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Old 05-23-2012, 03:21 PM   #61
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I don't know Sliver in real life, and I dont plan to be paintballing that day (especially now), but June 23 is my birthday and this whole situation has me very nervous.
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Old 05-23-2012, 03:24 PM   #62
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I could snag some Bear for you - might take a couple of nights, or just one killer weekend
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My god people, I wasn't trying to be cryptic at all. I want to put bull semen in paint balls. I need this by June 23 because that's when I'm going paint balling with my buddies.
Seriously? If anything this got even more cryptic. I don't generally consider paintballing and bull semen to be common themes. And I thought Chronicle vs. Avengers was bad.
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I think you might have better luck on Craigslist. Post an ad in the farm and garden section. If that doesn't work, try the casual encounters section.
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Old 05-23-2012, 03:34 PM   #66
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Funny enough, the bull semen would probably be the easy part. I don't think there is such a thing as paintballs you fill on your own and if you try to get creative by injecting others or making your own or whatever, you'll probably just mess it up enough that they jam the gun and make quite a mess.

Plus you'd be working all day with bull semen. Just to paintball your buddies? The joke will probably end up being on you.
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Funny enough, the bull semen would probably be the easy part. I don't think there is such a thing as paintballs you fill on your own and if you try to get creative by injecting others or making your own or whatever, you'll probably just mess it up enough that they jam the gun and make quite a mess.

Plus you'd be working all day with bull semen. Just to paintball your buddies? The joke will probably end up being on you.
Good point... A super-soaker would probably work better.
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Funny enough, the bull semen would probably be the easy part. I don't think there is such a thing as paintballs you fill on your own and if you try to get creative by injecting others or making your own or whatever, you'll probably just mess it up enough that they jam the gun and make quite a mess.

Plus you'd be working all day with bull semen. Just to paintball your buddies? The joke will probably end up being on you.
Maybe that's his whole plan. Inject them full of bull semen then put them in his buddies guns. Next thing you know, BAM! face full of baby cow batter.
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Next thing you know, BAM! face full of baby cow batter.
You do realize cows are female.
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Now that the word's gotten out, all paintball venues in the area are empty June 23rd.
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Good point... A super-soaker would probably work better.
Pretty sure that the crown would let his former buddies plead down to justifiable homicide.
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Good news, I found some empty paint balls! Basically a buck each, which seems cheap enough to me.
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You do realize cows are female.
baby cow/bull batter

better?
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Good news, I found some empty paint balls! Basically a buck each, which seems cheap enough to me.
Those will be exhibit 'B', this thread will be exhibit 'A'.
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Good news, I found some empty paint balls! Basically a buck each, which seems cheap enough to me.
Wow, nice, I wouldn't think such a thing existed.

Though a buck each? ouch.
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Good news, I found some empty paint balls! Basically a buck each, which seems cheap enough to me.
You are definitely going to be getting your hands dirty filling these...

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I would make sure you freeze your load after you inject the paint balls.

I would also suggest you name your rifle.
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Old 05-23-2012, 03:51 PM   #78
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Wow, nice, I wouldn't think such a thing existed.

Though a buck each? ouch.
Yeah, but I'm probably only going to make 25 - 50 so it's not that big of a deal. Just have to figure out the semen thing still. And no, I'm not going to milk a bull myself. I just want to buy a jar of it or something if that's possible.
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I think he means the batter to make baby cows.

EDIT: explained already.
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You are definitely going to be getting your hands dirty filling these...

Anyone else first read that as FAP4?.....much more fitting a name considering what they will be used for
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