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Old 01-07-2009, 11:14 AM   #81
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They were about a $1 down there.

No microwave??!? You luddite!
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Old 01-07-2009, 11:17 AM   #82
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or hanging out at U & Me in Chinatown at 3 AM.
Will the ghost in the washrooms scare you away then?
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No microwave??!? You luddite!
What the hell do I need a microwave for? I can't think of a single use I'd have for one.
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Old 01-07-2009, 11:19 AM   #84
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What the hell do I need a microwave for? I can't think of a single use I'd have for one.
TV Dinners.
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What the hell do I need a microwave for? I can't think of a single use I'd have for one.
It would work great for drying your hemp and pre-heating your patchoulie oil.
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TV Dinners.
Do they still make those?
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Now that we're modifying behavior based soley on generalizations, I think a better place to avoid for safety reasons would be gyms with young 20 something members that feature machete scars on their arms and/or other limbs.
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It would work great for drying your hemp and pre-heating your patchoulie oil.
I prefer to warm those things up by setting hobos on fire. Their alcohol content creates just the right temperature and the scents from the hemp and oil covers up the unique aroma they typically have. It's a win win situation!
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Old 01-07-2009, 11:27 AM   #89
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Will the ghost in the washrooms scare you away then?
Ooh tell me more.

Edit: and No, I've never been into the washrooms there.

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That's just wrong. Everyone knows you don't put metal objects, like the bell, in the microwave.
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Isn't it the basement washrooms of Calgary Court Restaurant (near Ho Won's Chinese Restaurant - aka the Place with the good salt and pepper squid) that is haunted?
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Isn't it the basement washrooms of Calgary Court Restaurant (near Ho Won's Chinese Restaurant - aka the Place with the good salt and pepper squid) that is haunted?
Supposedly both. I hate using the Calgary Court washroom. So flipping scary down there.
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What the hell do I need a microwave for? I can't think of a single use I'd have for one.
Defrosting frozen meat?
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Defrosting frozen meat?
You have a point there.

Although I hate doing it since the microwave tends to cook the outside before the inside is thawed out.
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You have a point there.

Although I hate doing it since the microwave tends to cook the outside before the inside is thawed out.
Yeah, I know what you mean. I have a Panasonic and it's fantastic at defrosting evenly. It's the first microwave I've had that actually did it properly.
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I had to go into Memory Express this morning.. Threw my vest on after hearing Asians possibly own it.
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I was at Tim Hortons today and this Asian guy asked me what time it was.

Needless to say, I ran for my life.
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Yeah, I know what you mean. I have a Panasonic and it's fantastic at defrosting evenly. It's the first microwave I've had that actually did it properly.
But, did you take into account where your microwave was built and where Panasonic is headquarted?

Silly honkey.
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I was watching that scotiabank breakfast nook commercial and had to shut it off halfway through. I was terrified.

Okay, maybe you're not nook people. But that Scotiabank financial advisor isn't necessarily a gun-toting criminal person and she still let you into her office!
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