10-04-2018, 07:55 PM
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#81
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That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
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TIL that a bunch of CPers have no idea what germophobe or hypochondriac means.
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10-04-2018, 08:02 PM
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#82
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Calgary
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Only one I see as an issue is the soft black plastic escalator handles.
Door handles people use and touch the metal for 2 seconds.
The escalator handles people dig their sweaty palms and fingers into for 20 or 30 seconds.That soft plastic or rubber is a bit warm and soft so the grease and grime and cultures from those squeezing sweaty hands, both stays on top and absorbed easier, and thus lives on in the pores for and indeterminate amount of time.
A door handle may get a spray down by cleaning stdd, but my guess is those escalator bandles, given their material, can't really get cleaned throughly ever, as getting those things wet from cleaning isn't likely a good long term idea for those things to last.
Moreover, there is no reason on an escalator to use your hands on those thing, as the escalator is already doing all the work, no need to balance of brace yourself.
Last edited by browna; 10-04-2018 at 08:05 PM.
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10-04-2018, 08:05 PM
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#83
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Banknotes have traces of drugs on them including cocaine
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The researchers also tested 27 bills from Canada and found that 85 per cent contained traces of the drug, with amounts ranging from 2.4 micrograms to more than 2,530 micrograms of coke per banknote.
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https://www.theglobeandmail.com/life...rticle4282444/
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10-04-2018, 09:09 PM
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#84
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Dion
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Come on Dion. We're talking about disgusting things here.
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Originally Posted by MisterJoji
Johnny eats garbage and isn’t 100% committed.
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10-04-2018, 09:14 PM
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#85
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Vancouver
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Originally Posted by nik-
Hotel TV remotes.
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One of my favourite things about staying in hotels is rubbing my **** all over the remote before I go.
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10-04-2018, 09:22 PM
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#86
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary
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Handkerchiefs. I remember one of my old professors used one. Guy would pull it out of his pocket, blow his nose in it, and then stuff it back in his pocket to use again later. Gross.
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10-04-2018, 09:24 PM
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#87
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction
One of my favourite things about staying in hotels is rubbing my **** all over the remote before I go.
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I carry it around the room tucked under my nuts like an inverse kangaroo pouch.
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Johnny eats garbage and isn’t 100% committed.
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10-04-2018, 09:48 PM
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#88
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Kelowna, BC
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Originally Posted by Machiavelli
I've always thought toothbrushes are disgusting
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10-04-2018, 10:00 PM
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#89
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Franchise Player
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Smoking. I know the old fogeys can't quit now but anyone under 25? seriously.
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10-04-2018, 10:19 PM
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#90
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction
One of my favourite things about staying in hotels is rubbing my **** all over the remote before I go.
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"Honey, I have no idea how I could have got herpes!"
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10-04-2018, 11:10 PM
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#91
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by Sliver
Dang, Misterpants is here. I know him IRL. He could write a book on his weird germaphobeisms.
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Originally Posted by Misterpants
Haha, like the guy at work who takes common work files to the crapper?
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wait wait wait does this mean that sliver is the work file crapper at your office?
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10-04-2018, 11:36 PM
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#92
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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This thread is one of the best Sliver threads ever. So many legends, and everyone is on their A game. I'm still laughing about the inverse kangaroo pouch! Carry on. 10/10.
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10-05-2018, 04:22 AM
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#94
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Apr 2015
Location: Vancouver, BC
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You guys are over reacting. It's not like you're Connor McDavid and a strep throat will take you out of commission for 20 games. /s
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10-05-2018, 06:06 AM
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#95
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by Sliver
Yeah, I use tape, but that doesn't help me when somebody licks their germs all over my incoming mail.
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Open your mail with a letter opener along the short edge.
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10-05-2018, 06:45 AM
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#96
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Franchise Player
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Other people’s genitals . And somehow society has deemed it appropriate to touch them with our hands and mouths to show ultimate affection
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10-05-2018, 07:03 AM
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#97
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Calgary
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How long do some of you think bacteria and viruses can survive on dry surfaces? Most bacteria can survive on a dry surface for less than 15 minutes. Viruses, even less.
The sender can lick the entire envelope, dry hump it and then wipe his ass with it. By the time it arrives through the mail, it'll have nothing living on it.
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10-05-2018, 07:34 AM
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#98
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Calgary
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Originally Posted by CaptainYooh
Airport security clearance areas. The amount of humiliation passengers have to take nowadays is outright disgusting. NEXUS or no NEXUS... Standing in lines. Taking shoes off and walking barefoot on the floor that's mopped by the same mops they use to clean washrooms. Taking your belt off and putting it on in front of everyone else at the risk of your pants falling off. Having your completely trivial private stuff touched and taken all out of your carry-on, just because a moron in front of the screen never saw a camera lens before. Being X-ray'd and patted down. Having to explain that this same sealed little bottle of Peptobismol have cleared two securities on the incoming flights without anyone having an issue with it and having to throw it away nevertheless, just because ...
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Oh the humanity!...such humiliation. How do you survive?
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10-05-2018, 07:40 AM
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#99
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Jason14h
Other people’s genitals . And somehow society has deemed it appropriate to touch them with our hands and mouths to show ultimate affection
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Not sure what porn you're watching but actually the genitals are the victims here. Hands and mouths are far dirtier.
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10-05-2018, 07:48 AM
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#100
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2016
Location: Alberta
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GGG
Some days I go lick door handles in Lake Bonivista.
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I remember when the dare used to be to lick the stripper pole.
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