Shots fired between North and South Korea

[Shazam]

Originally Posted by worth

A Korean goes to see the eye doctor. After the exam the doctor says, "I know why you've been having trouble."

"Why?"

"You have a cataract."

"No" says the Korean man, "I have a Rincoln Continental."

Pfft, he'd be driving a Rexus.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by boogerz

For all we know, he is already dead and a carefully trained team of imposters is carrying on his regime

The CIA called it operation Masque of Red Death. They manufactured enemies for the United States throughout the World. Castro was an actor named William Brownstain from Ohio who before getting his big role as the evil Fidel Castro was a semi successful dinner theatre actor in Chicago.

Osama Bin Laden, real name Mark Post was most famous for his one man show "Yes I am Cher" where he crossed dressed as the famous Singer Dancer. He nailed the role of Osama Bin Laden in his auditions before the CIA Talent Management Company known as Paramont Pictures, a front organization dedicated to the creation of enemy political leaders who would become threats to the U.S.

Saddam Hussein ironically actually used his real name, he was discovered by an agent working at a Star Bucks in Las Angeles. While he looked menacing, the CIA performed 16 hours of cosmetic surgery on him to give him the famous Mustache. His choice of Audition pieces was Willy Lohman's final speech from Death of a Salesman.

Kim Jung-Il was a college student by the name of Lin ye Tang who was attending the famous film school at UCLA. He was seconded to the CIA by rogue CIA agent George Lucas who's actual job was to create a famous legacy movie then slowly destroy it thus destabilizing the militant Star Wars fan base.

The details of Abjemadid or whatever his name is are a closely guarded secret. But people have wondered about the dissapearance of the actor who played Johnny in the Karate Kid for years.

[T@T]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Why would they need a nuke for Seoul. The North Korean's have enough artillary within range to turn that city into a flatland in about 3 minutes

In fact if I recall right they have 8000 varied long range artillary pieces within range of Seoul.

1. Because they can
2. Kim is a crazy MF
3. why waste good artillary?

[flizzenflozz]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Kim Jung-Il was a college student by the name of Lin ye Tang who was attending the famous film school at UCLA. He was seconded to the CIA by rogue CIA agent George Lucas who's actual job was to create a famous legacy movie then slowly destroy it thus destabilizing the militant Star Wars fan base.

Haha! "The box was in fact hell"

[Gozer]

Originally Posted by mikey_the_redneck

But you would be tuning into CNN to watch the bombs drop like everyone else....
War is always interesting unless it's in your own back yard..

So you were hoping Iran would bomb Isreal...for your entertainment?

[BOSSY]

Originally Posted by mikey_the_redneck

But you would be tuning into CNN to watch the bombs drop like everyone else....
War is always interesting unless it's in your own back yard..

No it's always sad, brutal and a waste of life, resourcs and money wherever it happens...

[JohnnyB]

I live around 400kms from the Chinese border with North Korea. The population in the city where I live is around 20% ethnic Koreans and around 30% of the population I work with is Korean. Although on a day-to-day basis the relationship with North Korea is not at the forefront of my thoughts, war would directly affect lots of the people around me.

[Fozzie_DeBear]

Originally Posted by T@T

1. Because they can
2. Kim is a crazy MF
3. why waste good artillary?

4-Its a target they could probably hit
5-In their mind it might strengthen the case for Pyongyang to be the capital of a unified Korea

[mikey_the_redneck]

Originally Posted by Gozer

So you were hoping Iran would bomb Isreal...for your entertainment?

That would be like saying a car accident is entertaining. It's a horrific thing, but you look anyway don't you?

I'm sure the vast majority of the posters here saw the bombs drop on Baghdad...

Trying to get me goin' there Gozer? Kind of a troll-ish post...

[boogerz]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

The CIA called it operation Masque of Red Death. They manufactured enemies for the United States throughout the World. Castro was an actor named William Brownstain from Ohio who before getting his big role as the evil Fidel Castro was a semi successful dinner theatre actor in Chicago.

Osama Bin Laden, real name Mark Post was most famous for his one man show "Yes I am Cher" where he crossed dressed as the famous Singer Dancer. He nailed the role of Osama Bin Laden in his auditions before the CIA Talent Management Company known as Paramont Pictures, a front organization dedicated to the creation of enemy political leaders who would become threats to the U.S.

Saddam Hussein ironically actually used his real name, he was discovered by an agent working at a Star Bucks in Las Angeles. While he looked menacing, the CIA performed 16 hours of cosmetic surgery on him to give him the famous Mustache. His choice of Audition pieces was Willy Lohman's final speech from Death of a Salesman.

Kim Jung-Il was a college student by the name of Lin ye Tang who was attending the famous film school at UCLA. He was seconded to the CIA by rogue CIA agent George Lucas who's actual job was to create a famous legacy movie then slowly destroy it thus destabilizing the militant Star Wars fan base.

The details of Abjemadid or whatever his name is are a closely guarded secret. But people have wondered about the dissapearance of the actor who played Johnny in the Karate Kid for years.

I see you're living up to the statement in your signature.

For a supposed tyrannical dictator like Kim Jong-Il who happens to have a seen a string of poor health in the past couple years, there is nothing to prove otherwise that his party members would have not devised a plan to carry on his cult of personality. Why would they give up control of the North Korean population so easily?

[puckluck]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

The CIA called it operation Masque of Red Death. They manufactured enemies for the United States throughout the World. Castro was an actor named William Brownstain from Ohio who before getting his big role as the evil Fidel Castro was a semi successful dinner theatre actor in Chicago.

Osama Bin Laden, real name Mark Post was most famous for his one man show "Yes I am Cher" where he crossed dressed as the famous Singer Dancer. He nailed the role of Osama Bin Laden in his auditions before the CIA Talent Management Company known as Paramont Pictures, a front organization dedicated to the creation of enemy political leaders who would become threats to the U.S.

Saddam Hussein ironically actually used his real name, he was discovered by an agent working at a Star Bucks in Las Angeles. While he looked menacing, the CIA performed 16 hours of cosmetic surgery on him to give him the famous Mustache. His choice of Audition pieces was Willy Lohman's final speech from Death of a Salesman.

Kim Jung-Il was a college student by the name of Lin ye Tang who was attending the famous film school at UCLA. He was seconded to the CIA by rogue CIA agent George Lucas who's actual job was to create a famous legacy movie then slowly destroy it thus destabilizing the militant Star Wars fan base.

The details of Abjemadid or whatever his name is are a closely guarded secret. But people have wondered about the dissapearance of the actor who played Johnny in the Karate Kid for years.

Best post in the history of the interwebs!

[Gozer]

Originally Posted by mikey_the_redneck

That would be like saying a car accident is entertaining. It's a horrific thing, but you look anyway don't you?

I'm sure the vast majority of the posters here saw the bombs drop on Baghdad...

With my stomach doing flipflops and disgust for the deaths taking place.

And I do not gawk at car crashes either, especially if I know there's been a death. Maybe some people do, but I don't.

Originally Posted by mikey_the_redneck

Trying to get me goin' there Gozer? Kind of a troll-ish post...

Is big-bad Gozer annoying the guy who is advocating war?

I feel just terrible about that. I hope I didn't hurt your feelings and distract you from your idle bloodlust.

[PyramidsofMars]

I am deeply offended by the many racist comments in this thread towards those of a Mongoloid persuasion.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by boogerz

I see you're living up to the statement in your signature.

For a supposed tyrannical dictator like Kim Jong-Il who happens to have a seen a string of poor health in the past couple years, there is nothing to prove otherwise that his party members would have not devised a plan to carry on his cult of personality. Why would they give up control of the North Korean population so easily?

His successor has already been choosen, his son has basically taken up the role of party central, which if you remember was the mysterious title given to his son just before he took power.

In order to establish power, the next Kim will ruthlessly purge many of the older Politburo members, senior members of State Security and possibly some of the more questionable military leaders.

These guys rule their underlings by fear. New Kim will have to establish that fear.

[Zevo]

Originally Posted by Huntingwhale

I think a North vs South war would be pretty cool.

Besides your post being utterly offensive even if it was supposed to be green text, they are at war. Have been since the 50's. They never signed a peace treaty, only declared a truce.

[wooohooo]

Update - Not much of one.. but a small one
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news...-1225857606052

President Lee Myung-bak's administration is agonising over whether military retaliation should be part of a "proportionate" response to the suspected attack, with Mr Lee telling war veterans this week: "We will take stern actions, not just words."

[quote]
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/04/22...ea-in-sinking/

Defense Minister Kim Tae-young told parliament on Monday of South Korea's immediate suspicions over North Korea. He said that reaction prompted a nearby South Korean warship to fire at an unidentified object "speeding northward." The object was later determined to be a flock of birds.

[icarus]

He said that reaction prompted a nearby South Korean warship to fire at an unidentified object "speeding northward." The object was later determined to be a flock of birds.

A shaken-up spokesman for the flock of seagulls was quoted as saying, "I ran. I ran so far away".

[FurnaceFace]

Originally Posted by icarus

A shaken-up spokesman for the flock of seagulls was quoted as saying, "I ran. I ran so far away".

Thanks is not enough. You win some gold stars too.

[kermitology]

Originally Posted by PyramidsofMars

I am deeply offended by the many racist comments in this thread towards those of a Mongoloid persuasion.

GOD DAMN MONGORIANS! STOP BREAKING DOWN MY CITY WALL!
Here is some small text so I can write that in all caps

[jazzman172]

X-Files and SCTV? Very well done!

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

The CIA called it operation Masque of Red Death. They manufactured enemies for the United States throughout the World. Castro was an actor named William Brownstain from Ohio who before getting his big role as the evil Fidel Castro was a semi successful dinner theatre actor in Chicago.

Osama Bin Laden, real name Mark Post was most famous for his one man show "Yes I am Cher" where he crossed dressed as the famous Singer Dancer. He nailed the role of Osama Bin Laden in his auditions before the CIA Talent Management Company known as Paramont Pictures, a front organization dedicated to the creation of enemy political leaders who would become threats to the U.S.

Saddam Hussein ironically actually used his real name, he was discovered by an agent working at a Star Bucks in Las Angeles. While he looked menacing, the CIA performed 16 hours of cosmetic surgery on him to give him the famous Mustache. His choice of Audition pieces was Willy Lohman's final speech from Death of a Salesman.

Kim Jung-Il was a college student by the name of Lin ye Tang who was attending the famous film school at UCLA. He was seconded to the CIA by rogue CIA agent George Lucas who's actual job was to create a famous legacy movie then slowly destroy it thus destabilizing the militant Star Wars fan base.

The details of Abjemadid or whatever his name is are a closely guarded secret. But people have wondered about the dissapearance of the actor who played Johnny in the Karate Kid for years.