My god people, I wasn't trying to be cryptic at all. I want to put bull semen in paint balls. I need this by June 23 because that's when I'm going paint balling with my buddies.
How do you get bull semen in paintballs?
Wait. I didn't really ask that did I?
That's one life skill I'll never need to use when Armageddon overtakes us.
What are you going to do when you tell them you're shooting bull semen at their heads and they pull out real guns?
Cowperson
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Yeah, but I'm probably only going to make 25 - 50 so it's not that big of a deal. Just have to figure out the semen thing still. And no, I'm not going to milk a bull myself. I just want to buy a jar of it or something if that's possible.
Boo, look at the video clip, the epic part of that is being able to give your buddy a picture or video of the bull milking action while he has Bull water taffey dripping off of his chin.
And in paint ball shooting someone in the face is forbidden.
You should use normal paint balls and when you kill someone you finish off the loser with a shot in the face from the most powerful supersoaker you can find.
Sorry pal, we don't take prisoners.
This whole thing sounds like a big bull sperm bukkake party under the guise of a paint ball game.
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That's one life skill I'll never need to use when Armageddon overtakes us.
What are you going to do when you tell them you're shooting bull semen at their heads and they pull out real guns?
Cowperson
On the previous page there is a photo of an empty paint ball. They come in two halves, so I guess I'll just fill up each half and squish them together.
In my perfect world, I would hit that mesh mouth guard so the contents of the paint ball would splatter/vaporize through the mesh and into the guy's face. Having said that, you have to keep your shots below the head so I'll probably wuss out and just shoot people like normal paint balls.
The way to make it fun and not look like a total a-hole is to include a few other guys in on the joke to diffuse the responsibility and make it seem more like a group joke (which is what I would want this to be). It's just a joke, after all, and I hang with a crowd that would find this equal parts disgusting and equal parts hilarious. It'll be well received...I'm not worried.
On the previous page there is a photo of an empty paint ball. They come in two halves, so I guess I'll just fill up each half and squish them together.
No, no.... You fill each half, freeze them, then put them together.
On the previous page there is a photo of an empty paint ball. They come in two halves, so I guess I'll just fill up each half and squish them together.
In my perfect world, I would hit that mesh mouth guard so the contents of the paint ball would splatter/vaporize through the mesh and into the guy's face. Having said that, you have to keep your shots below the head so I'll probably wuss out and just shoot people like normal paint balls.
The way to make it fun and not look like a total a-hole is to include a few other guys in on the joke to diffuse the responsibility and make it seem more like a group joke (which is what I would want this to be). It's just a joke, after all, and I hang with a crowd that would find this equal parts disgusting and equal parts hilarious. It'll be well received...I'm not worried.
But arent you the one that has to handle the semen? They get hit by it in a coated shell at a high velocity while wearing protective gear. Not saying I wouldn't laugh, but I wouldn't want to be involved in any manner that didnt have me watching from a comfortable distance.
Also who doesn't aim for the head in paintball? Especially with semen infused paintballs.
The way to make it fun and not look like a total a-hole is to include a few other guys in on the joke to diffuse the responsibility and make it seem more like a group joke (which is what I would want this to be). It's just a joke, after all, and I hang with a crowd that would find this equal parts disgusting and equal parts hilarious. It'll be well received...I'm not worried.
genius!
