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			Embarrassing myself in front of the opposite sex
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			10-10-2008, 10:14 PM
			
			
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			#82
			
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			Apparently I am a master of motivation. 
Tonight while coaching I discovered a new gem:
 
"Run faster, if I catch up with you I'm going to kick you square in the Nuts!"
 
The beatings will continue!!!  
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			10-10-2008, 10:30 PM
			
			
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			^^^^is good at post whoring up CP. 
 
....oh, wrong thread. 
 
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			10-10-2008, 11:09 PM
			
			
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			Good thread idea! 
 
I'm tempted to include things that I do a lot of--writing, teaching, scrabble, being a political wonk, arguing, taking faceoffs (a few of you may remember my thread about that) training dogs, etc.   
 
But what I'm really good at is seeming to be good at things.  This is what grad school really teaches you.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-10-2008, 11:15 PM
			
			
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			I discovered I am good at getting under Azure's skin.... 
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-10-2008, 11:42 PM
			
			
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					Originally Posted by  Locke
					 
				 
				Apparently I am a master of motivation. 
Tonight while coaching I discovered a new gem:
 "Run faster, if I catch up with you I'm going to kick you square in the Nuts!" 
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That reminds me of a middle-aged, overweight, heavy smoking gym teacher I had in high school.  He made the same threat to a me and a buddy who weren't into running laps. We simply ran about 10 feet in front of him and after about 3 laps he had to stop and hack up a lung. That was the end of Mr. Gym Teacher running laps.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-10-2008, 11:45 PM
			
			
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			Locke is overweight ,heavy smoking a big drinker and has a funny hat.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
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			10-10-2008, 11:55 PM
			
			
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				Locke is overweight ,heavy smoking a big drinker and has a funny hat. 
			
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... and that is what you are good at?   
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-11-2008, 10:01 AM
			
			
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			10-11-2008, 10:22 AM
			
			
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			Blowing "Spit-Bubbles" off my tongue. 
Remembering stupid irrelevant things. 
Used to be good at swimming. 
Whistling really loud.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			10-11-2008, 12:51 PM
			
			
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Oh yah, I forgot that I'm awesome at cribbage. I was up 27-0 on one girlfriend, and then she didn't want to play anymore, which was sad as she used to really like cribbage. There's a lesson about life in there somewhere, but I'm too self-centred to appreciate it.
		  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			10-11-2008, 05:04 PM
			
			
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			- subdividing polyrythyms  
- impressions (favorite is Chewbacca) 
- knowing the time without using a clock, can guess the time within 5 mins. 
- snapping pennies with my thumb and middle finger hard enough to bury them in drywall 
- talking my way out of traffic tix 
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			10-11-2008, 05:13 PM
			
			
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			- Remembering peoples names and birthdays 
- Movie trivia 
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			10-11-2008, 05:45 PM
			
			
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			^^^ same 
 
remembering useless facts. 
 
You give me a textbook and let me study for a month and I'll still fail the exam. 
 
But I can remember things that happened 20 years ago.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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