04-26-2017, 01:49 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by Diemenz
Never make permanent decisions on temporary feelings.
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90 second rule
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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04-26-2017, 03:53 PM
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#122
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Franchise Player
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Hate us cause they ain't us.
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04-26-2017, 05:26 PM
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#123
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: May 2008
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They've done studies, 60% of the time, it works every time.
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04-26-2017, 05:33 PM
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#124
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Norm!
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What does this button do?
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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04-26-2017, 05:50 PM
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#125
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Franchise Player
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You don't have to be right, just be sure
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04-26-2017, 05:53 PM
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#126
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
What does this button do?
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Don't press that button.
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Pass the bacon.
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04-26-2017, 05:57 PM
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#127
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DuffMan
Don't press that button.
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I am Groot
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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04-26-2017, 05:59 PM
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#128
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That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
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Better than a poke in the eye with a pointed stick.
BOHICA. Bend over here it comes again.
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04-26-2017, 07:07 PM
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#129
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South of Calgary North of 'Merica
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When life gives you lemons, just say "f*** the lemons" and bail
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Thanks to Halifax Drunk for the sweet Avatar 
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04-26-2017, 07:23 PM
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#130
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: California
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It's your ass that makes you look fat not the pants
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04-26-2017, 07:27 PM
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#131
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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The naked truth is way better than a well-dressed lie.
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04-26-2017, 08:26 PM
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#132
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Dec 2014
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When the sign says do not feed the bears, maaaan you'd better not feed the bears.
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04-26-2017, 08:32 PM
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#133
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Our Jessica Fletcher
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This thread supposed to be about harsh truths, or is it words of advice?
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04-26-2017, 08:47 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Shanghai
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Fonz
This thread supposed to be about harsh truths, or is it words of advice?
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It's the platitude thread. Want some advice? Go with the flow.
Learn to forgive and forget because time heals all wounds and everything happens for a reason. Also, people are your most important asset in life, so remember that teamwork makes the dream work and there's no I in team. Furthermore, although the definition of insanity is doing the same thing again and again while expecting different results, keep in mind that winners never quit, hard work always pays off and good things come to those who wait. After all, God has a plan for you.
Such is life.
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"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"
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04-26-2017, 09:08 PM
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#135
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Toronto
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You can only be burned by someone you trust - Common Intelligence quote
Never let them see you bleed, and always have an escape plan - Q's last words to Bond
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04-26-2017, 10:21 PM
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#136
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First Line Centre
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You can't fix stupid.
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04-26-2017, 10:22 PM
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#137
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First Line Centre
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Everybody has a plan until he gets punched in the face.
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04-26-2017, 10:26 PM
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#138
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Pigeon Lake
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Your all over the road like a saddle on a sow!
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04-27-2017, 02:26 AM
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#139
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Franchise Player
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you really wanted.
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04-27-2017, 03:46 AM
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#140
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hockey_Ninja
Being a virgin in your 20's sucks
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If you don't try too hard to get laid, you'll get laid faster.
Where most guys fail is in going to desperate measures to get some. Girls expect that, they're not stupid. They see it and know exactly what you're doing, and it don't look good. Be the guy that is content with himself and the situation, and would be fine whether the girl talks to him or not. And then just be yourself when she comes knocking cause of curiosity.
Be comfortable in your own skin and soon you'll be chuckling at these guys tripping over each other to get some attention while you've got a girl's company whenever you want it.
Good luck, soldier. 
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