Special talents?

[Traditional_Ale]

I can impersonate Gollum from LOTR perfectly. My buddy and I do a routine of Gollum and Donald Duck getting it on. Perhaps it might expand to a threesome with Kermit The Frog when another buddy gets back from Ontario.

[amorak]

Originally Posted by ren

i can eat my own pubic hair

fyp

[Devils'Advocate]

I can do this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhCE_...eature=related

Funny thing. When I was in high school some guy pissed me off and I knew this freaked him out. So when he had to go in front of the class and give his presentation, I kept doing that. And it kept throwing him off.. he tried looking elsewhere and ignoring it, but kept coming back. He went to teacher afterwards and said his poor performance was because I "kept moving my eyes around". He got an F.

[BloodFetish]

Originally Posted by Devils'Advocate

"kept moving my eyes around"

Haha, you just reminded me of another party trick. I can tense up my neck muscles and vibrate my head. My wife hates it, but I'm thinking of showing this to other girls...

[ricosuave]

sticking my foot in my mouth? be in the wrong place at the wrong time?

[Coach]

Im an ace at scouting out sweet parking spaces. If a lot is full on a busy day i can generally snag one pretty close to the front...and no its not the handicapped space

[Methanolic]

I have an eyebrow hair over my right eye, that left unattended, will grow infinitely.... There have been a few times where I have let it go and it has reached lengths of over 3 inches!

[MRCboicgy]

[Hack&Lube]

Originally Posted by MRCboicgy

Take pride in your talents.

[Traditional_Ale]

^ Oh man...

[dissentowner]

I can fart on demand.

[Flamesguy_SJ]

Man, lemme see....

I'm okay at impressions. Off the top of my head, I can do Dr Claw/Soundwave, Smeagol/Gollum, Kermit, Timone from The Lion King, Donald Duck, Tom Waits, and Will Ferrell doing an impression of Harry Caray.

I can whistle like a bird while barely opening my mouth...and apparently I can throw the sound too. I can also do this weird hum/whistle hybrid thing that sounds like a cross between a vacuum cleaner and an airplane.

I can do the finger snap thing where you flick your wrist and your index finger smacks your middle finger with a very loud crack.

I can cross my left eye only. I can also roll both my eyes back into my head Undertaker style.

I usually have a really good memory for scripts of plays that I've been in or movies that I really enjoy.

I can usually sing a song based on a random word in the middle of a conversation.

I know every word to Nelly's Batter Up.

I have memorized the bass part in every single solitary piece of choral music I have sung since 2003.

I also at one point had a nearly encyclopaedic knowledge of the Calgary/Saint John Flames (mostly Saint John), but I've kind of fallen behind on that. Random stuff like how the first home game in Saint John's history was a 1-1 tie with the Adirondak Red Wings, with Mark Freer scoring the first AHL goal in Saint John ever. Andrei Trefilov was in goal.

[Hack&Lube]

Originally Posted by Flamesguy_SJ

Man, lemme see....

I'm okay at impressions. Off the top of my head, I can do Dr Claw/Soundwave

I would like to hear your Frank Welker.