have posts because probably 60% of things I type then remove..

calf · 06-14-2006, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by TheyCallMeBruce

1) I once provoked a calf to go nuts on my friends, escaping before the chaos, leaving my friends to fend for themselves.

what the deuce?

Canada 02 · 06-14-2006, 07:46 PM

1234

NSFL · 06-14-2006, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Lombogirl

When I eat M&M's or Smarties, I have to eat the colors in equal amounts or I feel guilty for favoring some over others.

Same. And honey garlic chicken wings give me nightmares.

Edit: And I have a tendency of killing threads...

GreenTeaFrapp · 06-14-2006, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Antithesis

I think you're spot on with Courtney Love = Edmonton, but wouldn't Vancouver be the vapid airhead type? Say ... Jessica Simpson? I dunno, she's too good-looking. We need someone who's vapid, completely idiotic, high on themselves while not being all that good looking and very annoying all at the same time ... but I've somehow managed to get off-topic in an off-topic thread ...

Try Ashlee Simpson, pre nose job.

Lombogirl · 06-14-2006, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Maritime Q-Scout

Lombogirl, not all guys are evil, and disgusting, take a swing by Nova Scotia and I'll take you out for a cup of coffee and tell you all about how there are still good guys out there

I'm not at the point that I believe all guys are evil and disgusting, I just think they like to plot and manipulate and make nice girls go insane. Ladies, are you with me on this one?

jroc · 06-14-2006, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by J pold

Once I was dating a girl, and them pulled the swictharoo right to her best friend, it took awhile to get things are settled down between them, but once I did I broke up with the second girl because she had bad breath

are you by any chance jerry seinfeld??? that is two episodes tied into one!!!!

the switcheroo with the roomates where he suggests the menagetwa (horrible spelling, damn french people), and also the one where hes dating the toilet mouth girl!!!

AC · 06-14-2006, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by jroc

menagetwa (horrible spelling, damn french people)

Normally I wouldn't say something... but that is too funny!

Menage a trois!

FireFly · 06-14-2006, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Lombogirl

I'm not at the point that I believe all guys are evil and disgusting, I just think they like to plot and manipulate and make nice girls go insane. Ladies, are you with me on this one?

I don't think I'm there yet, I think I make myself insane by picking the wrong guys. I like to pamper my men but I don't want to pay their damn bills anymore!

SebC · 06-14-2006, 11:10 PM

Phanutier is stalking me. (I still don't know who he is.)

Calgary Flames · 06-14-2006, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by FireFly

I don't think I'm there yet, I think I make myself insane by picking the wrong guys. I like to pamper my men but I don't want to pay their damn bills anymore!

You've payed a guys bills?? Wowwwwwwww. That's pathetic. I've got no money to my name right now but I wouldn't let a woman pay my bills.

peter12 · 06-14-2006, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Calgary Flames

You've payed a guys bills?? Wowwwwwwww. That's pathetic. I've got no money to my name right now but I wouldn't let a woman pay my bills.

Ahahahahaha Jordan falls flat on his face again. I love you man.

FireFly · 06-15-2006, 12:05 AM

How about I paid my bills, and they lived with me. It's not like I said, "Sure, I'll pay for your car and cell phone." It was more like they moved in and I still ended up paying the bills. But thanks for calling me pathetic. At least I'm not a jackass.

JiriHrdina · 06-15-2006, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Calgary Flames

You've payed a guys bills?? Wowwwwwwww. That's pathetic. I've got no money to my name right now but I wouldn't let a woman pay my bills.

Do you live at home still?

Isn't your mom techinically paying your bills?

jroc · 06-15-2006, 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by AnthonyCook

Normally I wouldn't say something... but that is too funny!

Menage a trois!

haha at least i got the "menage" part right

jroc · 06-15-2006, 02:02 AM

way way back in grade 9 I dated Jpold's little sister for like 2 weeks.... he's still very bitter about it to this day