weird random things that have happened to you

[malcolmk14]

Someone pocket dialed my work phone and they were driving, singing along to "I wanna dance with somebody". That went on for about 45 seconds, and the message continued for another couple minutes. Can't figure out who it was.

[IliketoPuck]

A few years ago it seemed like whenever I was driving around town I would see that van that had lady bugs all over it. I forget what it was called, but it started to verge on uncanny how much I would see it. Part of it must have been that I was sub-conciously expecting to see it, so when I did it was AHA!, you again.

[Bigtime]

Originally Posted by IliketoPuck

A few years ago it seemed like whenever I was driving around town I would see that van that had lady bugs all over it. I forget what it was called, but it started to verge on uncanny how much I would see it. Part of it must have been that I was sub-conciously expecting to see it, so when I did it was AHA!, you again.

That was the "Bug Man" he ran a small courier service out of that thing. I remember him dropping off the odd small package to our warehouse (flooring vents, not "other packages").

I haven't seen him in the longest time though, at least 5 years.

[Cecil Terwilliger]

Someone left a voicemail at my work in our general mailbox of people clearly having sex. Well I guess it could have been one person having an awesome time by themselves but it sounded like two different voices.

It went on for about 2 or 3 minutes of moans, screams, humping sounds etc. We never found out if it was a prank or someone pocket dialed us while ####ing.

[Mazrim]

As I was driving out of the parking lot at home this morning, an old VW Van was pulling out of its stall towards my car. I hit the brakes and started to back up, then realized the sun shade was still in the car. It hadn't moved all summer! It was a very strange sight.

It came to a stop eventually, not sure why or how but it looks like the parking brake went.

[I_am_Beast]

Originally Posted by troutman

And your girlfriend talks to parked cars.

true but atleast i don't text you saying i'm sharing a bottle of wine with strange men....

[Komskies]

Originally Posted by JohnnyB

I did....

This isn't a weird random thing happening in a thread about weird random things happening is it??

I think so. I think it just happened. Does "Bat Noir" written across someone's stomach sound familiar?

[SeeBass]

I saw a white guy cut off an Asian guy today.

The white guy had no idea he did it either.

[troutman]

Originally Posted by I_am_Beast

true but atleast i don't text you saying i'm sharing a bottle of wine with strange men....

. . . . because you prefer your wine from a brown bag, under the 10th St bridge . . .

[ernie]

Originally Posted by Table 5

At lunch today, I was staring out the window whilst having a slice of pizza, and Gilbert Gottfried walked by.

Random enough?

I see your "star" from 20 years ago and I raise you Sinbad at the Tulsa airport on Sunday. Or a few years ago on a flight from Boston Boys to men serenading the plane. Also sat beside bob gainey on the same flight another day.

[EverfresH15]

My gf hasnt been talking to me for the last couple of days.

[old-fart]

Originally Posted by Sliver

So one of my customers just walked into my office and asked me to come to his truck to see something. I went, and it was his pet timber wolf:



Pretty weird. What weird random things have happened to you guys lately?

P.S. Do you figure that's actually a timber wolf? It looked big, but I picture wolves being bigger.

If a dude wearing sweatpants comes into your place of employment and says "come out to my truck I gots sumthin to shows ya", don't go.

Further, if he says "hey lookie here ats my timber wolf" I suggest you go back inside as fast as possible.

And keep an eye out for crazy sasquatch butt crack poo sniffer crazy woman too.

[Barnet Flame]

Originally Posted by ernie

I see your "star" from 20 years ago and I raise you Sinbad at the Tulsa airport on Sunday. Or a few years ago on a flight from Boston Boys to men serenading the plane. Also sat beside bob gainey on the same flight another day.

I sat on the middle aisle seat and to my left was Eric Duhatschek!!!!

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by EverfresH15

My gf hasnt been talking to me for the last couple of days.

"Yeah, she was crying about that last night"

I told her that sanny wasn't gonna make itself

[IliketoPuck]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

"Yeah, she was crying about that last night"

I told her that sanny wasn't gonna make itself

Sammy, Cap'n. Did you tell her to not leave any dirty dishes too?

[CaptainCrunch]

Jazz: Well, that weekend was a mistake.
Ford Fairlane: Hey, look. I'm sorry I made you clean the toilets and the bathtubs, I mean, who did all the work in bed?

[getbak]

Last night, I was reading the "Your thoughts on 9/11" thread, and read the link to the Wikipedia article about the plane that crashed into the Pentagon. It contained eye witness testimony from someone who was stuck in a traffic jam that morning when the plane flew over...Which made me think of the song "Ironic". Then, this morning, I was on the train listening to my iPod, and the song "Ironic" came on.

Spooky...some would even say ironic...but not me, because I know what that word actually means.

[getbak]

I have also now discovered how easy it is to type a response on here when you're really drunk on your iPhone because it can figure out what you actually meant to type.

Also, I'm really drunk right now because it's 11:30 in Europe, where I am.

[Flamesguy_SJ]

When I was in Calgary for the Heritage Classic festivities last winter, my friends and I rented out a condo for a week or so. To try and save some money for meals, we went on a grocery run at a nearby Safeway. We're in line, and this girl in front of my buddy and me turns around, looks at us, and asks, "This is going to sound weird...but did we go to middle school together?"

Sure enough, she was in my grade 7 class and moved from Saint John to Calgary the summer after.

[Locke]

Originally Posted by EverfresH15

My gf hasnt been talking to me for the last couple of days.

Thats not weird or random when you make a failed attempt at the backdoor pass...