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Old 09-05-2016, 09:09 AM   #81
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It's Friday Friday, gotta get down on Friday.
Partying, partying yeah! Partying partying yeah!

Fun fun fun, looking forward to the weekend.



Huh?
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Old 09-06-2016, 12:49 PM   #82
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Now that she's back from that soul vacation
Tracing her way through the constellation, hey, hey, hey (mmm)
She checks out Mozart while she does tae-bo
Reminds me that there's room to grow, hey, hey, hey (yeah)

Drops of Jupiter - Trane
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Old 09-06-2016, 10:07 PM   #83
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Mr. Roboto

This song is so bad each verse/line could be hated most. One line earlier by Undercover brother.

My most hated verse.

You're wondering who I am (secret secret I've got a secret)
Machine or mannequin (secret secret I've got a secret)
With parts made in Japan (secret secret I've got a secret)
I am the modren man
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Old 09-07-2016, 08:05 AM   #84
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Love, love me do
You know I love you
I'll always be true
So please, love me do
Whoa, love me do
Love, love me do
You know I love you
I'll always be true
So please, love me do
Whoa, love me do
Someone to love
Somebody new
Someone to love
Someone like you
Love, love me do
You know I love you
I'll always be true
So please, love me do
Whoa,…
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Old 09-07-2016, 08:07 AM   #85
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I heat up, I can't cool down
You got me spinnin'
'Round and 'round
'Round and 'round and 'round it goes
Where it stops nobody knows
Every time you call my name
I heat up like a burnin' flame
Burnin' flame full of desire
Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher
Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya
Abra-abra-cadabra
Abracadabra
You make me hot, you make me sigh
You make me laugh, you make me cry
Keep me burnin' for your love
With the touch of a velvet glove
Abra-abra-cadabra
I want to reach out and grab ya
Abra-abra-cadabra
Abracadabra
I feel the magic in your caress
I feel magic when I touch your dress
Silk and satin, leather and lace
Black panties with an angel's face
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Old 09-07-2016, 08:52 AM   #86
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Music is the doctor
Makes you feel like you want to
Listen to the doctor
Just like you ought to
Music is the doctor of my soul
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Old 09-07-2016, 09:02 AM   #87
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Pretty much anything by Queen. Bohemian Rhapsody has to be the most annoying song of all time, but this one has to be the worst lyrically:

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene
And I don't like Star Wars

You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan
Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my

Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah

On your marks get set go

Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle bicycle
(I want a)
Bicycle race

You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America

You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate
For Vietnam or Watergate
'Cause all I want to do is

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle (c'mon), bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like
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Old 09-07-2016, 09:56 AM   #88
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You think Freddie was talking about bikes?
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Old 09-07-2016, 10:01 AM   #89
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You think Freddie was talking about bikes?
I have no idea what he is talking about. Whatever the reference is, I doubt it's that deep. It still sounds ridiculous to me.

Even the non-chorus parts remind me of a high school student's poem.
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Old 09-07-2016, 12:24 PM   #90
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Yep, and there's this piece of Queen idiocy:

Get down, make love
Get down, make love
You take my body
I give you heat
You say you hungry
I give you meat
I suck your mind
You blow my head
Make love - (make love)
Inside your bed - everybody get down, make love
Get down, make love
Get down, make love
Get down, make love


Ya, whatever Freddie.
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Old 09-07-2016, 12:31 PM   #91
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Freddie did write some howlers to rival the great tandem of Stanley/Simmons:


You got red lips
Snakes in your eyes
Long legs, great thighs
You've got the cutest ass I've ever seen
Knock me down for a six anytime anytime
Mmm ha
Look at me - I gotta case of body language
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Old 09-07-2016, 12:58 PM   #92
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Yep, and there's this piece of Queen idiocy:

Get down, make love
Get down, make love
You take my body
I give you heat
You say you hungry
I give you meat
I suck your mind
You blow my head
Make love - (make love)
Inside your bed - everybody get down, make love
Get down, make love
Get down, make love
Get down, make love


Ya, whatever Freddie.
I only ever heard the Nine Inch Nails Version of that song. I didn't even realize it was a Queen song.

I mean, it's glam rock right? It's all about lifestyle and fun over anything really meaningful.
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Old 09-08-2016, 09:33 AM   #93
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^^^*snicker* Those Queen songs are about getting high on cocaine and having indiscriminate (gay) sex with strangers. I mean, I guess it's a lifestyle, but that is pretty Rock and Roll to me. Motley Crue says hi.
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Old 09-08-2016, 09:36 AM   #94
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For my contribution, there is nothing worse than the lyrics to Glycerine by Bush (X). I mean, the whole song is garbage set to a nice melody, but these lines take the cake:

I'm never alone
I'm alone all the time
Are you at one
Or do you lie
We live in a wheel
Where everyone steals
But when we rise it's like strawberry fields
If I treated you bad
You bruise my face
Couldn't love you more
You got a beautiful taste

Bad moon white again....

WTF?!
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Old 09-08-2016, 11:30 AM   #95
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^^^*snicker* Those Queen songs are about getting high on cocaine and having indiscriminate (gay) sex with strangers. I mean, I guess it's a lifestyle, but that is pretty Rock and Roll to me. Motley Crue says hi.
Why the snicker? That's what the term "lifestyle music" means. Lifestyle rock is meant to promote the stereotypical "rock and roll lifestyle".

Rap culture has a similar thing going on with gangsta rap.
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Why the snicker? That's what the term "lifestyle music" means. Lifestyle rock is meant to promote the stereotypical "rock and roll lifestyle".

Rap culture has a similar thing going on with gangsta rap.
Oh nothing against your post, it's just that people kept skirting the real meaning of the lyrics, using euphemisms and such. I just felt the need to say what it was actually about. Carry on.
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I love The Boss, but Blinded By The Light is terrible.
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Old 09-11-2016, 07:33 AM   #99
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Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life? say yes, say yes
Cause I need to know
You say I'll never get your blessing till the day I die
Tough luck my friend but the answer is no!
Why you gotta be so rude?
Don't you know I'm human too
Why you gotta be so rude
I'm gonna marry her anyway
Marry that girl
Marry her anyway
Marry that girl
Yeah no matter what you say
Marry that girl
And we'll be a family
Why you gotta be so rude
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Is it too late now to say sorry?
Cuz I'm missin more than just your body

*Proceeds to not give a single example of things he misses about her, but does mention he's not just trying to get her back on him*
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