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Old 11-12-2007, 08:25 PM   #61
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Old 11-12-2007, 09:35 PM   #62
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How did this thread go from babies peeing to baby jesus crying so quickly?

In all honesty, I think this is an issue that gets way more hand-wringing than it deserves. They're penises. They do their job. Let's all just be grateful for that and... well... keep the rest to ourselves.
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Old 11-12-2007, 10:17 PM   #63
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Can I call myself an expert?

I'd say cut is better, I just know way too many externally very well-groomed guys that just don't keep it clean down there, which is totally wrong and bizarre for me. On a receiving end, I'd say uncut ones slide around too much in there always feels like it's gonna slip out of the trojan (yes, even the ones that need a magnum)

Wow, that's graphic...
No, graphic would be saying that when you get married and can go bareback you'd rather an uncut man who cleans...
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Can I call myself an expert?

I'd say cut is better, I just know way too many externally very well-groomed guys that just don't keep it clean down there, which is totally wrong and bizarre for me. On a receiving end, I'd say uncut ones slide around too much in there always feels like it's gonna slip out of the trojan (yes, even the ones that need a magnum)

Wow, that's graphic...
WDF?

I gotta stop reading Fotzes threads.
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Old 11-12-2007, 10:31 PM   #65
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Can I call myself an expert?

I'd say cut is better, I just know way too many externally very well-groomed guys that just don't keep it clean down there, which is totally wrong and bizarre for me. On a receiving end, I'd say uncut ones slide around too much in there always feels like it's gonna slip out of the trojan (yes, even the ones that need a magnum)

Wow, that's graphic...
Yes very graphic- if I didn't know what team you were on I'd wonder.


Honestly... keep yourself clean no matter what your orientation, and what you snippage situation is, and there shouldn't be any problems. I don't think anyone you are sleeping with REALLY cares that much, because once you get to that stage it's probably happening whether you are snipped or not.
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Old 11-12-2007, 10:36 PM   #66
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How did this thread go from babies peeing to baby jesus crying so quickly?
That doesn't happen until someone says this thread is useless without pictures....
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Old 11-12-2007, 10:39 PM   #67
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That doesn't happen until someone says this thread is useless without pictures....
I think that falls into the category of "careful what you wish for"!
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Old 11-12-2007, 10:42 PM   #68
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No, graphic would be saying that when you get married and can go bareback you'd rather an uncut man who cleans...
when I get married and can go bareback I'd rather an uncut man who cleans or a cut guy...provided he's really monogamous (hard to find these days)
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Old 11-12-2007, 10:52 PM   #69
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A clean glans wins fans.
Don't be an enigma, wipe the smegma.

Words to live by.
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Old 11-12-2007, 11:05 PM   #70
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Best. Thread. Ever.

We just had a little boy 5 months ago, and our Dr. told us there is no longer any good reason to have him snipped. She also added that there is a fairly high number of reported cases of infection after the "procedure" is done.

I think it's hilarious that this thread started out with a little boy having "ballooning" problems, to a female poster telling us how sex is different with or without the foreskin. Awesome, lol.
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Old 11-12-2007, 11:09 PM   #71
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I think Mr. and Mrs. Fotze have already weighed the pros and cons and their decision should be respected.

Guy was just asking a plumbing question.

If the kid is a chip off the old block, he'll probably figure stuff out on his own.

All sorts of tricks you can perform for self-amusement when you have a foreskin.

Multi-streaming, the spiral dribble, the pulsating sprinkler. All these are possible. Your body is an amusement park.

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Im actually really surprised to read how many guys in here are unsnipped... I kinda thought it was rarer...
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All sorts of tricks you can perform for self-amusement when you have a foreskin.

Multi-streaming, the spiral dribble, the sprinkler. All these are possible.
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Old 11-13-2007, 01:17 AM   #74
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All sorts of tricks you can perform for self-amusement when you have a foreskin.

Multi-streaming, the spiral dribble, the pulsating sprinkler. All these are possible. Your body is an amusement park.
HAHAHA, right on Reggie. The multi streaming was a bit of an issue for me. I pull back to pee so the wife doesn't step in the puddle in the middle of the night.
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HAHAHA, right on Reggie. The multi streaming was a bit of an issue for me. I pull back to pee so the wife doesn't step in the puddle in the middle of the night.
A milimetre nudge here, a flick of the thumb there. It's like working a canvas and you hold a fine sable brush.
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All sorts of tricks you can perform for self-amusement when you have a foreskin.

Multi-streaming, the spiral dribble, the pulsating sprinkler. All these are possible. Your body is an amusement park.
Hahahahaha! Ohhh the mental images.

Realty kicks in when the wife says clean up the dribble off the bowl
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HAHAHA, right on Reggie. The multi streaming was a bit of an issue for me. I pull back to pee so the wife doesn't step in the puddle in the middle of the night.
Make sure you put the seat down afterwards. Nothing worse than hearing a sploosh in the middle of the night and the wife spewing a few expleted words.
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I alway's thought women who have had both, preferred un-cut because of the more natural stroke going on inside her, and the added friction? Now there's a mental image for all the guy's!
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I alway's thought women who have had both, preferred un-cut because of the more natural stroke going on inside her, and the added friction? Now there's a mental image for all the guy's!
boy I was wondering how long it would take for this thread to reach the x-factor
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